Hey b, what would you do if you became billionaires?

Hey b, what would you do if you became billionaires?

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make everyone i know rich

Buy literally pots of gold

I collect such things, silver too

I would put enough money back for me to live comfortably for the rest of my life. I would travel the earth and help others in need on my journey.

Kill people that annoy me. Could be anyone that looks at me wrong, cuts me off driving.

probably buy a country

This, except I'd probably only travel locally. Try to gain influence and make actual change. I'd only hand out helpings to those in need in a sustainable way, not like give a homeless guy a hot meal, but pay for his schooling so he can get a job, etc.

Two chicks at the same time

buy Sup Forums and filter every vowel to the word "meme"

Whenever someone makes another chan I destroy it.

every repeating digits gets an redtext bold subtext in all caps "KAKAROT!"

thats my shit

I would invest much of my money in enterprising companies who will grow big one day, as well as setting everybody up by starting the fucking illuminati and ruling over the world

to make it a better place of course

and to vanquish commie scum

Your a man with a vision user.

But an sr-72 and fly it over nude beaches.

KAKAROT!

And bomb them?

Buy myself a house, a nice car, save like 200k for college tuition for my possible future kids, each. Give each of my family members and close friends 1m each. Get all the luxuries I always wanted and do my hobbies 24/7. All while making sure I separate enough money to live for about 70 years. Probably about 5m-10m

Offer Trump a job playing with teenage girls
>Anything to get him out of the Oval Office

Hookers, alchohol, and self loathing. So pretty much the usual but with hookers.

sauce

moar or gib sauce

>starting the fucking illuminati
this guy

What's on channel 9 right now?

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give my sisters a better life without spoiling them rotten.

build an arcade hall that's cheap to play in

Hookers, guns, and blow.

I would buy Sup Forums and change it to the wrong shade of pink, and you could not change the color to anything else.

I'd also get rid of /fit/ and Sup Forums because fuck those retards

meme Sup Forums and meme every vowel to the word "meme"
Whenever someone memes another chan, I meme it.
every meming digits memes an (sic) redtext bold subtext in all caps "KAKAROT"

Buy a small house, pay for my college, buy a good enough car, and then invest a lot of it and keep most of it saved up. The only thing I'd spend any of it on that's just pure luxury would be some instruments and recording equipment because I'm a musical fag.

Buy enough computing power to split the bitchain several times and make Bitcoin worthless.

I'd sleep

>one quick local CSS edit later it's back to the correct color
money wasted

give everyone I know and like $269 a week for life.

Same, but I'd also buy a screen tablet because I'm an art fag.

You'd die of a heart attack first, fat fuck

Ungodly amounts of opioids

Travel more, get a place in like LoDo, beyond that I probably wouldn't do a whole lot different

Pay people to do the things they never would with me.

eat at my favorite place everyday and tip ridiculous amounts.

>If I became a billionaire, that'd be because I worked hard as fuck.

>Which means none of this bullshit about saving college for my children or house buying, or car buying, or anything would make any sense at all

>My focus would depend on my level of ambition by the time

>that means, I would probably focus on creating more, or just simply using that money to have time for things that do care, such as health, quality time with family, hobbies, etc

Pro tip: don't fucking waste your time on college, and learn how to fucken sell

bye

>make Bitcoin worthless
thats going to happen on its own

Spy plane , take pics lol

Hope you like blurry titties

Burritos and hookers.
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I would build a kind of electric scooter for three persons.
I would be sitting in the middle, a hooker would be sitting in front and giving me a blowjob, a professional massagist woman would massage my back. Both would be covered by a tarp, so I can go anywhere I want without shocking people.
And I would spend all my days getting sucked and massaged, going wherever the fuck I want, with other slaves spoonfeeding me when I desire.

>Depends how many billions we're talking about
Honestly, though, I'd make paying off my family's and friends' debts, and setting aside college funds for the family's kids my top priorities. This includes my debts.
I'd then give the local natural history museum enough money for them to put my name in conspicuous places,
make an Undertale animated series happen with Toby Fox as a lead director,
whore out (figuratively and literally) as many DeviantArtists as I wish on a continuous basis,
rent out an entire whorehouse in Bangladesh long enough so that I could fuck as many brown lolis as I want and consecutively turn everything in it over to the UN,
buy a couple of lots of land so that I can live a snowbird lifestyle,
renovate the mini-mansion in my dad's side of the family to pristine condition,
and set up a top-notch investment portfolio while setting aside at least $24 million to live off of for the rest of my life. This will cover everything else I want to do.

you'd think so but i actually doubt it, a lot of rich and powerful people are investing into bitcoin. don't think they will just lift their shoulders and do nothing if it starts to crumble

Build my dream cars, own my dream home/garage, run for president, then bomb sand niggers while in the white house. Probably go to college and pay off my sisters debt along with my own.

Have sex with many underaged people. Probably no younger than 10, but if they're cute I could make exceptions.

i'd fun Communists in mexico to over throw their government then keep funding them to rebuild infrastructure they may have lost. send people to train the workers for any tasks

they may need if they kill all the kulak farmers send farmers to teach newfags how to farm

then hire scientist and make the country focus their resources on science and space flight

then with my money and making the country stable i would live in my socialist paradise even chill in space if i wanted to

Become a superhero. My symbol would be a swastika of course.

Lol sr 71 the old version would take great pics at mach 4. The replacement Lockheed is working on, should be able to take them at mach 6.

Barely over supersonic at lower altitude, they would be crystal clear.

Give it all away and live like Diogenes.

Only people who belive in bitcoins enough to invest their dollars are the ones who buy it, and therefor set the price.
Can't crumble?

Why not do both at the same time?
Be the magic hobo!

>nobody makes fun of muh Sup Forums we r legion

Quit my job, shitpost and fap.

Pedo alert

>Have house built
>Build large wall around property
>Auire substancial arsenal.
>Hire round the clock security
>Never leave house
>Await coming race war with niggers
>Adorn all trees with hanging nignogs like it's Christmas everyday.
White power.

Make a youtube channel and burn it all for sick views.

Donate 99% to the needy.

What gave that away, inspector?

Obtain ISP's from Sup Forums's servers
Hunt you all down and kill you
Also, shrimp pizza and killer bud

i would financially ruin people i hate, and bring bad things to those who get in my way

Lies. You're just virtue signaling because you know it'll never happen.

WITNESSED

huh?

If we are talking billionaire, give each of my immediate fam 20 mil and a 1-2 mil house (except my dad because fuck him) and travel the world spending ridiculous sums in expensive hotel penthouses and seeing every sight imaginable.

I would also give like 1-200 mil to charities like cancer research and heart foundations etc and then a few mil to aid charities like syrian chairty and an oxfam type (but not oxfam because they use too much on salaries).

Not to mention the amount of investment i would do. I would set up my own IT company providing equipment and also have a branch for general solutions. I would also invest in a few franchises and create a portfolio of mid price properties.

Life would be the shit

They have medications that can help your delusions, you sad little piss ant.

Pic related, it's you, user

Become an aimless mess. With no boundaries or limits, I would eventually get bored with life and an hero.

I'd be dead in a week from partying

>killer bud
Kill yourself.
Don't cut yourself user. Cut the faggot above instead.

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I would become a millionaire

looks like sherlock holmes isn't just fictional after all

would you hire the haxxor known as Sup Forums?

You first, you low-grade shit muffin
on the saturated slaughterhouse yard of life

Invest half, use the other half to live like the most fucking spoiled trust fund kid ever.

they only get blurry over japanese beaches

No, the whole site is in FlashPlayer so you cant change anything

>virtue signaling

Is this a Sup Forums meme?

pay 100k to hot virgins to lose their virginity with me. Pop a 10/10s cherry every night.

pay 10 million to an attractive woman with an IQ above 150 to father my children.

little do you know my home board is /f/ so id welcome the change

I would finance this rescue of this site in my town, look at the fucking pyramids abandon by the government jesus.

I did. Quit day job, everything else pretty much the same.

I'm not Sup Forums but I don't know where it originated. Kinda sounds more like tumblr now that you mention it but I don't use that either.

what else? you'd have like 99.9% of your money left

I would finance season 3 of spice and wolf

Fuck you nignog

imagine, you're living in Brazil, dirt poor. You're 14 years old, living on the street and sniffing industrial glue to quell your hunger pangs. You live off pickpocketing and you were almost raped more than once. You begin in the streets for money for bread.

One day a very wealthy man tells you how beautiful you are, come with me he says to you. You takes you to a restaurant, you can order anything you want. He takes you back to his luxurious mansion with AC and comfy beds. You're allowed to live here if you want to, the wealthy man tells you. This wealthy man wants to rub you and kiss you and make your body feel good. The penetration might hurt the first couple of times and the anal might not be the most pleasant thing, but your tummy is full and you have warm bath water and comfy bed. Is that really monstrous?

Admittedly there would some kids who get it a lot worse; like the idea of hanging one of them gets me pretty hard. But the majority would be well taken care of and loved.

Unless that medication is the eradication of minorities on mass. Not interested faggot.

À worthy cause user. I hope someday you have the funds you need to do this.

Could you fix up the grounds on your own?

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Not living in eastern canada by any chance?

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oh nice, im still waiting for it. glad to hear it'll finally happen!

The dubs should prove that this would be an act of luv and generosity.

youtube.com/watch?v=XRkrascT_iM

Bethesda wants to sell mods for skyrim and fallout 4 for real money

No joke, give the majority of it away.

Give a shitton of money to my 10 closest friends

Give away another large portion to a worthwhile charity

Publish a book or two

buy a self sufficient mobile home (solar panels, water filtration, etc.)

Retire comfortably on a million dollars for the rest of my life.

I'm really not that greedy

become a millionaire

Invest in bio engineering to make myself a android capable of human emotions and actions that lives past 200 years