I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT, BOYS!

I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT, BOYS!
I've OVERCOME Sup Forums !!!

>Traps are just girls with dicks, they are human beings.
>Wincest is nothing but fiction on here, you shouldn't date your family members
>dick rate threads are meaningless, it's the motion of the ocean
>I've seen everything you can possibly rekt

>I've laughed and I lost, so you have no power over me YLYL
>If you ask me WWYD, I say, I would do what any decent human being would do: ask her to put some cloths on and go to college
>I no longer have the feels, so I don't attend the threads anymore
>Pepe is a generic, happy frog with misanthrope idiology
>I've read all your secrets, anons
>saw all the pics you shouldn't have shared (you are forgiven!)
and so much more

By the time I reach page ten, I will finally be set free. I can clean my flat and get back in touch with old friends!

Hopefully, user, you will be able to follow me!
Godspeed!

If you have lost to ylyl than it does have power over you because now it stands above you

Sup Forums fucking sucks now.

And not in the "I MISS OLD Sup Forums WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of Sup Forums; just that it's fucking cancer.

To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.

Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.

Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.

FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning Sup Forums into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.

YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.

Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.

Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.

Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.

3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.

BBC threads. Because Sup Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.

Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.

Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.

Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.

Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiCiaraWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of Sup Forums

Did I miss anything, fags.

I am free at last, YLYL is no match for my hardboiled post-Sup Forums nature. I'm enlightened at last. See you irl, user!

Take me with you, user

Remember, you are here forever

I feel you, my man. This has become a huge pile of trend, reddit, 9gag mixes. Pure cancer. Sites are merging, fags all around. Facebook fags, instagram fags asking to be rated. It's a fucking disgrace, lost potential. A fucking bore. See you irl, mate.

cant stand another minute
yet i keep coming back
caught in a loop
like an autofellatio

You have to wade through a lot of shit, but there are still some fun threads.

the prnt.sc and haiku threads the other day were fun

The maxim owens and Beau Lythgoe hunt threads were fun.

it's like panning for gold: mostly dirt but the nuggets make it worth it

you hope for nuggets
but all you get is shitnuggets
see you irl, user

faggy little boys asking to get rated
dick rates at an increasing rate
enough narcissism already!

fair rant, bro.
sad but true

the things that annoy me on Sup Forums are when the ylyl threads have that fucking bannana ruining it. except when its a shitty thread. those boxy threads where annoying but since people troll it it is actually funny sometimes. those race baiting bbc threads can take a hike. that fucking creamy logs meme needs to get flushed. the onion ring steve tyler is annoying. most of the porn i just skip anyway although i'm into sfm futa porn. does that make me a fag? i don't know. i wouldn't have sex with traps or trannies or transgenders or other dudes. that's just gross. besides i look for my porn on other boards. that empress from the neverending story crying about atheists is fucking hilarious sometimes. i guess that's really all i have to say about this board. at least that's all i can think of at the moment.

I was coming along too but that post about Jews got me. I...i...dont think I'm gonna make it. The wire is too far user. I'm just gonna slow you down. Don't look at me like that ok. Leave me here.

No..no user it's ok. It's ok.

It was always gonna be you anyway. I knew it the first time I saw you hassling people in the celebrity thread. Just promise me you won't look back ok? . No matter what you hear you won't look back. Go. Go!


Be free. Don't look back.

no no, user. don't DON'T you fucking DO this to me! look at me! it's over, there's nothing more to see here. you've seen all the fucking 50 webms that fags circulate around here for months.
I KNOW you can do it! take my fucking hand and pull yourself out of this fucking chair! your arms are heavy, ass creak is sweaty, you're smelly already, moms spaghetti!

This one time, user made a pretty big pancake...

Nice repeating strand of digits, user..

...

user, you nailed it perfectly. Kudos.

das the tity i never ever wanted to c

what about the fluffy threads

Congratulations for increasing your autism level my boy.

never mind im a faggit, saw it on the second read

To fix these problems, let's start posting more original threads on Sup Forums instead of bitching about why it sucks.

does anyone here even remember ytmnd ?
it used to get shit like NEDM out there
damn, i'm old.

Godspeed to you as well sir may your flat be ever clean.

i tip my hat to you and may you find peace and a good few hours of sleep user
eventually, we may all be cured

Welcome to the fucking club

faggot

how i fucking hate kids these days i cant even begin to describe

no u