>I was only 17
>I watched Gordon Ramsay every night
>Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares became my bibles
>His words were something to live by
>My dad hears Gordon Ramsay on the TV and rushes in
>He starts to beat me, screaming "You'll never be a chef you absolute leech"
>He leaves in a fit of rage, I'm on the floor crying now
>I cry out for someone's help
>I hear something on wind, it keeps getting louder
>"IT'S FUCKING RAW YOU PILLOCK!"
>Gordon Ramsay smashes through my window
>I'm so happy
>I know why he's here
>I get down on all fours and prepare to receive his Beef Wellington
>My dad hears something from the other room and rushes in again
>He sees me with Gordon and yells "What the fuck?!?!?"
>Gordon turns to him quickly, the lines on his forehead converging
>"You! FUCK OFF WILL YA?!?"
>He throws a knife at my dad
>He's dead now
>I want to thank Gordon, but he shuts me up
>It's time
>I spread my butt cheeks open as he begins to blitz my asshole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Gordon
>He fills me up with his cream sauce
>He leaves through the window, shouting more obscenities
>Thank you Chef Ramsay
I was only 17
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Gordon ramsay is king
I dare you to send him this shit on Twatter
Op wont deliver
if dubs OP will delivar to kangz ramsay
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Kek nice work op
would've been better if you replaced cream sauce with lamb sauce but whatever
pretty good, bump
I fucking hate people like you, all you ever do is fucking nitpick at every little thing you see, who the fuck cares whether it's lamb sauce or cream sauce you faggot
gordon cares.
You obv dont know the lamb sauce meme, fkn normie
I hate myself too
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
no they figured out how bees fly, for example: todayifoundout.com
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
NIIIINOOOO
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
the article points out that bees don't fly like planes.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a human should be able to fly and yet I've flown around this globe a few times
I do know the stupid fucking faggot meme that is 'lamb sauce' but anyone that associates with anything Gordon Ramsay should kill themselves immediately. Christ you faggots are fucking pathetic, go out and get a job instead of watching this rich white boy cut onions for a living.
I think you need to take Gordon's advice and fuck off out of here.
Sounds like you had a good experience, nothing compared to my encounter with Guy Fieri, I didn't even want his load sauce.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
WHERES THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE??!?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
Salty
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black.
this thread is being flooded with normie tier memes
Done. Two screenshots.
Dude, I agree. I like Gordon and all but the lamb sauce stuff is shit and really doesn't need to be pushed so hard.