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Flatmate is away for a week and left her room unlocked.
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Has she left a computer in her room?
Kill yourself in her room.
Her computer is still here
Hang yourself with a rope made out of her underwear.
Search for win, don't bother with password if there is one, just unscrew the HDD plug it into your computer and go hunting.
And there goes OP
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It's unpassworded, already checked, it was clean, she has some on her phone but I've never been able to see them
Jerk off with butter or crisco.
Do nothing
Hang yourself in a pair of her bra and panties
Put on a full set of her clothes and post pics
Any other clothing. Jerk off on dress and then clean dick with dress. Put it back.
Go on her laptop, search for password which are probably stored in her browser, log in on her iCloud of she has an iPhone and there you go
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Is she techy enough to make hidden folders?
If there are some on her phone, does she have a cloud or something sync with her comp (with prefilled logins)?
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Jack off and jizz on her laptop's keyboard
Just clean up her room man
She ain't a very techy person, has a samsung phone don't know what model, not sure it has any back up
Rollin
Take a random unused sock and just start dumping loads into it until you're empty.
Are you fucking kidding me 2 dubs in a row
look for "hidden" usb sticks
Flatmate = mum?
Take your cum and rub all her lipsticks in it.
WTF???????? Mark????
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Nice try
Yes it's me Mark
Fuck... OP here, my name actually is Mark was that just a lucky guess?
Omg, Mum?
^ this
FUCKING WASTE OF TRIP!
BTW, take nude photos and put them on her laptop
wasted trips
if trips:
Waste of trips
Cum inside all her pillows
I never waste trips
Share her passwords with us
Oh HAI MARK
pics of her panty drawer... also, pic of her
Shit on her razor blade
erm, you spunk in her knickers?
You're a basic RPG hero on his way to kill a dragon, except a bunch of dumbasses keep following you everywhere you go and give you advice about wolves and shit
Go to bed mark
Well fuck me wrong thread
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poop on her bed
I think OP is a fag...
cum inside shoes or panties and don't clean up
Still no trips...
reroll
poop in her pillow
Cum in every single pair of underwear she owns.
Wait in her closet and then punch her in her face when she returns.
piss her bed
piss in her face
Make a pile of her underpants and bras.
Bury Barry the Bee toy under them
Take a pic with half of barrys face showing underneath
Send her with text: "who could it bee?"
it's true?
Watches at 0 $?
Clean her room and leave her a little note that says "with love - your roommate
Tempted simply because of how funny I found that
Cum on her pillow.
Leave a note: nothing personnell kid
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Become your flatmate for the week. Wear her clothes, bring a man over and let him fuck you on her bed.
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Go to sleep
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FUCK!
rollin for this
we rollin fam
raul
Find dildo and fuck your ass with it
rhol
fuck, one away
rekt
hahahahhaahaha rolling for this one!!!
Post bras and more dirty panties!
You must cum at least 5 times a day on her items and not clean it, just leave it there to soak the cum untill she returns, new item every time.
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this
if you can't find a dildo you have to use another random object of her's
Ok this ones great
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Poo in bed, pic, timestamp, sharpie in the poo
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the fact tou even mention she left it unlocked means she typically locks it because shes perfectly aware you a perverted fuck and she cant trust you. so you breaking the trust at this moment and when she realizes it when shes back. shell notice eveeything.
so this means one thing. get on the computer and back everything up. she move out when she know you pervert
Nigga this the same person rolling like 15 times for a shitty request
do nothing
This
Wash all her stuff on the wrong heat so everything shrinks. Then proceed to leave a note with "if you think that's small you haven't seen my penis"
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nah, I'm not the same person
we rollin fam
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Do yes plz!