Tell me you secrets Sup Forums

Tell me you secrets Sup Forums.

You are completely anonymouse....

friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door all through middle and high school. dated a lot of guys after graduating high school. ended up getting pregnant. slept with the boy next door and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid and just blaze all day. i cheat on him quite a bit with the neighbor because he gives me free weed.

i am OP.

I was fucking this girl I got bored of her so I made a hit on her best friend who was my best friends girl and 7 years later were still together but wishing I stayed with the 1st one now

Wtf bitch I hope he gets a DNA test one day

you should legitimately kill yourself

My step mom molested me when I was 23. I never told anyone about this because I was so ashamed.

I only buy items at steep discounts.

>My step mom molested me when I was 23

my 9/10 cousin came onto me in a bathroom after a day at the beach. Closed the door behind her and gave me the "fuck me" eyes...Didn't do anything since I was young and thought it was wrong.

I'm looking to make a move this summer, she better still have that bikini that was 2 sizes too small.

M or F?

Shared a bedroom with my older brother when I was 5 - 10 and he was 13 - 18.

He coerced me into sucking his dick more times than I can count.

>23.
>(long time ago)
>have little sister.
>she sleeps with me.
>parents asleep.
>lock door.
>get naked.
>put blankets and pillows on floor.
>asks me "¿me on top or you on top?"
>i tell her "you on top".
>have sex like video related.
>try not to make noise.
>the end.

3 days ago my sisters and I drank for my older sister's birthday. My little sister went home with someone and I had to take my big sister home. The whole car ride she told me how she missed me and wished I would move back to town so we could hang out like we used too. We got to her apartment and I helped her inside. She was holding me so tight. I walked her back to her bed and laid her down. I then let her sleep. I went and passed out on the couch. I'm not sure how much time passed but she yelled out for me and startled me awake. He got fast and ran back to her room. She was in just her panties. My sister is beautiful, I've always thought that but I tried not to look at her. She grabbed my hand and asked me to lay with her. I asked her to cover up then I laid beside her. She wrapped her arms around me and started kissing my neck. I tried so hard to be good but she started touching me. We started making out. Next thing I knew she was on top of me grinding hard. She whispered fuck me Eli. I won't tell Mom I promise. Then I don't know came over me but I rolled her into her back and started to have sex with her. It was the best sex I've ever had. The next morning we woke up together and had sex again. Needless to say, I'm packing my things up this week and moving back home to live with my big sister.

Greentext?

I have a pierced dick.

fuck you wtf.

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Im 31 and i cant stop myself from hitting on and sleeping with 16-19 year olds

I'm a local arsonist...

Why? People that age don't know how to fuck. And they can get jealous as hell.

I've heard about you!

you're not supposed to post true things. lol.

nothing wrong with that

I like that they try so hard to impress me and to pretend like they know what they are doint. I dont really know how to explain it but their pussy feels so much better than older pussy.

Maybe... idk its just generally frowned upon. And a lot of them work for me

Was in a long distance relationship with hs gf when we went to different colleges. She used to strip for me on cam and send me vids. She has no idea I wasn't the only one watching those cam performances

I am a pedo. I eclusively love sex with girls 6-12 and have had three experiences so far. Two were in foreign countries and were paid, one was a friends daughter and we have done it numerous times. She actually claims she is in love with me. I say it back but never mean it, I only want to fuck her little pussy or have her suck my big hard cock

Unfortunately, if I told anyone, I would have to kill them...

You violated her trust. Congratulations!

My hero

I'm black.

I participated in the gang rape of a girl at a house party. She ended up killing herself. I found out she was only 15 from the news

And let everyone see her naked with her legs spread. Sharing is caring

I hang around laundromats and wait till hot chicks move their clothes from the washers into the dryers. While no-one is looking I'll open the dryer and take out a pair of wet, warm underpants. I'll take those underpants into the toilets and jack off a huge load into them. I'll then put them back into the dryer to finish.

>The though of some hot bitch walking around with my dried cum in her knickers is a massive turnon.

I went to a house party when I was in high school and impregnated a passed out drunk chick. She never knew who the father was.

>We all have secrets
No shit?

I posted my gf on Sup Forums .. she was popular and it excites me too much and I think I might get addicted to it and I'm scared

I'm an attractive, straight guy, and I find it really hard to cum from normal sex and I usually fake it. Because of that, I finally gave up and stopped hooking up with girls at the end of last year.

Now I've just been casually browsing Sup Forums and fetish sites in hopes of finding a cute girl with a high sex drive that wants to do all kinds of kinky shit, with normal sex being uncommon. I even played with the idea of dating my lesbian friend for a while when she made a joke about how I'd "be the girl in the relationship and get fucked every night if we dated".

That sounds pretty nice to be honest.

post her

I won't watch a hit TV show episode by episode. I need to wait until the entire show has finished then I'll download and binge them.

I've been burned too many times by networks cancelling shows before they end, and I'd rather not start a show if the story isn't going to be completed.

Example: Breaking Bad wrapped up. M*A*S*H wrapped up.

Deadwood cancelled one season early. Firefly etc.

My best friend use.to joke about how my mom was a milf in hs. He was pervy bastard and liked showing of his bigger than average dick.

Anyway one time I overheard my mom on the phone with someone talking in a hushed tones while I was in my room. I was nosy so listened in and heard her talking about how she thought my friend was a stud and basically that he'd get it and she'd be happy to be the one to give it to him.

She was still married to my dad at the time and this floored me with mixed emotions. The fact that I knew he would fuck her and she basically said shed fuck him made me furious and horny which was confusing as fuck.

Fast forward to college. Doing acid with friend. I say "remember when you used to joke about wanting to fuck my mom?" He said yeah. So in my high state I'm getting horny thinking about the two of them fucking in my hightened state. I tell him about what I heard her say on the phone about him and he just kind of laughs it off.

I start fapping fantasizing about it for weeks.

Mom started acting a bit strange and my gf pointed out how she's chatting on the computer with someone a lot and gets jumpy whenever someone enters the room. I get mad at.my gf for hinting at the fact she thinks my mom's fucking around. I get paranoid and download a keylogger. I find out her passwords and and read her history on MSN (it was like 10 years ago). Turns out they were sexting and planning to meet up when my dad headed to ireland a few weeks for work. Confused boner.

I snoop a couple weeks later and she's telling hi. How huge his cock is and how my dad has only made her cum twice in 20 years and he made her cum twice in 3 days.

So it seems surreal as fuck. I periodically browse her shit and one day she told my friend she can't do anal with him as his cock hurt her ass so much she had to tell me she was hobbling around because she fell down the stairs.

Con

I inherited a pair of binoculars and started spying on my neighbors
small town, scared someone finds out

damn
moar?

i dated an older man but i broke up with him a month ago because i didn't want my mom to find out. i still talk to the poor fucker because without me he'd probably go insane

Tell her you did it. It will either curb the behavior or let you experience the thrill with her permission.

fuck me

you are disgusting

I'm not into guys, sorry user.

good thing I'm a girl

best

How did you get things going with the friend's daughter?

This is Sup Forums, we're all secretly little girls here. Regardless, I JUST said normal sex doesn't do much for me user, what do you have to bring to the table to make it worth it?

I have a crush on my cousin.

When I was 11, a friend asked me to whip my dick out so I did, then he called his dog and she licked my dick once or twice. Never had my dick licked since then (im 18)

I'm 25 and want to impregnate a women 12 years older than me. What is wrong with me?

I'm straight

down for anything and I'll let u do anything

absolutely nothing user. wanting to breed a fresh 12 year old entering her prime is a completely normal phenomenon, regardless of what your age is. when you turn 70, you still will want to breed a qt 12yo

nothing is wrong with you, fuck her brains out

gtfo you bastard

he said twelve years older

Youre an asshole

What the fuck? Where is the continuation?? Also, how how is/was your mom? What did/does she look like? Big tits? Big ass? Also, how big id your friend's dick? Fairly big? Huge?

And do you possibly have a picture of your mom that you could post? Even without showing her face?

Also, did you ever talk about this with your friend? And did anyone else, including your dad, find out about this?

Seriously, more details. Please!

Green text that shit

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Considering this is Sup Forums of all places and there is almost no way this is a real thing, I don't know why I'm doing this, but I've got a throw away email I've used on /soc/ before and if you can prove you're not a guy I'd be willing to talk kinky stuff more seriously.

[email protected]

oh shit. i read it wrong. an hero user, or get some help

Lol no
I don't want retard babies. Also eventually I won't be attracted to her. Just want to fuck a pregnant milf lol

Obsessed with my cousins GF. Love her legs and feet. I'm better looking than him. I wanna make her cheat on him. I see her stealing glances at me at parties. If we get drunk i know I could get her in bed. She makes me diamonds.

I don't have a throw away email, do you have kik or anything like that?

A moment of silence, for our ignorant Sup Forumsro

I lost my virginity to a 64 year old man when I was 17

by not making a move, you already told her you weren't interested. RIP

>Gurl has a giant crush on me. Shit post on social media. Gets her even more wet.
Its actually great

i took the virginity of a dumbass 17 yo when i was 64

everyone around me thinks im over my depression since i've shown great progress in the last years of taking medication and that im finally getting my life together with a good job and stuff.

truth is, i'm ready to die. i am dead inside, i dont feel anything anymore.

i started spending all my money i had left on drugs and hookers and i just want to die by an overdose so no one will grief about me

im the greatest

I'm only using a throwaway since I don't want to post my contact on Sup Forums, if you're legit we can use skype or something after a couple emails. I don't have kik because I don't have a smart phone.

I think back to that day she told me that and remember her wobbling around and thinking about how my friends cock cause her to be like that.

I'm mad, embarrassed ashamed and horny at the thought. My mom was so horny for him she endured physical pain for his personal pleasure.

I tell no one out of shame. Not my dad, gf, no one. It seemed surreal and it was easier to pretend it wasn't happening.

A couple years later I bring up to my gf that I bumped into this friend and she blurts out 'he has a huge di..." And stops herself. I ask her how she'd know if he had a big dick and she acted like she wasn't saying anything about his dick. I'm paranoid, need to trust, etc. So I act like I believe her even though I dont. Later I start fucking her and talking dirty like "tell me how he fucked you, did you cum, where did he finish off" and it actually makes me horny up until I cum then I feel wicked ashamed. She starts crying and breaks down and says she sucked his dick. I demand she tells me all the details as I figured my imagination had to be worse than reality. She eventually after hesitation tells me she sucked his dick three times but whenever she wanted it in her pussy her refuse and tell to keep sucking and she did. She said the second and third time he came down her throat and she vomited and she actually was telling him refusing to fuck her made her feel self conscious and that's why she sucked him off two more times.Now my mind's.racing and I remember the.time I came home, saw him leaving my place saying he forgot his phone there the.previous day. I walk in, gf's pulling sheets off bed saying she spilled her drink and starts aggressively having sex with me and she's wet as fuck. Then gives me a disappointed look and says she wished I had a bigger dick.

Anyway I broke up with her but never told anyone about him fucking my mom or getting sucked off by my gf. Thinking of him making the only women I've loved his fuck toys still makes me horny

I keep a handful of glass marbles up my ass during most of the day each day because I love that full but comfortable feeling. They're about an inch across - perfect size.

When I was about 15 yo (5 years ago), I was kinda lost in thoughts and porn. Fapped 2-3- times a day and porn kept getting more boring. Sooooo I tried to have sex with cat, wich failed miserably, so i gave up after about 20 seconds i recall. And, oh god, it was in my parents bed when they were at work. Feels good to finaly let this out.

send me money please

your secret shouldn't be a secret

Some dudes have a God-Penis that they and everyone they get with worship. Don't hold it against them. We're just hairless monkeys, after all.

The thought that the only two women I cared about were so aroused by him they were willing to destroy my self esteem and cause me to be a laughingstock to my friends and completely wreck my head up because they were so horny for his dick creates emotions I can't explain. I feel so inferior and jealous. And no one knows I'm aware of this shit as I'm too pussy to do anything about it so I just walk around like a sucker

Sounds like a lot of nice greentexts here

>lost in thoughts and porn
This is me everyday. I love my little dreamworld

I exclusively watch Goth porn.

I remember when i was younger how horny af I was so one day I let my nephew use my "fuck me silly" ass/pussy masterbator. He's 13, and loves the fuck out of it. He obviously stops by to cum in it all the time now.

I at first told him to clean it afterwards but he stopped doing that after a while and I cleaned it.

I secretly started tasting his cum loads before cleaning it.

when i was 18 i posted an add on craigslist and sucked a guy off that was 32 years old. it was hot as fuck. then i did it again. im 27 now and have hooked up with i think 12. maybe more. i once had a really old man reply to my add and he said hed pay me 300 to 500 to watch me stroke it. so he came over and i let him suck it and he paid me
>mfw when i prostituted myself out at 18

That's partly why it made me horny, the uncontrollable urges.they were feeling is hot but now I hate women and my mom and the girls I've been with since ive loathe for no reason.

My father ran a forgery business for 15 years. When he passed away I took over. Only lasted 10 months :(
The cops and ICE (since I'm a Mexican American) did a sting operation. Basically they lured me with a deal too good to be true and I got caught. Damn...my father was cunning and sly as a fox. I was just some dumb kid lol

i strongly prefer airtight porn with borderline anorexics, but standard dp or anal with any non-fatty will work in a pinch

wow.... thats fucking horrible

>23

This can only end badly, user

where do you find them

kek

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