ITT we describr A tv show or a movie badly and anons guess them

ITT we describr A tv show or a movie badly and anons guess them

>be cripple
>ironic jerk
>fuck with good friend
>he get cancer
>frame death
>best prank ever

self bump

The Berenstein Bears?

Nah my man

hint : he has a female boss

>be autistic monkey boy
>learn karate from pervert

karate kid

iZombie?

no

hint #2: He works at a hospital

Seinfeld?

Howse

no

yes

it's a show

hints?

so its seinfeld then

House

House

yes already guessed

it's an anime show, you'd probably know by now if you had any chance

>be obsessed with a music teacher
>have a car accident and not die
>I'M UPSET

>abducted by strange man in a suit
>taken to the city
>do nothing but fuck around in town all day until getting in trouble

>a child who experiences an extreamly traumatic event and is adopted by someone who teaches him to do the same thing that happened in the event to other bad people who also do the event to people

>quiet man in a suit beats up bad guys
>the NSA has a machine that watches you fap

Deja Vu?

naruto?

Dragon ball

Nope.

>be important dude
>want a cup
>ask other people for help
>literally every single person in the country is a retard
>get arrested in the end

>get stuck in traffic
>fuck everything
>it's muh daughter's birthday
>guess what, you get shot for carrying a water gun

>High school chemistry teacher is diagnosed with lung cancer
>teams up with local drug dealer who was former student
>Makes meth and gets into all sorts of shenanigans

That isn't a bad description. Obviously Breaking Bad.

Who hasn't seen breaking bad

The walking dead

Whiplash.

Yep

>all friends die before me
>get angry and kill all of them
>fuck my life i will help people now
>become doctor
>help every single one of them
>they die anyway
>use time machine to fuck with lizard
>potatoe head sees me
>get aroused
>finish while looking into his eyes
>he became mentally retardis

Dr who

> a kid living in a shit hole gets a job
> is really good at this job
> is too good at this job
> is relocated because he's so good at his job
> many promotions
> years later he has been promoted to a point where, due to his incompetent collegues he cannot get any higher up
> incompetent collegues fuck everything up
> is forced to leave the company he works for and find work elsewhere with a different company.
> his story is then told.

Batman?

> a racist a midget and an elderly person argue about things most people can't afford to argue about
> sometimes they do other stuff too

Good guess, but no

Dexter

hot fuzz?

Yep, welldone

Nope. Could see why you'd think that though.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Falling Down.

>Older sister of a nuclear family has premonitory powers
>Can't control them, so frequently fucks up in trying to help friends/family

Monty Python is correct.

>be kid
>weird costumed dude appears a few times
>weird shit happens
>weird woman that had appeared before is actually important
>google "[movie name] explanation" after it ends

Donnie Darko.

yes

>anime
>being this much of a faggot

I haven't. Not going to jump on the dogshit bandwagon, either.

>out at sea
>tons of people die
>miltech boner
>virus
>politics

>be a girl
>Your parents hate you so you're always outside
>Talk to inanimate objects and have conversations with nothing
>Your best friend is a monkey

>live in the dark age of 20th century
>have some friends you smoke with
>win a car from dad
>get called smartass

Dora the Explorer

>mom and me live with a slut and a stupid

dora the wall climber

>be a girl
>hate your penis
>nobody cares
>killself.jpg

>NEET takes drugs
>has crazy trip where he isnt a loser piece of shit
>women are even attracted to him
>stops bullets mid-air
>~euphoria intensifies~
>decides to never stop tripping

also the directors were trannies

you gave it away at the end
The Meatrix

The Last Ship.
That 70's Show?

Golden Girls

>The Last Ship.
it was too easy wasn't it?

actually a good explanation

Easy, Mr Reese. It's person of Interest

>poorfag lives with autismo brother
>becomes rich
>fix other lives he ruined

>nostalgia jews
>everyone is a moron

My name is earl?

Yes that one was easy tbh

The goldbergs