Is it illegal to cut my dick off on purpose, flush it down the toilet and call the ambulance?

Is it illegal to cut my dick off on purpose, flush it down the toilet and call the ambulance?

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no

Some gauze may cover it, but insurance won't

Can I do it all at home safely?

Depends on country, probably. But in the US, you're generally free to be as retarded as you want

make sure to call them when you start

50 years later i still would have done the same.

You've done it?

Why though?

I don't want it anymore. I will always be horny, but no release.

it will be worse with no dick

Only if that happens at a leap year.

You might be put in a mental hospital.

> but insurance won't
bullshit, depending on where you live

Are you the guy in NC who did it?

You don't want that. Besides with penis cut off you'll be still able to orgasm - you can orgasm by clenching prostate.

Yes i have. its been worth every minute.

You just have to make sure you want to do it though.

if he says yes, are you going to be all like "wow cool" and "let me ask you some questions?"

Fuck you and your obamacare bullshit I'm not going to pay some depressed faggot's medical bills because he had a sad and chopped off his own fuck stick
Fuck him and fuck you with that severed tiny cock

moar

only if you dont stream it

Is it illegal to slice your wrists and call the ambulance once you get scared of bleeding out?

You are fucking stupid OP. Please chop off your dick

If I was the doctor who sees you after that I would do everything I can to get you in mental house.

>Is it illegal to cut my dick off on purpose, flush it down the toilet
no
>and call the ambulance?
yes

(OP)
What dick?

>Is it illegal to slice your wrists and call the ambulance once you get scared of bleeding out?
Yeah, it is.

Actually technically suicide is illegal

You are also retarded.

show me one arrest record. just one

get a vasectomy.

>technically

kill yourself

Underated.

Simplicity at its finest.

Do it op you weird cunt just WebM it please

What if I drive myself to the hospital?
I can cut my dick off in my car.

no but if you call the ambulance be prepared to pay out of pocket. its dumb assees like you that raise insurance prices foir everyone else.

get a vagina instead you pussy

testosterone is mainly produced in your testicles. theoretically, i guess you'd be better off, chopping your balls off. however, i wouldn't advise to do that either.

fucking dumb idea, user.

not illegal but you will be involuntarily commited with good cause

It's not an arrest record but here's a court appeal document:

armfor.uscourts.gov/newcaaf/opinions/2012SepTerm/12-0353.pdf

Subject got 180 days for attempted suicide in 2012

this

You don't seem to understand the laws in the US. I'm sure you think ambulance rides are free too.

youre doing good job for natural selection

you will prolly go to a mental hospital, insurance doesn't usually cover self harm and it sound like you'e trying to go to the ER.

expect it to be pricy like 1-3k for just the ambulance ride