ITT we describe games as poorly as possible CONTINUED

ITT we describe games as poorly as possible CONTINUED

Bumpp

>Guy and girl get stuck on island
>Have to beat up hotdogs, and furries
>Macho Luchador hates them

Devil May Cry 2

better get someone here since i have no fucking clue

> escape from prison to end up on a planet filled with space Hindus.
> shoot people. Eat fruit. Win.

>end of your time, zip in pesterman
>unturn, splintertom on pesterman

Saints Row The Third.

Winwar

LOTS of enemies coming out of nowhere

>go visit your brother
>brother is a terrorist and invites you to join
>say no
>brother gets killed
>seize the means of production and break the chains of your capitalist oppressors

>open game
>"Memory access violation"

>be le ordinary man in work
>strange narrator bark orders
>fuck him tho

deus ex 1. i was asking for this in the previous thread

SCP Containment Breach

Assassins Creed

Stanley Parable

you shoot at shit

correct.

winrar

I haven't even played that yet.

Stanley Parable

>move to small town
>your guardian is never around and you have to watch his emotionally broken kid
>go to school meet/befriend complete moron and a dyke
>morons crush is murdered
>oh shit I'm in another dimension
>get a pet god
>dykes GF falls into another dimension
>freinds also get pet gods
>use pet god to rescue the dykes GF
>dykes Gf gets pet god
>repeate process about six times
>meet the real god
>kill the bitch

lots of enemies coming out of nowhere in what seems to be an ancient egyptian environment

>build spaceships
>BOOM BOOM
>science

oh man, do it. it's the best. so that wasn't the game you were asking for?

>A.D 2101
>they set us up the bomb

>Be rabbit
>Fight weebs
>Be mistaken for a weeb and fight normies

Tomb Raider

>early 80s
>spaceship thingy shoots rock thingies

>be tough guy
>no powerarmor
>or bubble gum

Jewish black magic creatures are to be tamed by a niggerfaggot who's too young to cum.

Is it darude sandstorm?

nope. and thats south american

Asteroids

Serious Sam

>I kill u dad
>My dad that wants to kill his dad I kill u

i was gonna say Meteors

>Emo fuck in blazing car chase
>Fall in a dark hole place
>Mate dies, take dual wield off him.
I think that's all you need anons.

Kerbal Space Program

I want to play it, but couldn't find time.
Hint: My game takes place on Mars. Should be obvious if you played it.

>YATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
>AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Be 2291. Confirm to Mining corporation. Maybe be cow.

right!

Winrar

no. but my dad does. some days he can't even sit on the toilet

Dick Kickem :^)

DOOM

Is it Red Faction?

>Definitely the second game in the Battlefront franchise. Not the fourth.

>claim to be elite fighter
>help a terrorist group take out another terrorist group
>somehow save the planet because of your grudge against the planets destroyer

masked bandit drops bombs into buckets

Does it have weird tentacles thingies you use to kill baddies?

Red Faction?

>INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT

Life is strange

>Wake up somewhere underwater
>Fucking robots think they are humans
>Turns out you are a robot too
>You copy your mind to a utopia
>Realise that your original mind is still in the robot body, sentenced to eternal solitude and darkness

>living pie chart
>run from the supernatural
>when on drugs, consume the supernatural

Maaaaayyybbbe...

Yes, comrades.

checked

BFBC2

at what point in life is strange do you kill god?

Fuck i cant remember the name of that game but the main char is edgy as fuck

Pac man

prisoner escapes dragon does shit saves world stacks cheese

>be asleep for a long time
>you don't remember shit but your expected to save the world for some reason
>grind for good weapons in preparation of saving the world and get rekt a lot along the way

bioshock 2?

Yes

True, being honest though all I remember is the game being fucking great in my younger self eyes but apparently it actually wasn't that good but ahhh well, sweet nostalgia. Anyway keep guessing.

skyrim

Nope

The most recent and weakest entry to the dark souls series

>MEIN LEBEN!

Soma.

>be nigger
>get arrested for doing nigger things
>car crash sets you free
>kill the cop driving you to jail
>kidnap a loli
>sleep in barn
>meet redneck bro
>you and redneck bro get farmhand killed
>decide to stay with your parents
>oh wait they're dead
>go to motel
>thisdaycouldn'tgetanyworse.jpg
>power goes out
>wait for 3 months to find out what happens next

Pacman

sister taken, shot in head, kill crackheads, find sister, die

>735521090
THE DARKNESS, YES I REMEMBERED

Too easy...Skyrim

Walking dead from Telltale

Nice, good guess.

The walking dead

fucking nazis want to kill me. holy shit, this must be the biggest building ever built. did you just shoot needles from your belly?

The Walking Dead ep 1

>space
>space
>more space
>it's beautiful
>there's no actual game

PERSONA 4 BOI

was it right?

I have no mouth and I must eat the souls of the undead

yep

there we go

Correct!

>have amnesia
>contemplate life
>suddenly BOMBS?
>Goku appears and asks of you to collect the Dragon Balls for him
>You are uncertain about your actions but do it anyways
>Meet Goku in space
>Goku goes Darth Vader and says he is your father
>Beat the shit out of him

No man's lie

Various races run around killing each other and random creatures, just so the next threat can pop up and threaten the world(s)

no man's sky

I personally fucking love that game.

>RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

bodyguard fails
queen assassinated
daughter stolen
get powers
kill people
rats come
save daughter

>Be in some Afghan place
>Mate has cool mask also a lil skinny
>Take car door off car, pointless mechanic
>Cool customisation for weapons and masks
>Parachuting and killing some dude who has an MW2 striker shotgun also Arabic.