Bill Gates here. No joke. I'll get right to the point.
I will give five dollars to whoever comes up with the best new Microsoft slogan.
Share your ideas here.
Good luck!
Bill Gates here. No joke. I'll get right to the point
Jaxon Parker
Cameron Wright
Does your kid post here?
Ayden Bell
Niggers suck
Christian Bell
Microsoft had an old slogan?
Brayden Allen
Not as good as Unix but better than Apple.
Ian Wilson
It's only micro when it's soft
Brody Sanders
Hello. I voted for Hillary Clinton. I believe in the strictest gun control.
Brayden Robinson
"Forcing new windows on the souless"
Jacob King
Microsoft. Our billionaires are cheap.
Ian Bell
"Open or closed, we're coming in"
William Sullivan
Xbox Scorpio
"Jump forward"
Ethan Lewis
microsoft because money doesnt grow on tree's
Asher Peterson
"Play it first on Xbox One, 720p 30 FPS"
Liam White
Eh blow us while we force this update on your ass without having a postponing option
Aiden Carter
Fuck off Satya Nadella. We know Gates doesn't work there anymore
Xavier Cook
Microsoft, Easy to Hack, We are out of wack, an operating system that is a peace of crap. Windows Blows Linux is where it goes!
Logan Stewart
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Michael Turner
Microsoft doesn't need a slogan, it needs a sound associate.
Benjamin Reyes
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Jaxon Long
Microsoft - the company
Jack Carter
Ooh I got trips