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>Take out yuge loan
>Start company
>Never leave work
>Sleep in workplace
>Travel Europe

Euro truck sim

>7 pieces of clothe in the desert
That's URU

Yes

>divers try steal shit
>locals angry

>Rabbit fighting.

>Get kidnapped by racoon mafia
>Loan shark traps you in a debt spiral
>You better fucking save

>flying state of the art helicopter
>Given mission with no map
>Either luck out and fly over target or run out of gas and fall to death
> 99.999% of the time you run out of gas
>If you get far enough to run into another chopper you're dead

>international home invasion crew

Animal crossing

Correct sir!

From other thread.
>Play as military man in a squad in Area 51.
>Go underground to fight infected alien soldiers and doctors.
>Aliens kill friends and turn one int alien mutant.
>All alone, get turned into alien mutant (can switch from human to alien at will).
>Alien commandos and grey aliens try to kill you.
>Blow up alien ship underground and blow up Area 51.

Tip: Was original XBox game as well.

>warfrogs

Amidoinitrite?

>USA vs Reds
>Live actions cinematics

*cutscenes

>like dark souls but you're a kid flying a dragon
>Everything shoots at you
>All. The. Time.
> Recurring boss repeatedly flies to point blank range and blasts you in the face

Act of War: Direct Action?

>tentacle monsters under house
>fuck up and find them
>family tries to deal with it
>lots of people die

>Different states of reptiles battle
>Save girl if you want shit tier reward
>Hal is best pal

>Liberal cuck world where everyone is represented yet at war
>Lesbian ass offends SJWs

npc perspective
>fuck me its just another day
>everything seems normal like the giant monsters everywhere
>some dick with a smartphone walks up to me and just stares into space while i speak
>is he going to...?
>sells me 20 of my own apples from my farm
>buys me out of stock in arrows
>for some reason i still gave him his money
>then the little shit cuts up my neighbors garden and smashes all my vases
>tfw i will probably have to do this again tomorrow

Overwatch

>guy wakes up
>gets busted by cops
>goes on quest
>dethrones empire, starts revolution
>flying maggots
>hasnt been concluded

Nah
>Involves time travel and a guy with psychic powers

Raving rabbids

Red Alert, 1 or 2.

>literally saying the games name

Area 51

Sounds like Legend of Zelda

Wow that's really easy once you actually think about it haha
5/7

tzelda breff of de waild

I thought that it would have been too hard to find out any other way, lol. It was a great game though!

Riding your horsey around to to stab some big bitches to bring your own bitch back from the dead

shade of the giant

Yup, sick game tho

yes :)

>Start in a tiny prison
>Some guy steals your shit and talks shit about you in a language you don't understand
>He dies
>Mysterious savior
>You're free to walk around and look at shit

Shadow of the Colossus

Yeah I honestly only know because I played the hell out of it, definitely wasnt a blockbuster game by any means, and I don't know anyone else who has ever played it.
I was pretty young back then too, but the game was so good.
Did you ever play the second one? It was so garbage tier that i threw it away after 45 mins.

>Simple operation for crack squad of brightly dressed guerilla warriors.
>Just need to clean up a crashed ship
>"Elite" force misses 5 point blank shots
>I never play Ironman again

>autistic chav spins around looking for mangos and fucking with the wildlife

Ok, i'll try.
>take italy
>take austria
>take german city states
>take russia
>take egypt
>take brit-
>britain
>britain stop
>britain please


>lose everything to britain

parents made you to kill god

And bingo was his namo....well actually it was wanderer. God I love those games. I actually have the weak spot of the colossus on my forearm

>Who's the real you, the one in the suit or the one in the satellite? At least one will get to live on..

Took me a second to get that lol

I NEVER EVEN KNEW THERE WAS A SECOND ONE! I still watch walkthroughs of the first one to this day. I remember my dad playing it and I started one day.
It is so fucking good though. It sucks that the sequel sucks I guess. But I LOVE the first one!

Rashinmahcoont

Hearts of Iron?

>you die... a lot.
>mostly due to bullshit reasons
>allows other players to fuck you over while the game alone is doing it
>not really a hard game, but more of a trial-and-error system
>lore is all over the place

*tattooed on my forerm

Overgrown

>be a zombie in the future but everything looks like the 50s
>perpetual repeat of Mr. Sandman playing in the background
>Even though you're a zombie you're obsessed with an alive bitch and not even to eat her
>and you get to infect people to follow you around and do whacky shit

Dark souls

Nope, but you are on the right track.

Obvi dark souls

Winrar

DO NOT BUY THE SECOND ONE IT *WILL* RUIN ALL NOSTALGIA FOR THE FIRST ONE IT IS THAT BAD

My work goes to complete shit.
Everyone is shooting at me.
Join a frat.
Fight a fetus.

>slow death after 13 years
>they were not prepared

easy Demon/Darksouls or bloodborne

>man wakes up to a shity day.
>finds old friends make a fort.
>Boobs for contrived reasons

Napoleon Total War

>nerd sceptic and hippy chick rival contacted by military to help save fucked up kids from commies
>Keep getting pulled from the present to the future by fucked up kids
>Have psychic powers in the future but mostly just throw boxes at armed soldiers with them
> Still a nerd in the present, military sends you to do spec ops shit
> Commies are really just some rich white dude in a suit
> Find kids, they look like animals and shit
> Turns out you weren't being pulled into future by fucked up kids
> You were sending yourself into the past
> You decide to let the fucked up kids eat the dude in the suit
> The end

Correct sir

Oyes

>Follow a bright orb
>You're teleported in a sort of space bubble
>Use space bubbles to travel and meet aliens
>Ride carts, explore mines and alien facilities, talk to a guy in a bunker in a western town

YESSSSS

Awww, dammit. It's THAT bad? How do you fuck up aliens?

>Inb4 Colonial Marines

I lol'd. That game was great.

>mercenary doing some work for sjws
>Don't give a fuck about the cause
>Get attached to people
>by the way I'm kinda fucking crazy
>see dude from past and chase him
>Luckily everybody knows guy from past and where he's going so he's easy to follow
>sjws still tagging along chatting shit about saving planet
>where is this guy from past?
>see guy from past and give him the means to destroy the world
>ok, better save the world then
>ffuck, am I sjw now?
>best game ever

>gubmint agents pay a lizard to enter tv

Ellen Page: The Game?

>release a patch to make a character a homo

Second Sight!

I fucking loved that game, the twist blew my teenage mind

>A Monkey, Lizard and a Wolf decide to tour some American cities. Hilarity ensues.

>stealy
>wheely
>automobiley

>everything is copy and paste
>lazy programing so bugs every where
>shitty gaming engine so no real drivable vehicals even tho its a open world
>nuclear bunkers yet every plot is just fucking dumb
>the director is a liar
>literally a walking simulator
>every one on Sup Forums eats it up and defends it to there grave

Kek gta

>probe everyone
>collect brain stems
>be kill
>get replaced by clone

SOMA

No preorder's sky

Dayz?

>nukes drop
>you and your family go to a nuke shelter
>everyone gets frozen
>wakes up later to see wufe get shot and baby stolen
>travel wasteland to get your son back

Honestly like I couldn't even get into the plot it started off so bad. I don't even remember it. And the controls were garbage the game was super clunky and it just was a shit show.

They shouldn't have even named it area 51

You spend so long modding and tweaking the game you never get to play through properly.

Got it. Hell yes! I loved that game

Fallout 3 or 4?

>Give a nice, big diamond ring to the girl you love
>She turns into a gold statue

Fallout 3 and 4? Could have stopped after 3rd point, lol.

Destroy All Humans!

Yep, loved that game

A boy and his dog.
>fallout 4 answer

Waay too fucking obvious.

You just reminded me it exists. Gonna need to hunt down my old copy

Tell me if you smell girls

SotFS

I spent ages on this, some faggot better solve it, retro I guess.

Rampage

hl series

Damn, now I'm a little sad. The first one was so good! It's a shame but that happened a lot during the early-to-mid 2000's.

>Gottsa car
>Former cop stops ya' for being a dick
>Lucky for you, you're not in the slammer but whatever.
>Chicko comes up and gets ya' a crew.
>The catch is to rival other crews to be #1 with a bunch of other losers in shit cars to help ya'.
>Whata 'bout the car you say?
>No problemo
>Get to choose from two shitboxes and a pretty nice ride.

>fuck your sister
>murder your wife
>imprison and execute you brother
>torture your wife's lover to the death
>expel jews form your realm
>burn witches and devil worshippers
>die of plague
>die of cancer
>die of measles
>die of mongols