You ask a chick out, she says she has a boyfriend, what's your comeback?
You ask a chick out, she says she has a boyfriend, what's your comeback?
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What, are u fucking gay
>Me too.
>well, I have a goldfish
"Oh, ok." *Leaves*
I assume she was polite about turning me down, so why the hell would I need a "comeback"?
whoa slow down a bit, lets fuck first atleast
Yeah well I'm married. My wife actually might be into you. You're her type.
My comeback?
>Get dick out as she goes to leave
>cum on her back
>turn 360°
>walk away
That's my cumback
Are you down for a dp
"Äwesome, I have a gf lets make it a 4 some"
Fucking kek
>turn 360°
>walk the same direction
walk away, never talk to her again
Bitch about it on Sup Forums and then post BBC memes and anti-antifa images
Moonwalk away
Wrong answer bitch, then rape her.
Being this new.
what does your boyfriend have to do with me?
Sweet! Invite him, he'll surely love my new dildo...
Exactly
Ask hes name. If she answers without hesitation - gtfo. Else - tell her that it doesn't have to be romantic, just two people eating together and talking about stuff.. as friends. If still no luck - gtfo.
Punch her in the mouth.
I can keep a secret if you can.
So?
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post anything oc prefered
I have a girlfriend
But can your boyfriend do this!
>start gingerly tickling mah balls
He can come along and pay, and afterwards will let him sit in the corner and watch us fuck.
understandable have a nice day
"He can come along too... in a corner somewhere. But he'd better not act up, or I'll rip his arms off and impregnate you right in front of him!"
Are you happy?
>Yes
That makes sense. Thank you anyway.
>No
Do you want to talk about it?
Rinse repeat till you're on your way, alone or together
>what's your comeback?
>being this autistic
Virgin detected.
>thinks this nice guy shit works
>topkek
Go back to whatever game you were playing, and stay there. That's the most social interaction you'll ever be good for.
"Understandable, have a nice day."
why do I need to have a comeback?
You look like the kind of girl that could use two
Only acceptable answer, so long as it's not an actual spaghetti answer and was planned, then played off with humor.
>you better come back with a god damn sandwich
Top fucking kek newfag
>or
skillful bait user
Keep up conversation..
"Oh, that's good.
How long have you been together?
Do you see having kids with him?
I think we would have more attractive kids."
You may not get her but it plants seeds of doubt in her current bf.
top kek mate, good one
Who is he? I'll kill him.
"Oh I see, you have a boyfriend. Alright, well here's my number. Give me a call when you're ready to upgrade to a manfriend."
newfag
That's the most pathetic thing I've read for quite awhile
Grab her by the pussy
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Any time a girl says she has a boyfriend, say that you're not interested in her boyfriend, that you're interested in her.
She will either bail or stick around and talk to you. If she stays, she's interested.
Who is that girl in the picture?
very smoove
she's dead now. She fell trying to climb out of the pit in the backyard
This or
>I like where this is going.
Holy shit, this. You guys are so fucking immature and delusional that you somehow think it's an unfair insult that every woman doesn't want to jump on your dicks.
lets just hope she didnt watch jonny bravo
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"That's okay, so do I."
> Explain.
No problem, I'm not jealous.
>not making a woman wrong for meeting your uncalled-for sexual/romantic advances with abject aplomb
their stupid bitches anyway amirite
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>had
>had a boyfriend
>If he really loves you, I think he'd want you to find your soulmate. That's me.
"You're not allowed to have friends?"
This traps them. They don't want to look like they have a boyfriend that governs their life. They'll either say,
"No, I am. Haha ok" then you proceed.
Or reject you, plain n simple.
i'm very lonely can i come with u guys on ur next date?
Well played, sir
>I have a boyfriend
You look like the kind of girl who could use another
Its crazy how much of an (in) this is.
Bring him too. He can drive and pay the tab.
>(in)
What?
Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't know. Best of luck to you both!
That only works if you are famous
In to be friend zoned
Tell her that her boyfriend can hold the towel.
"I didn't ask your boyfriend out. I'm not gay."
I can be your man friend
what's your boyfriend gotta do with me?
Get her high then ask her to call you by her daddy's name while you fuck her. works every time
It's a win/win.
Girls always have lots of friends. If you're "in the friendzone" you ask them to hook you up with their friends, which usually they do. Or they'll get jealous, and offer themself to you.
There's nothing wrong with being in the "friendzone", unless you legitimately like the girl.
"Exactly. I'm your new boyfriend."
>ITT sucks at pickup lines
You just go away and try it somewhere else, what are you? A beta who needs to stick at some "crush", while she turned you down? So many normie faggots here.
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There are only two real answers:
"What's that got to do with me?"
"I'm down with OPP."
normie who justifies being in a friendzone. m8 you are probably getting perma cucked in RL
"I'm sure he's a great guy. I wish y'all the best."
You are a pathetic beta and you know it.
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"I have a goldfish. Oh sorry you didn't ask that? I didn't ask if you had one, don't worry he doesn't have to know"
That's my comeback. Works like a charm.
nice
Its okay, bring him along, he can watch us fuck
Probs bait, but if not, you've been living under a rock for years, nigga
wow OP you are beta as fuck. grow a pair and then grow up. fucking pussy
They want role play material, because they want to act alpha, when they will just bitch out and take that option anyways
It's cool
what's chick's name? could fap to it
>"as friend"
> 2 days later "I don't get why she doesn't dickride me, and i'm getting friendzone"
Be a fucking male and don't hide a fail with this pitty excuse. It's okay to be rejected.
I *don't* comeback. That's the thing.
"alright"
and then get on with your life, jesus.
That's ok, I don't