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Cont thread for OP who has a comb stuck in his ass

Warhammer dude here, continue shitposting.

wheres the screencap fag

Suck a dick idiot

There was literally so much more too screencap you porch monkey

Atleast he have nice ass. Too bad his asshole will look like shit.

I didn't cap the whole thing some other user said they have it all

That's it?

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Lets hope so because it got so much better

Fucking legend.

Bless.

And It all started with a fidget spinner and an asshole.

humble beginnings

Skeleton gif fag here glad too be in such a good thread

BY THE NINE DIVINES!!!

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i swear if OP punctured his prostate id have enough keks to feed starving african children

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Lol crunching sound

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Could've been worse, he could've chosen then knife.

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Kek sounds awful

But the knife prob wouldn't have gotten lodged in his ass

Hoooly shit this guy's a legend OP did it so we didn't have to

CRUNCHING

Hahaha when it would've been better to put a knife in your ass instead.
>I wouldn't be here if I had used the knife

Oh my this made my entire week and I thought there would be no more legends on Sup Forums this is why I always come back

it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

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fuk this guy

Dunno ask OP

Lol he was crying about how he couldnt sit in his car we should have let him walk to the hospital lol then he really could have gotten fucked

I hope he comes back

Kek
>driving down street see guy with comb hanging out ass

he thought he was actually gonna die kek

More complaining XD

Holy fuck they actually are $0! I just got 3, had to pay $10 in shipping though

this was funny asf good not indeed

Awesome, shove them up you're ass when they come in

fuck night* I'm drunk I hope I remember this shit tomorrow

>your****
I swear I'm not a nigger

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you and me both mate

"I think I'm gonna die Fml"
Lol no shit words of regret from OP the legend

Anyone remember the dude who shoved a pin through the head of his cock and was gushing out blood. He also said he thought he was going to die and that he was too scared to see a doctor.

Never a dull moment with these fucking retards.

Remember OP who shoved a fucking comb up his ass and couldn't get it out?

FUCK THAY GUY
I have pics around but they are online

Lol

working on an actually good screencap. will post when done. continue to shitpost my friends

F

As in FML

Does anyone think OP died?

hopefully not guy deserves too win the lottery after what he did us

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Because he said he heard crunching and that sounds like his anal cavity being ripped apart by his comb

I was the fucking guy who kept rerolling for him to put it through the head of his cock. Then made the "who you calling pinhead" picture.

and I thought Fidget Spinners were meant to help with Autism

Nah I think it was the teeth of the comb breaking

Idk why he did it erect and then thought it'd be a good idea to pull it out
He Steve Irwin'd his dick

CRUNCHING

Was OP a girl?

Spoon

Yeah fuck, the picture of the blood coming out of his cock still disturbs me.

Put topside without brissles up and pull out slowly.. only thing you can do.. if blood is that had go to hospital

Lol he ruined that spoon

I swear there's bloody mucus on one of those turd nuggets

There's no cock showing in any photos maybe OP was a nasty Tom Boy girl

You act as if his asshole wont retract onto the comb. You can't just lift it out.

Hey I got that same silverware set. Now whenever I use a spoon I'm going to be thinking of this picture.

You should show it to a mate after they've used one, make em think you dun some nasty shit to their spun

#prayforOP

Holy shit you're a genius

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"Round 3"
OP would have done an actual knife that's pretty badass

Reminds me of the character in Spielberg's "Close Encounters"...

Lacombe.

I was gonna point out too him that there was bristles missing and more would definitely come off but decided not too... not sure how too feel bout that

Lol I'm so happy it played out the way it did

OP put it quite far inside their ass, that's a lot of potential bristles to break off in a ass.
Not tomention the hook at the end that wouldn't snap off

"And the Darwin Award for 'Best Tonsorial Death' goes to..."

Pretty deep, half way?

My god this has been the best post in a long while on Sup Forums, bless you OP.

Thinking of songs to play while waiting

"Sweet Comb Alabama"
"Wherever I May Comb"
"Toothless"

Blood Shit - Ballgina comes to mind.

"Lol lemme twist it maybe it will come out? *Crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *Starts bleeding heavily*
*Cries to Sup Forums for help*"

it was like so many people could have stopped it but im kinda glad we didn't

He didn't even really make a challenge to stop from getting injured the first persons requested and he listened

Welcome to Sup Forums buddy. You came here about 7 years too late.

Yo when's the screenshots done tho

the fact he brought out 2 knives and a comb, and the syringe (like someone was going to pick that), made it difficult to not have any damage caused, plus he was so keen, that all it took was 1 person to choose, done.

Why the fuck are you asking me you mong.

How big is your moms prolapsed asshole mothercucker

I'll cut you some slack since you're clearly new. Run along little newfag. Don't forget to type sage in all fields on your next post. /thread

Eat some cum u horrible cunt

im too gay and retarded to make the cap, plus my shitty laptop doesnt have enough ram to put the pics together. imgur.com/a/ekdkx goodnight Sup Forums

I plan on shooting my load into my mouth tonight actually. Not that it fucking matters.

>imgur.com/a/ekdkx
someone make a bigger screencap

You're really asking for a fucking lot you lazy fuck. Do it yourself or get fucked nobody is going to give a fuck about that thread tomorrow.

i think he meant someone "made" a bigger screencap