Český thread, všichni knedlíci sem

Český thread, všichni knedlíci sem.

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Could you explain to me why is piss porn so popular in your country? Is it more accteptable there or something? I have nothing against it but it is so strange.... Also Bernard beer is fucking amazing and your country is a beauty.

We like piss porn? I live here, and i have no fucking clue.

Yup, same, no clue about it being popular here.

Why is most of Porn I watch from Czech? You mostly find porn from America or UK and rarely from other countries, but damn, you have 10 million people in your country and it seems that you produce a lot of stuff.
I hired a hooker in UK once and guess where was she from. She was great

Byl někdo na Píseckejch slavnostech? Celkem opruz co se mě týče.

If you do a search on it there are tons and tons if pissing porn producers from the Czech Republic, I have kind of a fetish for that stuff and somehow 50%of it is german and like 20% czech, so that's why I asked if it is more accetable there, but maybe it is just that somehow the producers like to shoot that stuff in your country for some reason.

it's cultural i guess, i mean, i'm a total beta, and even i scored a 7. Women just want to fuck more, that's all.

Time to book my ticket to Czech Republic then.
I know Polish girls are getting fucking wet when you tell them that you are from UK and earn 5x their salary. Will Czech girls be more likely to ride my cock just by the fact that I am a foreigner with theoretically better living standards?

Jsem nasraný, spálil jsem si ruce a krk na slunci...

Well, it depends, most people here can't even speak english. But you should be able to find someone in prague.

probably yes

Jsi se měl namazat.

Chilean flag ir texas?

někdo nahý český kundy

Piss isnt popular here

jak to jde, hosi? btw, o cem je tenhle thread? diky

Bych pak na "brigádě" vpadal jak píča...
Už vidím jak ostatní chlapi na střelnici koukají když odmítnu pivo a zeptám se zda nemají opalovací krééém...

yeah czech girls are gold diggers, money> all

Tak je zastřel.

Jasně

Dobrej nápad
Čau

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Nějaký český pipiny.?

youtube.com/watch?v=vSB1pkj80Uo

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na 4chanu tezko najdes pekny skutecny holky :/

Does anyone have links to good info on learning Czech? Preferably a pdf I can print out and put in a binder.

Thanks in advance

DONT do it, it is one of hardest languages in the world, just DONT. Even half of our country cant pronounce Ř correctly, it is fucking hardcore

half of country? I would like to see that.... I am from CR btw...

Podívej se do českých škol, a na lidi ve věku 20+, někteří z nich ani neumí pořádně psát.

not realy half, but many people struggle with it. Maybe every 10-20th guy has problem with it.

Co si o nás mislíš, debile!
OMG!

yes, thats more likely. country-mate

I can handle the 7 cases and 4 genders, I did Latin, Greek, German and Russian. And pronouncing the ř is simple, just don't pronounce the r and pronounce something akin to a j instead. Half the words are virtually the same as Russian anyways

tak jasne, ale Chanov nemuzes brat jako meritko na celou republiku :)

>mislíš
dobře ty

To bylo nejspíše záměrné, ale nebudu ti to rozmlouvat.

kdo ví, taky jsem už viděl takovýhle experty

indeed, we have lots similiarities with pol/rus/svk So good luck if you want endure this torture we call czech language. Here have some word to fuck up your tongue: Nejkulaťoulinkatější

Ahojík lidi, zná tu někdo nějaký český Minecraft server? Jenom nějaký dobrý, ne PvP, dík!

Prague is the best city I ever spent time in, would absolutely move back there if the opportunity arose.

Of course I would also have to work out a way to NEVER say the number 4 ever again. I've studied a bunch of languages and have always had flawless pronunciation but Czech kicked my ass.

Tohle není facebook, tady bych takové lidi neočekával.

4=čtyři is ezmode try: 333=třistatřicettři

sem by děti pod 15 let neměly chodit

fuck off kid

Kek, děkuji. I'm not looking to be a Czech language expert or linguist, just some conversional level, so I wouldn't be learning the most obscure contractions the language theoretically has which are used to scare foreigners away (trust me, no Dutchman ever uses "achtentachtig Scheveningse gaskachels" except to laugh at Germans)

Yeah for some reason that doesn't seem as bad. maybe because I learned "ctyri" so early on and fucked it up so much I've internalized about 50 wrong ways to say it.

well for basic conversation you need few basics:
pivo:beer
pivo prosím:beer please
další pivo:next beer
účet prosím: check please
This should be enough, all your problems with language can be drowned in beer. Beer solves everything

>mislíš

Kek, I knew those. Czech beer is delicious and cheap, as is Becherovka. I'm visiting again on the 27th

pls... doufám že jsi troll

You are from? And why you choose to visit us?

I'm from the Netherlands and I visit because it's fun and my best friend's sister lives there ao my friend group regularly visits