Basement sadboi OP

Basement sadboi OP

>turning 21 in 4 days
>Very VERY little cash (practically none)
>Want to drink meself into a hospital

What is cheap and will have me end up with alcohol poisoning?

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>buy bitcoin
>wait few years
>be rich
2020 it will be over 15k. 2024 it will be 100k. Trust me.

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whats it like to be 21 and have no money fuckin kek

Everclear to the face

you're an idiot, have you ever experienced wds before?
buy 3 bottles of diclazepam and drink em all

bitcoin is fucking alien technology.

Like soak it into my pores? does that shit work?
Maybe ill make some riot punch.

The hell is a wd? like withdrawl? nah dude im not into anything THAT heavy

Feels about as bad as your mom felt when she realized she had to raise you.

dont drink yourself into a hospital. back when i was poor and drank heavy i used to slam handles of fucking admiral nelson. shit tastes like rubbing alcohol, but it will do the job

Good ole admiral! when the captain is being a stuck up prick!
Thats a viable choice. i just cant drink Zelkos or other cheap vodka.

Ideally id want something like jagermiester but y'know cost and whatnot.

jager is gross dude. i used to drink rumple and virtually everything else straight. 1 shot of jager made me want to vomit

Thats the response i get from most people
But i can chug gaggergooster by the cup full and love that shit.
>i dont like alot of alcohol
>Beer and jager are my go-tos

congrats dude, my best friend is also turning 21 in 4 days. just remember to buy for all your underage friends before kicking the bucket

>buy for underage friends
Implying i have ANY friends
Why else would i be posting on Sup Forums
Im a sad, lonely person, just looking to feel like he is part of something.

Thanks for the gratz though.

well kill yourself in a more interesting way. i say the classical piano wire around neck, glue hands to your head, and jump off a bridge that way when they find u it looks like u ripped ur head off

>actually hilarious
Ive always told all my friends thats how im going to do it.

Im not trying to KILL myself on my birthday, maybe just force myself into a position where i haave to reasses myself.

>For a pheonix to rise, it must first burn into a pile of ashes.

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riot punch

Does it matter if it came from aliens? Get rich faggot and life doesn't suck.

I would invest in bitcoin if I had any money to spare

use rubbing alcohol you cant buy a bottle for 5 bucks at a dollar store

bitcoin was made by someone in their sleep retard

I have read up on how bitcoins are created and im STILL not fucking sure its a real thing. Its baffling. Im interested, i just couldnt be assed to invest into a cryptocurrency.

Yeah, ill drink it, go blind and probably die.
Fuck if anything id rather buy some tussin, or delsym

I guess you hate money.

Im not arguing its a valid investment. I just do not have the money to invest. I know dudes are killing it with bitcoin, its just so unclear to me.
Too unclear to throw 3K towards 1 bitcoin (if thats how that even works)

it's just something arbitrary that can be generated, that people decided was worth money.

oh yeah, cheap vodka

you can exchange money for parts of a bitcoin. but it's best to invest large sums of money, so it multiplies by more.

i.e. $200 x 5 = $1000, while $400 x 5 = $2000

It sounds like someones fever dream come to life
>Yo dude my compute makes these dope ass things
>Lets convince people they are worth like ALOT of money
>People agree
>????
>profit

Its bizarre, not saying its not viable, just weird.

Also, im prolly gonna go with cheap rum or something, cheap vodka makes me gag at the sight from my younger days.

If you put $10 in a year ago today, you'd have $32 now.

If you put $100 in you could have bought a few sheets of acid from dnms and resold that to become a drug lord and rich. From $100. Take some initiative.

In the year 2020 the amount of bitcoin created per block goes in half. The price will skyrocket and you can buy more sheets of acid.

yeah
my dad told me it was a scam and not to invest in it, while my friend was making $800 a month off it. Remade his computational investment in ~4 months, and easily pays his electric bill now that he's in the black.

Eat a bunch of mushrooms. You re-evaluate everything.

Russian Bear

I have. This is after my mushrooms of the year.
>vision quests are amazing

Id love to get more and go back at it, but alass they are gone for the year around me.

Had crazy experience on them, feel like life in general is weird, like alot of processes and stuff we go through, what is that like Dp/dc Disconnect/depersonilization. I might of got hit with some of that.

Be my friend instead OP. Basement boi here too.

>riot punch

>not mentioning Fight Milk

Fight Milk OP. Learn to make Fight Milk cinderella

I dont wanna be in the 'Friend club of basement sadbois" but yeah, whatever man we can be pals.

I dont have any crows eggs around to make the fight milk. OBVIOUSLY

Buy a bottle of rubbing alcohol, two bottles of mouth wash and a 3 liter sprite. Mix it all in one pitcher and stick it in the freezer for 2-3 hrs until it turns into a slushie. Then kys faggot.

Find your yoekel red neck
Get ya sum shine

The blood of newfags should be enough to trigger a violent response

Thats true. Though that would obliterate 90% of this board at this point.
Seriously Sup Forums has been a ces-pool of stupid shit for a few years now.

>me included i guess
>atleast im not a new/summerfag

not really though.

Hey OP,

I'll give you $1 if you smash your bong.

I dont have a bong
>I traded the one i did have for weed.
>Yes im that poor.
>No i have no shame about it.
>Id probably do it, because i really need some $$ at the moment even $1
>sadboi

Captcha picture had a jagermiester add, its fate.

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Bullshit, there was a white one on the top of your bookshelf from the photo last night

Quit smoking the herbal jew

Oh that white one!
>Its not mine
>not breaking a friends piece.

Id rather smoke weed than be a herion addict like the rest of my family.

You the guy who thought he was tough shit because he seen my name and my old adress?

Yes, that white one

Well, alright, I might throw you a buck anyways

Nah lol, saw the thread last night, lurked a bit

What's the deal with the basement, do you rent it out, is it your parents?

Honestly expected this to be another "user squats under a random family's house" thread kek

*Sigh*
My mom was herion addict when i was like 12, shit got progreessivly worse.

Hadnt talked to my dad in 7-8 years.

Shit got to the point where i was squatting in a house alone with my little sister when i was lik 17-18

Eventually break down and ask dad for help. He gave me a basment to live in. ITs not glorious but its a life.

>if you DO really wanna toss me any bday $
my paypal is [email protected]

Oh, btw anyone want like a $2 steam game? i want to be philanthropic but i dont have alot of cash.

>mfw i didn't buy bitcoin when they were like 100 for 10$ and Sup Forums was filled with people literally giving away tens of bitcoins
>they are now worth $10k each
Please kill me now

Ahh, well a basement is a pretty sweet gig tbh

I'll send you something but can you timestamp a pic so I know that it's really your Paypal?

Should probably clarify, the cash i do have on steam came from selling trading cards. Im not really into the whole 'gaming' mood right now. Id rather my steam cash spent on someone who would actually play it.

Its like those stories where a dude drops out right before a company goes big.

Gotchu fam

Oh look i got some tripps. Neat

Cheers, sent you like $13

Aye dude. Your a fucking G. Much love man. ill make sure it goes towards me getting messed up on the 16th

Buy some cigs with it or a good IPA

For sure. Also if thats your legit last name
Thats fuckin dope dude. Make it a reality and be like bruce lee

4loko man 3 cans of that shit will get you slammed. Dunno if anybody else likes it but I like the taste too

Thanks, it is

Also if you're internet connection is good, there's a fair amount of work available online

It isn't anything super amazing, but its there

There's stuff like transcription jobs, freelance writing, data entry

If you can network, you can get those gigs and hire someone from Asia to do it for like $5 an hour

Dr. Knockers?

hey man.
that makes me kinda sad to hear that.
life can be kinda rough but I would hope you find that light outshining the horizon.
ive been going through it as well, moved out a lil bit ago and have ben struggling pretty hard with cash.
nut there is plenty of love to go for both me and you

Ive looked into plenty of those for sure, and had some offers, but currently my internet is a wifi hotspot from an ipad.

I have a bunch of job apps out i guess its just a slow season.

I dont understand, but yeah sure.

Keep your chin up dude. Watch the slow train crash and awe at it. Don't be sad that its happeneing, just enjoy the spectacle. Thats how im living my life right now, its going so-so

4loko

4 loko is all pussified now.
Should i mix it with monster or redbull or something, i heard thats a good way to get into the hospital.

Penis.

it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

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Marathon masturbating to loli hentai

Loli isnt my shtick, im more into crazy tentacles and all that shit.
Loli is closeted pedos wanting lil girls.

Is this a bot?

Your own original character "septic"?

Yep, based on Sonic but made of shit

It's not even a funny meme. i dont get it.
>then again fidget spinners are big
>ah whatever
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Hey OP I saw your thread the other day, hope you're good :)

Thanks for the concern.
Im alright. Just working through the existential crisis bullshit, but otherwise, im upbeat about life.

Good to hear. So what you got planned for bday, did ya get any cash?

fiat currency pyramid scams tend to fall flat once the people on top got their money

Well bromego Hooked a Sup Forumsro up with $13
so ill atleast be able to buy myself a pack of cigs and a shot or a beer.

So im doing better than i was yesterday.

Thats how i feel about it, like its a pyramid scheme. ITs only valuable because someone said it was.
>Guess thats kinda like paper money
>i dont know economics
>i dont think anyone ACTUALLY DOES.

wow you replied to my post. I saw you here days ago and i thought it was probly a troll thread but since you're frequenting and stuff i guess you might be real. Dont give up, youre almost at the end of the game and then it resets and you get to use some of the knowlage from this playthrough if youre skilful. but if you shut it off early you dont get the new game plus

i dont plan on offing myself intentionally.
Im watching the train crash with awe right now.

Look i even did a timestampIm just a dude who doesnt like being alone, ive found some comradery in Sup Forums because i lack real life friends.

OH SHIT i got Dub Dub Trips.
Hell yeah

Friends are stupid, internet friends are better for various reasons.

Bitcoin is a literally a mathematical algorithm. It's not alien you fucking heathen retard. Also bitcoin is almost 3k per. OP says he has no money so he can't buy an bitcoin

cant define alien

Look faggot im about to buy a house. Move to texas, get a lame job and I'll rent you a room for dirt cheap so you wont be a loser anymore.

Explain to me then, Exactly HOW is a bitcoin created, and dont give me the broad ass shit everyone says. Like how is it achieved, and WHY would it be valuable?

Thatd be the fuckin dopeness, but i feel like id get raped/murdered.
>Almost seems worth it to not be a basement dweller anymore.

I shit you not, dip tampons in strong liquor and shove them up your butt. Quickest and cheapest way to get drunk. Do it too many times and you will get alcohol poisoning.

The safeway by my house sells a citrus vodka in a plastic bottle. Its like $15 for a fifth. It tastes like a boozy lemon cleaner.

ohh boo fucking hoo. your 21st birthday isnt going to be the legendary party to end all parties. Hey I got news for you sunshine. Most people's 21st are shit. Youre too old to get toys and cake, too young to be considered an adult anywhere besides legal documentation, you either have no job or a shit job, and most of your friends are already either too old to appreciate getting wasted or too young to join you in the revelry.

suck it up and be glad you've made it another 12 months without losing a family member, getting some horrible disease, losing your home or getting disfigured. If you got a 21+ friend, call them. Tell them its your birthday and you'd like to go to the bar this week. Preferably on your b-day. If not, who cares? It won't be the only time you'll be free to do this.

Your life might not be everything you thought it'd be but if you're able to post on Sup Forums then it's not bad enough to be considering alcohol poisoning as some nihilistic edgy cry against all the unfairness's you've been dealt.

hug your mom. or dad. or whoever fed and provided and sacrificed for you all these years. It's about to get a whole lot worse for you, so enjoy whatever you got left.

Alien: belonging to a foreign country or nation. Belonging to a different planet

i have one of the highest BAC recorded in my state

i have toruble remembering things now, and am an alcoholic. but still trying hard.

stop be a faggot and start a business form a hobby. literal autisms are making youtube dollars being ana utism.

program stuff.

make models for my game if ur an artfag. fuck you tho

either his spouse just cheated or this guys dog just died

I fucking said bitcoin is a mathematical algorithm! I don't fucking understand the algorithm but I know it's nothing but math that makes bitcoin.

I was right

I actually like the taste of Admiral. The fact that it's practically cheaper than soda means I have a lot on hand too

"I dont know anything about this which is why im qualified to speak on it"

Im not gonna shove something up my poopchute to feel funny.

I dont blame anyone for my position. There were things that i couldve done to prevent it, but i grew complacent.
Also, Thanks for writing a paragraph, shows how much you care.

I have a youtube that im working on.

also Fuck you to buddy.

I was thinking the same, projection is a hell of a drug.

Exactly, you are putting faith in a system you know LITERALLY nothing about. "Hurr durr its math algorithm" You sound so fucking retarded, like a christian trying to prove god is real.

I know its real because my priest at nasa showed me a cartoon

Admiral tastes like a sad greasy alcoholics tears
>that being said
its better than vodka by a long shot, so thatll prolly be my drink of choice depending how much money i scrounge together.

Look dude I'm a normal guy. I'm married, I live in Texas I just got a decent job. I've seen your threads a few times and if it'll save you from killing youself I'll hook you up. My fake email (cause im posting on Sup Forums) is jakelarvingston@gmail (thats not my real name btw)

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Paragraph-guy here. I didn't read about your parental/living situation just now. That's fucked up and I apologize for the last bit. Point is that if you make reckless choices, or even no choices at all, it'll just keep getting worse. Adulthood is scary as fuck because everyone's playing for keeps, but you have the power to decide how you handle the disappointments and problems that end up in your lap.

Try to find some fun on your 21st. But don't use it as a reason to make your situation even worse.

im more using it as a platform to try to fuck myself to the point of "i gotta do better than this" i just cant muster the motivation without some type of big action, and maybe itll be a wakeup call

let me press you more
What math?
Why?
Why is this 'math' valuable?

Damn homie, you have a kind soul.
Might have to hit you up on that. Youll know its me if i do. I much appreciate you're concern though. Im not gonna off myself any time soon. This is just how im working through some stupid shit

>Tl:dr i know alot of what i say/do comes off as bitchy/whiney but im really not all that 'woe is me' i just feel like the world is a cruel bitch.

>21
Getting a habit up and running and blowing out your liver and kidneys isn't going to help you out tbh fam.

i dont plan on making it a habit. i could be drinking RIGHT now if i wanted to (well if i had the $$) i want it to be a one night stand against my bitch side/my inner demons. Im gonna drink myself into action. Thats the plan anyways.

>not even that much of a fan of alcohol using it as a tool to defeat myself in a way.