Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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I require children! Who ever is next please come into the room!

Claim
Ah one the baby hunt I see, are you looking for a daddy or just some one to get you preggers

Firekeeper
mornings are shit, noon is a good time to wake up

Still here


and


Would hurt.
You are so lewd. Im just making you presentable

firekeeper
That;s good, because i need to save my energy so i can take over that castle~ ;p
I see, that is definitely something worth being so excited for!~
So, he might actually be hot enough to make a cup of tea~ ;p
Seriously, fuck those guys~

Holo
Don't worry, someone will cum along soon enough~
Post more~

Rory
Hmmm in that case i think i can forgive you.

Fill me up with your seed!
Why can't you help me out?

You are not your waifu

Yes and?
but this seed is for yuno

I'll do it.

Mash, if you're lurking come out.

Woah now you need to chill.
And I dont want that

Because i'm not ready to have kids yet~

Well what are you waiting for? Come over here~
You can spare some--
I need this, do not take this away from me!
I can raise them by myself, you only need to come around occasionally if you'd like!

Takane would be improved if she had a tan uwu

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
fire keeper
Meh I'll do it eventually
Yuno
One day we will. I just know it
I'm already sad
Beenpretty good. Hung out with friends now playing games
stupid pervert
You did not stupid! You're wrong like always! Just like I'll always hate you!
No i didn't stupid!
I do not! The complete opposite actually! I hate you and regret meeting you! Stupid!
Yeah but i like if this is it too
>I'm not yours nor am i a tsundere stupid!
No you will shut up!
Shut up!

you can have as many as you can squeeze from my dick

>tfw my husband got castrated by his step mother with a hammer
I like doing it in private...

I'm really stupid.

How tighly can I squeeze?
What do you mean private? You do not have to be ashamed of your relations with an immortal spirit!

Mmmmmmm ok
very low cut rem rem
If I did that we would both be dead
The way you are going about this you are only going to attract the worst type of mate
Maybe if technology comes along enough but that wont be for a while
Sweet what did you do with them?
Why is that tigger?

y tho

Post your discord~

Im not just pm maybe?

He got nailed

I don't understand

as hard as those holes can

It has to be in private
Is that a joke?
Because you hit it on the head.

Very well, ye shall be known as Tea Yuno or BritYuno and I will be TexasYuno, or YouKnow as I've always been called

Am back~

you were showing a lot of the goodies

I like to hammer in some jokes here and there.

*best You Know

No

A lot of bad life decisions.
I should also be asleep right now, but no matter how tried I get, I can't stop thinking.

Hmm that is a tempting offer...i'm sorry but i have to think about it!

Saying things like that only proves i'm right~
Well it's the truth so~
You don't need to hide it anymore you know~
Don't think i've heard that one.
> You are both, just as you wanted~
Should i though~?
> Sexy leg~
Post boobs~

Welcome back. So what're you gonna do now, destiny?

Or you can be Faggot Yuno and him Less Gay Yuno

I have full faith in my child rearing techniques!
Holo#3360
Huh?
Holo#3360
I am only fertile on select days of the year, make your mind up quickly!

Like do it in private you know?

No. Just no.

Nigga you what
Spotify?
Good to know.

dont worry taiga, i make all bad decisions too

Would you like to help out?

YouKnow it~

Sadly no, my psnplus ran out.. I will either play Halo 5 or Oldschool Runescape

Saw a nigga dressed as a gender bent Rory at the con

shit happens take a cold shower and you'll sleep fine

Well I'm actually a welshman so dragon Yuno or miner Yuno would be more fitting
Ow one of my best friends is from texas! but she hasn't been back since she was a kid
I could see a lot of top bewb
Wow sounds like some thing heavy happened, did you argue with someone close?
yes but genetics always play a large factor

so how was that kiss-shot cosplayer?

God i hope so
Played games and watched ufc fights that were on
What did you do today?
It does not stupid!
It is not!
I'm not hiding anything! I hate you and wish i never met you!
It's pretty rad
>I'm neither! Just as i like it
Yes! Stupid!
>perv
How does it surprise you that I'm never warm to you?

Finally on PC now, n00t pls don't ban ;-;

Truth has been spoken
Besides, working longer nights is awesome. Peace, quiet, all the good stuff. Besides, it's dark, and dark is nice for the eyes!
>check
First you would have to roll your way over here~ ;p
Hell yeah!~ Besides, it also means more time here~
I'll wait for your next playthrough~ ;p
Oh believe me, you haven't seen the best stuff yet~
Alrighty
>Also, nice tattoo~

claiming this adorable little autist

I guess? You seem to have quite a few lined up

Yaay \o/
Oh wait, that's not a good thing...

I'll give that a go. Getting desperate.

I wish that was the case.

yea ive been nocturnal for a few years now, so much better at night, nobody else is awake so dont have to deal with anyone

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Holo#3360

at least we both have super cute waifus

Well maybe later I cant right now

Tere getting close tay was pretty cute
Well I have gotten up and logged on to waifu that is it so far
Hello autist
ow dam sounds like things rely hit the fan. Do you want to tell me about it?

Do you guys just circle jerk all night and talk about your waifus?

Fine! Be that way, you don't know what you're missing out on!

Ahhh this is too much pressure...

Oh that sucks.. Those are good choices.

Sure sure~
It's at least 60% truth~
Now i know that one is a lie.
I'll give it a listen.
> well you sure act like it~
Alright alright, my lips are sealed~
> You showed it~
Because i tried everything and it never really works...

Oh don't worry, i'll roll all over your country~ ;p
That;s always a good thing~
Please, now that i know where everything is i'll just walk right through no problem~ ;p
Oh i head a feeling, the deeper i go the more lube i wish i had brought~

No we mainly chat about every thing but waifus do come up fairly comely

I can help relieve that pressure!

>dubs of truth
exactly. Besides, thinking is better at night. More creative, and personally I have way more energy at night than during the day
Oh, and you can suck on peoples' blood without anyone noticing, that's also pretty nice
Just try not to crush me in the process, I don't want to become a pancake for you to eat later on~ ;p
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Oh really? Well... Let's just wait until HE comes around... Hehe~~
You have the right feeling honey~

Call yourself which ever you like~

She has quite the titties

Indeed~

It'll probably be gone when i go to get it honestly
>well it's not exactly a tattoo, it's a guild mark but it's pretty similar to a tattoo
>also you're a perv
Nice claim
Also she's not autistic she's adorably special
What are your plans for today then?
It's 0% truth!
You wish it was! Perv!
Huey Lewis has some pretty rad stuff
>i do not!
Stupid!
>I didn't think i need to hide it. But clearly i do
Then you go and say "post boobs" like a pervert. Of course I'm going to be hostile

So anything go down over at Sheraton or wherever it was this year?

Don't look

i dont even really wake up until the sun goes down

you got a pic for me?

Cold shower was cold. My water can apparently get very very cold...

We're compensating with waifu cute. Neat.

Shit has been hitting that fan for a long time. I got a massive mess to clean up.
Not really, thanks for asking though.

Pussy ass waifu you got there.

Well.. Too bad I guess
>What is the difference? Does it appear magically or something?
>Am not!
>but that butt is qt

Fort worth convention center, Lots of normies but at least some got the crowd going like one blasted Cupid Shuffle and everyone got together to suffle

I'll pm it, can't be bothered to connect my phone to my computer and upload everything

Dragons are cool!
>averts gaze
Well if you ever need to talke I will be happy to and I am good at keeping a secret
Well I am currently playing a kids game to try and get a hat in tf2 haven't though of much after that

seems pretty healthy to me

i'll be waiting
>impatiently

If we're talking euro dragons are, asian is meh

Sent ;)

>Unleashes mating call.
Holo#3360

I saw a Rory when I went to PAX last year. Pic very related.

Oh my~

I'll try but no promises, after all you know us Americans aren't very concerned about collateral damage~ ;p
You mean the big bad dragon that has everyone so scared~? ;p
Gotta give it to them though, they made it feel a lot more like DS1 than the base game~

Gonna do the same stuff on Runescape as last time?

50% minimum~
Well yeah, it would be kinda awkward if it wasn't.
Are they still around?
> Totally do~
> No you don't~
Well even when i didn't do that you were still kinda hostile. I really do want you to be warm to me..

not bad, not bad at all

This is welsh dragon in the folk laws he is sleeping under a mounting

PM some pics to me
Dutche$s#4205

I was thinking they'd play the German version of Caramelldansen or some shit

Which I would want tbh

Better

Did you smash?

On Halo 5, gonna be a bit rusty

Indeed, kinda wish I smashed

Yea that's the dragon I'm thinking of

Caramelldansen is ancient yo

Yeah. I'll try to remember though
>not really, it's sort of like a magical tattoo. It doesn't go on magically it has some sort of significants thouig. you'd have to watch the show honestly
>you are too
>but that butt is qt
>deffinetly a perv
Tf2 is pretty great. I don't think i could spend a day playing it though. Hearts of iron though i probably could
>dubs
0% maximum
Well it is, i hate you!
Huey Lewis and the News? Maybe. They're older so maybe not
>no i don't stupid!
>i think i do, since there's so many pervs around
Well maybe if you weren't a pervert all the time! Well then don't be a stupid pervert and just blatantly say "post boobs" that's something i expect from shit posters.

What's wrong with that?

>tfw English trash dub is more popular than the original

Cool cool, will try to remember that.

Even if it's not healthy, who cares?
Healthy stuff is boring.

Stop ignoring me -_-

Just sayin, wouldn't expect anything from the ancient age of anime

I barely know you

Bunny waifu is best waifu.

true healthy stuff sucks, why would anyone wanna be healthy and live longer
>what a great gif

Still.
Send A-kon pics bruh
>RWBY
>good.
Kek

Nah

You say that, but you don't really acknowledge the stuff that's older than it.

You know i've actually never played Halo before. Have fun~

I think your gauge is busted~
Hmmm i don't think so~
Yeah, i know they were big in the 80's.
> You can't fool me~
> That;s a fair point i suppose.
So dial it back a little more? Yeah you've got a point there, i could've been more delicate.

So how have you been rem?
He is currently asleep recovering from his wounds from killing the other dragons or that is how the storey goes.
Yes I am depressingly good at medic even tho it isn't my favourite class. Never hired of that what is it like?
Good good :)
So one lighter note played any good vidya lately

Meh

Oh boy you missed out big time

I see

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Well she got the shitty part down

I'm alright, you?

Besides, who wouldn't want to see a band of idiots dancing to that song?

Do you want to cringe?

That's what i've heard, but i never had an Xbox so eh.

Yes.

You poor soul

Nigga you cray

Ah love that gif
So yeh fun little storey hu?
I ok trying to get hats in tf2 atm
eye patches are cute