Ask a guy who had sex today anything

Ask a guy who had sex today anything.

What's your favorite sandwich?

Pepperoni, cheese and hot sauce.

How tight is your dad's ass?

but what kind of cheese? what kind of hot sauce?

I'm not quite sure. :^)

Cheddar cheese, chipotle sauce like the one from Subway.

were you turned on when he came in your asshole?

Is your ass sore?

oh. so how tight did your dad say your ass was?

Do you make it like a grilled cheese, or is it a cold sandwich?

keked @ those images+posts

5/5

I had sex today.

Hows it feel to be a normal member of society

That's quite an achievement at 35 years old, are you optimistic about your chances to have sex a 2nd time in the next 35 years?

did you have sex today?

B-but he didn't ;-;
A little, she went up the ventilation shaft unnanounced.
He didn't.
Breddy gud :^)
I prefer it grilled.
I'm not even 25 my dude.
Yes! :3

What kind of bread would you use?

What race is she and what race are you?

What do you think about Ryze toplane? Is he in a good spot atm?

ryze sucks atm, sad rly

How much was she?