How can I cut myself in a way I can easily say was unintentional or an accident? Where are the best places to cut? (I don't want to kill myself (yet), I just want to feel pain.) Any other tips on making my cutting more discrete/"explained"?
>inb4 emo faggot
Yeah, I know.
your shin, bottom of foot say you stepped on glass
also dont use that knife, use a knife without serrations. (the little saw bumps) make sure it's smooth all the way down.
enjoy faggot
jab it in yr eye
U want people to see it or if possible never be seen? If you don't want it to be seen then I suggest the feet and the shin. Don't hurt urself to bad man people care about you I'm sure of it.
If you just want to feel pain then slap yourself or snap a rubber band on your arm! don't cut yourself you massive retard!
Use a kitchen knife. Have something like a watermelon with you. Let the knife "slide off" the watermelon, and slash your other hand, the one that was supposed to be keeping the melon steady. Be sure to cut to TOP of your hand, otherwise you could cut a tendon that would leave your hand permanently crippled. It will hurt like hell if you slash all across the hand.
or wait for your i pad charger to heat up and press it on your skin.
Trauma center fag here. Just cut your hand. You can always say you were trying to cut something and knife slipped. Happens all the time. Make sure you cut your non dominant hand tho. I suggest between thumb and index finger.
Or go pick a fight. Even if they don't hit you when you hit them you will feel pain.
Or you can play a contact sport such as boxing or american football.
There is a lot you can do besides cutting yourself to feel pain.
if you really have such a disregard for your own healthy body just shove the knife up your ass.
Yeah, that seems like the best place, now that I think of it.
I still think a rubber band would be better.
I usually just scratch myself till it bleeds, you can hide em on your forearms
Samefag here, the mark it leaves only lasts like 7 months so it leaves more room
Your going to be pissed walking on a cut foot all day
I want to cut myself so I can easily hurt myself at any moment, even in public, by discretely pushing against the scar. I also feel like shedding blood helps channel my pain better idk.
Can post pics if you guys want, nobody really notices them at work so it's chill
I think you need a fucking doctor.
Cut your dick off, it's pretty discreet as nobody would ever know.
Sure.
I don't really do it anymore cause I accidentally cut a slit in my ear, hitting my head on a table, but if I pinch it hard enough it has the same effect without any marks
you guys are all worse then tumblr users.
Here you go, the ones in the middle date back to last year and the darker ones are more recent
I'm pretty high also
the throat
I know a few people that cut off the corner of their finger working with exacto knives. Or you could just cut your finger at an angle, say you were cutting vegetables and hand slipped or that you weren't paying attention
why is everyone helping this guy cut him self?
because he will do it anyways and we are not here to judge
Post pics of the cut. I'm interested.
we really should judge because cutting is fucking retarded!
Newfag sighted
You never been on Sup Forums before??
Nobody is going to fucking stop him even if we all wanted him to stop. Shut the hell up.
Yes I have! I know you all want to fuck your cousins and dogs!
I'll have you know that I'm am absolutely repulsed by all of my cousins, and my dog's dick is too big.
you like lolli porn though?
yeah , lets just shame him
SHAME SHAME SHAME
Go back to 9gag you fucking child. Someone call the mods
Nah, trap porn > everything else.
cut your dick up
works for me
never been on 9gag but I like Sup Forums because of how fucked up it is.
duh
I go with my upper thighs. Boxer short's can cover those
or like not be a retard.
I completely forgot 9gag existed for a few months there. Thanks for reminding me of that cancer, faggot.
I didn't bring it up but okay.
Why not just do yoga or go for a run or something that is physically painful and also productive?
I skipped over the first mention of it and saw yours, therefor you caused this pain.
I can see my logic is not helping so just cut your ass checks. It will hurt when ever you sit down but no one will check there.
>falling for the bait
bait?
That's not how it works. For some people it is, but not for me.
Ear to ear
Just use a lighter to burn yourself then. I saw that shit in a movie once.
Or stop being a faggot and hit hard things with your fists really hard, you'll hit better after that.
Or just eat old shit and get terrible stomachache.
Just don't cut yourself, you don't want people calling you a faggot do you?
A legit question to everyone that self harms:
Why don't you start a sport that gives you the same amount of pain? MMA, Boxing, or even street fights. Why do you have to be worthless pieces of shit that offer nothing to society?
forehead
Stab it completely through your wrist
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depends if you get naked in front of people, upper thigh is good as long as you're not sleeping with people and wear boxers. nobody will know
inner thigh, you're never going to get laid so no one's going to see the scars
yeah and try walking or running for the next two weeks. outer thigh's better.
Don't brush your teeth, let bacteria eat their way to your nerves. Then, bite down really hard and your rotten teeth will feel all the pain you need
Cut a bagel.
why even cut? it is pontless and stupid.
Because we're worthless pieces of shit that offer nothing to society. It's not fucking rocket science.
I know this isn't exactly what youre looking for, but use a stapler. Did this a couple times in highschool. Staple your thigh a couple times, feel pain, remove staples, carry on and occasionally press hard on the staple holes. Bonus pain if you do this and then make yourself walk for a bit. Marks aren't noticeable after. It's not super painful though/