ITT: Frauds

ITT: Frauds

How did he become so shit so fast? He'll go to manure or psg for €80m in no time.

He's brazilian. He's already in the 2008 ronaldinho phase. In 3 years he'll be back at brazil or playing in china

He is the ultimate Le no product man.

sad

He's addicted to CS:GO.

Smug Luis Enrique.jpg

Seriously don't know how he managed to become Barca manager

brazilian effect

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This. And fucking Marquezine's ass.

Suarez been playing like shit too desu

>MSN is the best attack trio in the world

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Has there been a bigger decline than this? Neymar went from scoring in the CL final to struggling against bottom feeders in la Liga. His last goal was in October against Celta Vigo.

>people unironically rated Gaymar over Bayol

>you now remember Neymar scored as much goals in the 2014/2015 UCL as Messi and Ronaldo

Nerman fell off?

adriano is fucking based

based

>fucking Marquezine's ass
well obviously

her tits are depressing

>le goat in nike's commercials

are there any brazilians who had like 5 good seasons in a row?

you see european/white players all the time playing well for like 12 years in a row basically identifying with their current club achieving god status.

is it their (lack of ) education? the fact that they're used to partying with coke and trannies for three days in a row after a hattrick against Copacabana United FC?

>are there any brazilians who had like 5 good seasons in a row?
Plenty of them. Kaka during his first stint at AC for example.

>Plenty of them.

name four more.

besides typical CL winners like Kaka and R.Carlos and so on

he's shit

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Kaka, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Dani Alves, Marcelo? loads desu.

>besides typical CL winners
They're suddenly not Brazilian?

discount defenders and suddenly it gets hard to even name 10

he's playing pretty well, goalkeeping mistakes are common when you play like barca

Kaka, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Gilberto Silva, Ronaldinho, Ze Roberto, Juninho(Lyon), Luis Fabiano, Denilson, Emerson, Ramires

>Denilson

now THAT's the biggest fraud to ever grace a football field. Just ask Betis fans

He's got cute eyes though. I'd totally suck his dick.

Romario at PSV before he ruined himself by moving to Barcelona

big booty + medium tits are a based combo

he's dog shit and has always been dog shit

>just ask betis fans
He spent 7 fucking years there, must have been decent at least, cant understand your """"joke""""

>replying to spainish posters

Lol

and how many years in the second division?
he was shit and the reason he was there for so long was that nobody wanted him, specially with his wages

he likes ass

I didn't see him play, but if he was so bad they could have just released him. Also, nobody signs a 7 year contract upon joining a new club.

Has he really fallen off that bad, or has he just been unlucky?

He is having a bad 2016/2017 desu

I don't think he is fully fit to play. Hopefully he gets better after the winter break

user... the winter break has been over for a while now

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He was the most expensive player when Betis bought him, broke previous transfer records. They signed him for a ton of cash and wanted to get something out of him, he was shit and Betis probably tried to get a reasonable amount for him, but he was that bad, that no club with money would buy him.

He only cares about the NT now. Fuck those Scatalanus