Quick! The closest object to your right is now your survival weapon. How fucked are you?
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Quick! The closest object to your right is now your survival weapon. How fucked are you?
Jack Martin
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Jose Carter
Lighter. I'm pretty fucked
Alexander Anderson
Tape Measure.
Why is this even on my desk?
Jayden Cox
>Throw tape measure
>scream like girl
>¿¿¿¿
>profit?
Lincoln Rodriguez
Phone
Very good
Austin Butler
I guess i would have a chance if i was this guy.
Ayden Evans
Flower pot.
Shit
Elijah Myers
...
Jaxson Cruz
Pillow... So fucked.
Colton Nguyen
Nice
Julian Reed
Talk about stupid human tricks.
But yeah, you'd at least get a hit in.
Kevin Barnes
voltage tester, well its kinda useful
Tyler Cook
glass full of lemonade.
well, shit
Easton Gray
Jam the probe in an eye, or use it a a club. Eh, could be worse.
Michael Baker
A freaking American sign language dictionary
James Green
Aluminum bat, should be good for some time.
Nicholas Barnes
i got a spoon...
Michael Perry
wood > aluminum
Austin Kelly
I HAVE A CAN OF COCONUT LA CROIX. I CAN PUSH EVERYBODY AWAY WITH MY PRETENTIOUSNESS.
Aaron Ward
In proper baseball but in a survival situation I'd take the one that'll last longer and have more hits.
Jacob Moore
police baton I think I'll be alright for now. Always keep a weapon within arms reach
Gavin White
Survival knife, alright I guess
James Evans
Im fucked
Jose Nelson
Roll of tp.
Connor Perry
They'd both last just as long, as long as you didn't break it. Aluminum bats will just bounce off someone's head
Carson Russell
Fool, my coffee cup shall destroy you!
Luke Carter
Just need to craft the skull hopefully cause a hemorrhage not to mention I'm fighting a rotting human body.
Mason Watson
Can't kill em if they're already dead. I guess the only benefit to an aluminum bat is that you can swing fast, but wooden bats are the best.
Colton Walker
I dare any faggot to fuck with me
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>Scrolling Wheel
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Ur dead kiddo
Andrew Reed
crack*
James Price
They're heavy
Brody Phillips
Tits
Jason Williams
kek we'll both survive
Brayden Lewis
Safety glasses. I guess its time to find out if they'll hold up after using them to cave someone's face in like brass knuckles.
Xavier Green
Quit shitposting on the job m8
Thomas Williams
I think I'm still kinda fucked
Angel Lee
Gatorade bottle I'm using as a spittle, pretty fucked
Owen James
When we raise a flagon to another dead dragon there is just one drink we need! Nord Mead!
Jordan Reed
Empty beer can, I'm totally fucked.
Christian Butler
Nasty as fuck. I'm sure zombies wouldn't want to go near that
Leo Gonzalez
Summers here
Jonathan Turner
...
Luke Phillips
Glad to see Facebook hanging around on b
Josiah Ortiz
polar pop from circle k. hopefully the people I am fighting are dieting
Cooper Perry
An empty can of toffee peanuts. Pretty fucked.
Brandon Perry
dump it in their eyes
Jack Perez
pack of birth control
nice
Eli Walker
toilet paper. fucked harder than my dad fucks me.
Samuel Turner
Lotion, I need that
... I have dry skin
Landon Ward
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triple dubs! this user is Kek incarnate!
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