So Sup Forums I just joined the USMC in order to fuck some shit up, will I achieve that goal...

So Sup Forums I just joined the USMC in order to fuck some shit up, will I achieve that goal? Will we go to war in the next 4 years?

>wanting to go to war for jews
Kill yourself faggot, hope you step on an IED

Typical Sup Forums response. I just wanna know if I'll be able to slay some bodies.

Very likely, you might get to fight in Europe, maybe even domestically.

Should have joined Special Forces then you homewrecking redneck

We won't have a war anytime soon so you're going to do fuck all except witness political correctness fuck the effectiveness of the military

You joined just in time to get "I missed the big one" tattooed across your chest.

You're going to get deployed to Okinawa or Darwin your life will be shit and you will waste your money on alcohol and cheap woman.

You will leave broke physically and financially and complain to everyone about how shitty it was.

You will miss it keenly when you're older and remember the good times, when people tell you're they're thinking of signing up you will feel a touch of pride and laugh at the pain they're bringing onto themselves.

That's your military career in a nutshell

Next president will probably start making some moves. Obongo cooled it to not ruin his legacy. Looks like Hillary is getting in and she's quite the war hawk so hooah

If I'm elected president we'll be killing all the jews in Israel for attacking the USA on 9/11.

>implying faggots didnt say this exact shit in like 2007

shut the fuck up

OP will enjoy being in kebab land doing menial shit most likely

unless he gets infantry and gets to shoot indiscriminately at some tree line

and then come back home and tell "war stories"

Should have waited till 2022. War with china starts in 2024.

Haliburton thanks you for laying down your life in defense of their profit margin

>fighting for the jews meme
I mean you will be able to remove kebab man.
good luck pally

I got news or you. A huge war is coming. US budget runs out of money for obligatory spending around 2030. Interest on debt becomes higher than total revenues around 2030. Russia and China just got off the Petro dollar. The Petro dollar is the only thing that is keeping us from a ruined economy.
Even cucked nations like Sweden, and most of the EU are already setting stage as Russia being evil bad man.
Woman and gay rights are just so no one can avoid the draft.
Also half the reason for accepting refugees is to have a supply of cannon fodder.

Marines are nothing but memes

Literally the worst branch you could have joined

>be able to remove kebab
>were still at war in the ME

wew

Honestly, you picked the perfect time, if Trump comes into office you're either guaranteed to get some or you'll be onw of the first Marines to actually serve their country and not get involved in the kikes military adventures.

My time in was more like the movie Jarhead, get deployed and just like you I wanted to kill some hajis but ended up just sitting At the border of Iraq watching actual operators punch out to go remove kebab while I roast.

If Trump gets elected I might actually consider reenlisting, make up for being a Marine during "The Obama Years".

Fuck I probably just won't tell anyone I was in ever again just so I don't have to say I was in while Obeezy was president

>being the first to die for Trump

You fuckers really are brainless

lets hear it cucks...

In my experience every 6 hours of meaningless labor is rewarded with 2 minutes of total awesomeness in the Marines.

30 minutes of awesome? You do the math.

You're about 10 years too late.

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If you had joined the Foreign Legion you'd get to murder niggers in Africa and get away with it.

the french foreign legion is literally niggers from africa and sandniggers mostly

Yeah, you'll go to war.

You'll also see how fucked up and dysfunctional the USMC really is, how shitty most of the leadership is, and how fucking horrible it really is to have someone else controlling 100% of your life, to the point where they can order you to your death.

But I'm assuming you haven't even gone to the island yet, so you're still excited about it, like everyone always is. Do yourself a favor and drop out of the DEP. Or if you can't find it in yourself to do that, take a non-combat arms MOS. Eventually you'll realize how good this advice was- take it or leave it.

t. a former Marine

Get used to having a 100 pounds on your back everywhere you go. I see so many newfags go home because they can't hump the pack. This is no pre school what i wanna be when i grow up dream.

Enjoy your PTSD welfare queen

Yes goy die for Iseral hehe

Aren't you an edgelord? Wishing death upon those who directly defend you.Sure USA has ties to Israel but it doesn't change the fact that the American military is USA's direct defense.

>another poor white trash falls for the military meme
Enjoy having fully grown men yell at you because you have no self respect or direction.
Iseral thanks you for your generous donation of your life

Hope you don't have a girlfriend, but then again you are on Sup Forums.

>implying war with nuclear powers will ever happen
nah

Enjoy eating MREs every day and using hand-me-down equipment from the army.

what are you talking about? Trumps policies limit using military force. Shillary is the one who's hungry for war

>American soldiers
>Defending America
KEK

Maybe you mean Mr. Goldberg's business interests.

No you will not. The only guys doing shit and it will be like this for the next 10 years are spec ops/forces. You would see combat if you weren't a dumbass and chose to go SEALs in the navy or join army and go for rangers. The marines MARSOC aren't even doing anything because of how unorganized and messy they are when it comes to operations. You joined the dumbest branch, and I'm sorry to say the bootcamp is no harder than the Army. I've been in both and I can say the army is 10x better. Marines are only different because any dumbass hick can join with an ASVAB score of 29

>Typical Sup Forums response. I just wanna know if I'll be able to slay some bodies.
Typical Militarized jew response. I just wanna know if i'll be slain like those i have slain before me.

enjoy your "MUH FREEDOMS" America is dead, and has been dead since WWII.

There is no fighting for THE people or your countries freedom it's fighting for the corporations masters.

Get out of my head. feels batman.

Let's be real.Terrorist have made direct threats to the United States.Countries too, have declared war.So, what would you do if terrorists or some foreign enemies were at your door?Would you regret wishing for the demise of American soldiers for the sake of being edgy on an image board?

It's shilly in here, someone turn on the heater.

>Trumps policies limit using military force.

How is he going to deport all the muslims and mexicans without military force?
Also, he said he would increase military spending.

Terrorists don't know on your door to attack you idiot, most are stopped by the FBI, not the military.

If a foreign army is already at my doorstep then it's already too fucking late, seeing as how I didn't join any guerilla group and they actually invaded America.

I will never regret wishing for the demise of a Jew soldier, they are pawns and nothing more. They help nobody.

Enlisted here, ship to San Diego Dec.4

You must've learnt to be a sick ass military operator dude from all those hours playin CoD, huh bruh?

lmao who are you fighting there? philosphy majors? kek >american army

Also in the Marine Corps i was an 0311 rifleman, which is what I assume you are going in and the Army 11B guys were better shots and more professional than we were. When I join the Army after 4 years of the headache called the USMC I was 12B combat engineer. I loved it a lot more the the Marines. I also found the Drill Seargant to be meaner and in better shape than my PI DI. Trust me go for any other branch, the marines are just and overrated group of dumbasses

Basic training at San Diego, maplenigger.

It's good Ameribro, it might of sucked ass but I'll never regret joining.

Technically if Trump is elected troops will be deployed against ISIS on Syrian ground so yes, even if Trump isn't elected the situation will only get worse and a war will inevitably break off, it's a win-win situation if you really want to fight in a war.

You do realize ISIS has already lost most of their control in the region right?

The whole thing will be over in a year or two

You should have enlisted in the army or special forces. You're basically the navy's security guards.

You may, or you may be amongst the 20000 that didn't return from Iraq on their own two feet. It's a game of luck that anybody can loose any moment really.

>t. couldn't pass a prt

>"I-IM SUCCESSFUL, I DONT NEED TO F-FIGHT FOR THE JEWS! SO W-WHAT IF I BROKE THE SCALE"

you joined the marines so it's more likely that you're gay

Your going to get sent to Okinawa, Japan
Your going to spend money on CoCos (best curry), DejaVu, ChiChis (both strip clubs), $40 taxi rides to Naha, going to araha beach, vising american village over and over, Hiji falls, you will sign up for the mudrun, endlessly wandering kokusai street, Gate 2 street is still a mess, you WONT get a car until you pick up CPL or SGT, you WONT be able to leave base without a liberty buddy, you WONT be able to stay out in town past midnight or 1am thats if you dont get liberty secured because of someones mistake causing an international incident

Theres only three things you will find in Okinawa
>Alcohol
>Gym
>Religion
pick one


You might get lucky and come home with a nice 9/10 asian waifu

USMC is in peacetime, special forces are all that do shit around this time.
Marines operate but not nearly as much.

That's the army, statistically.

It not as great as you think for the things you think it is.

thats an issue for the national guard/coast guard you dumb cunt

if you want to see action, do that or join your local police department.

desu tho, the MRE review videos on YT make that shit look delicious.

What is the border patrol? ICE?

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no it's the marines because they attract 'oorah' jock type morons so there's actually a lot of closet gays who go into the marines

I know people in every branch and even the marines say there are more fags in the corp

Fag

open carries to let everyone know to take him out first

marine's aren't even a real branch
they're literally the meat shields for the navy

since they're a subdivision if a marine gets mercd his family gets a letter from the navy

Border Patrol and ICE are homeland security
I feel like INS would be in charge of operation wetback though

Like anyone gives a fuck where the letter comes from

ive been working out a lot just because i know we're going back to iraq when trump wins.

i honestly dont care if i die, at least i died removing kebab.

Why do cucks get so triggered the second they see anyone in the army. Its still not too late for you to become a man you know.
>medical school
Yeah sure, all you do is shitpost on social media for a living.

>not wanting to remove kebab

>he wants to kill people for no reason
Hope you get your legs blown off and your wife gets BLACKED while you're in war

Friendly reminder that Christians got BTFO in each Crusade

>kill people for no reason
i have plenty of reasons to kill ISIS members

I dont have a wife you cuck

Sooner than you think, after Trump

You won't kill any ISIS members you dumb cuck, the whole thing will be over in a year or two.
Once the Iraqis take Mosul it's pretty much over.

At most you'll get to invade some other nation for Mr Goldberg and drive over an IED. Just know nobody back home will respect you or honor your death, your corpse should be spit on.

Good thing you dint have a wife, never breed you literal nigger

I couldn't hear you over the sound of the black dick in your fag marine mouth

wew lad you're a fucking retard

What kinda fag says basic training?? It's recruit training or boot camp

Not an argument you faggot jew lover
I bet you would send your kids to defend Israel

faggot

>dying for american degenerates

Be stationed at camp lejeune. You will get some!

There probably wont ever be a war, sadly. But if I'm wrong, and I sure as hell hope I am, you'll be one of the first in. Godspeed, Ameribro.

>drawing shitty cartoons
Fuck off MudGook

Yes Marines are a department of the Navy, the men's department

no, army has the most gays because the army has the most people, even the navy has less fags than the army

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If you can't hump a ruck you gotta go back

i don't understand... why come onto a politic board if you have NO idea how the middle east works like this poster

Theres a lot of butthurt in this post, shit the butthurt is just emanating off of it.

Lets bask in it

cocksucker

The Middle East works through influence, the fight against ISIS will be done.

The Jews and Oil Jews through Amerkca will create another war later.

Everyone calls it basic are you retarded?

well if you're going by actual count and not density then sure
>marines are still fucking gay
>oorah

you are sorely mistaken if you think ISIS will simply "disappear"

another radical group fills it's spot and this is the result of mindless mongoloid imperialism by early 19th & 20th century europeans

well it is a marine post
so the topic IS butthurt

ISIS the GROUP will disappear idiot, that's my point. I acknowledge there will be another group like them. Just as before ISIS there was the Taliban.

You oughta enlist then, seem right up your alley.

enjoy your ptsd after seeing friends get killed, and your legless torso from that roadside bombing. it's nowhere near call of duty; you won't respawn after getting killed. you'll be out there scared shitless for your life and then one wrong move, BAM your head has been blasted clean off of your shoulders. plus fighting and killing for all the wrong reasons will guarantee you some punishments in the afterlife.

Haven't read any posts ITT yet. I'm here to tell you, as a current infantry marine, do not fucking do it. If you must, don't join infantry, and if you must join infantry join as an officer.

There is very little pride in being a marine anymore. We have a great, amazing military tradition, but the marines today are not the marines who stormed Iwo Jima or fought immeasurable odds in the chosin reservoir. Save a couple acts of heroism in fallujah the marine corps isn't what it used to be. Being a peacetime grunt is just a life of wading through an ocean of bullshit. The only thing keeping me going anymore is the fact that I'll get to go to college for free after this.

What MOS did you choose devil dick?