Simple dubs decide. Will deliver anything. Lets go boys

Simple dubs decide. Will deliver anything. Lets go boys.

Send her this and put "You know you want it"

Hey Angel, I matched you because you're cute, why did you match me?

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send her this with no context

I'm just a catfish, shouldn't even talk to me. I don't have anything better to do than pretend to be someone who I am not, so I'm sending you these messages. For once in my life, I'll feel like a woman actually wants to talk to me.

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hi there cutie

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I lied, one more.

Ok, last one.

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slob my knob for me babe

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Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story?

last roll desu

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rolling for this

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A/S/L?

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Do you like eggs?

yes, please.

this with Benis

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Hey we matched i was wondering if you would like to go out sometime

send dis

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Capitalism's the problem, user. If there were no profit motive, "Goldstein" wouldn't have the means or motivation to do any of that.

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rolling for this

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Dubs for ^

You all suck at getting dubs
Inb4 so do I

As for sending her a message
>Can I eat your ass

winrar

Hello

Would you by chance be interested in taking my 4 year to a client on Guerrero street? I can pay you...

Cant send pictures on tinder

fuck, pick this one then

Jews did 9/11

you beta as fuck
>cucked

I would introduce myself, but sadly we cannot be friends, as it is both a gift and a curse that my natural bodily odor happens to be a potent sexual elixir in which you would not be able to resist despite your best efforts.

I voted for Trump.

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hey my little babe. Just letting you know that I have this thing. I go by Spray and I will only respond to you if you start every sentence with "heres we goesies my lil Spray." If you don't say that before talking to me then I might get confused about my identity. Also I am called Spray because of the one time I spooted on my little brother, but it was an accident even though I was found guilty. But that was over a year ago. Ok so what kind of movies do you like so I can start planning our first date together baby

i wanna suck yo tiddy bress

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my D in U.

Would you suck a creamy, dreamy log from Andy Sixx's butthole?

Let's keep it going. Idk if the other will respond.

You look like a slapped ham

YES! I love curvy girls, plus your eyebrow game is on point! what's your # P?

I wanna spread Nutella on the rim of your ass hole and lick it off

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I'd let you lay down a nice big Paola shit on my chest

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didnt know that they aloud Cows on Tinder.

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Never been with such a large woman before, will you be gentle?

What's your tampon brand of choice? or do you prefer pads, you look like you prefer pads.

Rolley olly

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This

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winrar

Rollllll

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Is it shaved?

I would perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a corroded car exhaust pipe then smoke a blunt rolled with Ronald McDonald's pubic hair if it meant I could mix my post-workout protein with the milk squeezed from your saggy bovine udders.

>Aloud

Shut up faggot

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pls respons

winrar

"Voglio fare l'amore" HAHA my pasta nigger roomate told me how to say that.

Here is another. Bitches sleep.

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Sydney, you're the skinny one.. right?

I am starved of intimacy. My sole existence on this planet for the past 3 years has been wake up, go to work, eat, sleep, run, go to drill for the military, and on a rare occasion meet with the family members I am still close with. I crave and cherish these times with them so much that I ache whenever I am there or absent. These are typically the only times I get any affection, or positive interaction with my fellow human beings. Maybe it's because I am afraid of being hurt, or hurting someone else. I guess this is my first step in the right direction of developing positive relationships and friendships. Will I get hurt, probably. Will this get me out of my proverbial spiral down life's feces covered latrine? I don't know, but I am willing to do my best and make my life better.

>mfw this isn't an actual suggestion for OP to send, but a representation of myself.

Are you a cigarette because you're smoking hot and I want to put your butt in my mouth

I hope you're the hot one

Would you be interested in a Threesome?

If you had your friends face, your be fuckable. Do you have her noods?

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Woah is this a two for one deal?

Which one are you, the cute one or...?

Don't believe anything my bio says, I'm actually a massive faggot

Idk what this means. Dont waste your dubs

let me drill my cock in your ass

OP what's your bio?

So you're DTF?

Noooooooooods!

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Just so you know, I'm married. But we can still fuck.

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