Does any one else have genital warts?

Does any one else have genital warts?
I can't join the marines until they're gone and I have a fucking shit load.
Anyone, please advise how I can get rid of this shit. Please.

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Also sauce on this would be nice

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tie them or freeze them

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No joke, carefully shave them with a razor.

They're not big enough to tie :(
I'm using some over the counter shit for planter warts
/bro you haven't felt pain until you've put that shit on you cock and balls. My god.

Hilarious

This looks fucking shopped, m8

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Probably is.
A fap is a fap

Apple cider vinegar soaked cotton ball... first sign of burn remove it.. the pain gets worse so make sure to remove right when you begin to feel burn

Have you done this user?

Do you need 100% apple cider vinegar or 10%?

another user here... i have done similar, hurts a bit, not too bad... i used a few of these methods, picked at or razored them open/off... rubbing alcohol (slight burn).. then dabbed toothpaste on 'em to dry em out.... sounds crazy, but 100% will work.

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Yes.. it works.. Just dont push past first sign of burn.. If warts are small pull top of qtip and use that size cotton ball....

The ultimate success is blister beetle toxin.... but that should be tried second.

>go to sexual health place
>get them frozen off for free

takes like a week for them to go, doesnt hurt

go buy a bottle of bragg apple cider vinegar...

stronger just means shorter time having to put it on

story?

Herpes is for ever user. You will never get rid of it.

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sauce?

If you can get you hands on blister beetle toxin you put the tinyest of dabs on the wart... it creates a blister and lifts the wart of the skin... sometime it takes more than one go...

Yes its painful as hell but it works

Blister beetle toxin.
Good song title

Is it expensive? Spose I could just google it

Free? I'm American. Are you? I don't even know what free healthcare is

Jesus Christ
How is the scarring?

Idk sauce
I wish

its called Cantharidin

Yeah I have no idea /bro

Thats the greatest part about it... no scaring at all...

No shit?
Gonna buy me some of that.
I have probably close to 100 of these things man.
I fucking hate my ex wife

You have like 100 warts on your dick?

pics plz

Scrotum, around cock. user you don't want pics

Jut be conservative when you first test out....

When I did it I had help of podiatrist to remove planet wart and he used a scalpel to cut the top bubble of blister with the wart stuck in it.. I think had to rub the wart root out from the blister hole

Planter warts (foot warts) are much deeper though

goodluck

Hmm
Will keep this in mind. Thanks user

But why dead nigger being dp

Are you sure those are warts?

see a doctor

I NEED THOSE PICS

Yes, we want pics.

She may appear nigger because she's prolly aged as in decomposed

They are warts
I've seen a doctor and military doctor
Pics incoming. They're is a white film over them because I've used this shit

Was literally at doc today and was re diagnosed

Also said I have skin cancer so that's cool

Ballsack

You have to shave and keep it shaved

They didnt tell u that at the doc?

Damn you weren't kidding.

bummer... blister beetle would work on this... but seriously on use the smallest of dabs on them... like a prick of juice for first try

Fucking gross, you didn't notice them on her pussy when you were hitting it? Your ex must have been a whore

Yeah man. Shits fucked. Try getting laid with this. Well it isn't hard, they just have to be drunk to not feel the 'love bumps'
They didn't say shit about keeping it shaved
I keep it long so hoes have a harder time feeling them with their mouth

Ex was a whore
That's how I got them. It's different on women. They have them inside of their pussy man.

Fun fact! Condoms dont prevent this shit

Be careful guys!

I already bought it. Should be here next week sometime. I really do appreciate that info user.
I can't wait to leave this city.

You should join the Genital Warts and scrape off and burn the marines.

Never knew that. Got any pics of her?

Podifylox solution eats them for breakfast

You can just cut an incision around the base of the dick and peel the skin like a banana. That should get rid of the warts.

Trust me I'm a professional doctor.

Just don't forget to throw the skin thing in the trash.

Only on my computer. Which is dead as fuck and idk where my charger is.

Tons of nudes but it puts me in a dark place. Edgy sounding I know but I can't bare the thought of her. Even if I'm only 21.

I'd give her name but I'd get b&

Kek

Wise user is wise

Goodluck

I wouldnt do them all at once either. This will be a process.

I suggest shaving

Do one
let juice on it
cover with medical tape
it will begin to burn like all hell (blister forming)
give it 6-12 hours
get razor blade cut off top layer of skin on blister which has wart on it
inspect skin under blister to make sure all is gotten
let fullly heal before retrying same spot

dont fuck around with that stuff... ingested it can kill

Gross bait

>ingested it can kill
Don't give me encouragement user

But if I shave I can't have sex

Also I will give your method a go. How well did it work for you?

Not bait
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I managed to remove a planter wart on my foot a few years ago with liquid butane.
It freezes the whole thing and after a while it just fall.
Not sure if that would work the same way on a dick though. Might be to violent.

sauce still needed

I don't have sauce man
I'm still looking for it. It's been like a year

I just need them gone and once they are I can join.

Haha, I can imagine the penis falling into pieces :p

Tbh just jerk off with the blister beetle stuff, nothing bad will happen.

It removed my warts which I had for a few years...

Well you wont be having sex with open blister wounds on your dick...

If yu want these gone its going to be a process and a lonely one

I hear this helps

Speaking of genital warts, anyone here have or had molluscum? I've had it for 7 months now... Did the beetle juice at dermotologist but didn't work. Tried Apple cider vinegar too. One of the best things was just dousing my crotch in coconut oil but I would still always have 1,or 2 bumps. Now I'm trying the cantzerol treatment soap and cream or whatever it's called.

Anyone else? I hope this shit goes as SOON because I can't have sex with it, don't want anyone else to get it.

Sorry OP, you were too gay for the Marines. Kill yourself.

Deal. Thanks user.

Do I have small dick?

Don't be a faggot, user. There are free health clinics. They are filled with undesirables, but hey you got genital warts. You are an undesirable.

You could always try a sunburn....

UV kills viruses..

looks pretty standard to me...

work on that fat pooch though

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>My ex was a whore
>Proceeds to grow pubes so that he can give other people genital warts without them knowing

She is literally what you deserved, cunt.

HPV is not covered in majority of free clinics/places because it cant really be cured and too many have it

post more like this fagget

Roger

Exactly, you are a filthy cunt just like your ex wife.

this guy gets it

wtf it this? it is real? should i report? sauce?

pic related is the cheapest way and just take ±6 days, can be a little tedious to apply but worth it, i have genital warts before and just apply with a soaked cotton ball and use adhesive tape and put on the wart i did this in the night before sleep and in the mornin just quit the cotton ball, 3 days take to the wart start to dry slowly, in the last days can hurt a little because the wart start to fall and the vinager make contact direct with your skin but dont stop and the wart just gonna disappear without left a mark

>But if I shave I can't have sex
Kek
Don't try and get rid of them if you want to have sex you retard, it's going to be a good couple of months where you can't use your dick if you really want to remove all that shit

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It tru

So you're one of those Americans who would rather have his dick fall off than have universal health care? FFS you have to go to a sexual health clinic for proper treatment. You seem to Warts are caused by a virus and will come back unless treated properly