How do you ask a chick if she's disease free without offending her?

How do you ask a chick if she's disease free without offending her?

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Just ask when did she do her last std test. And offer to do the same test.

mention youre making your annual trip to the free clinic

Just put on a condom and only ask when you know you will be fucking with her on a regular basis.

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Enjoy your AIDS.

I'm a virgin and don't want my first time to include diseases, any tips?

ask her if she's ever given blood

aside from that, wear condoms you mong

Imply that you have a disease, than just roll with how she responds to that. If she hesitates, you know she's clean, if she's keen anyway toss the bitch aside unless you want AIDS.

usually i just say "you clean?" right before i'm about to fuck her.

NO REAL MAN FEARS DISEASE

FUCK HER RAW AND CUM INSIDE HER EVERY TIME

being a virgin and being paranoid about diseases is a virgin way of thinking. youre probably not gonna get an std your first time fucking unless youre a dumbass

>trusting a girl with the herp to be honest and tell you

You DON'T ask. You wait until she says she's in love with you and then you make her show you test results.

this is a good way to not get laid

OP didn't say anything about getting laid.

it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

>implying a horny woman wouldn't lie to you once she is down to fuck

lol gtfo faget

Is this legit? Just checked out the site. It's not a scam is it?

more?

scam from chinks that charge you a boatload in shipping to send your shit to some location in maryland

You pay a fuck ton of shipping abscess they're cheap as fuck watches

You get the watch for nothing, but have to pay a ton in postage, for a watch that you can probably get for a couple of bucks from AliExpress. Not a scam as such, just marketing to the gullible.

A man of class

I bet it makes her superhorny

Just use a condom you freak and shut Up about it.

sorry that's all I got, maybe another user has what you seek

is there any way to prevent this?

Scared

Do u have any smol snibbidy snab scooters in your cooter?

You dumb as fuck. user ain't paranoid. Has a legit question about a legit concern. You on the other hand are probably an EBT card using, biscuit eating, split sausage lipped bitch who equates success with the amount mindless of sex you have.

"Yo you're clean right?" if yes, reply with "cool me too" then proceed to disappoint her.

How can you feel comfortable enough to exchange fluids with a person but not be comfortable enough to say one sentence

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Spotted the nigger. Hey, negro. Do you hate life as much as life hates you?

Exilevilify_

Used to post on reddit gonewild, can still find her stuff online.

How do you know if she's lying when she says "yes"?

You tell her that you are disease-free. Easy.

>worried about offending her
just ask if she's clean or has no STD's. easy

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Use a condom. And like the other user said, ask her about her last test and tell her you want both of you tested before you go for it. It sounds a lot harder than it realky is. It will show her you care about yourself and about her, if she's sane that is.

"Do you ever wanna donate blood to blood bank?" "Have you ever donated blood?"
"I don't have any STD's/STI's, are you clean too?"
"I don't want any STD's. Do you have any?"
"It's important that I not get any STD's. You're STD free right?"
"You're clean right?"

>OP can not ask a grill a simple fucking question\
OP is a faggot.

Just ask dude. If she gets pissed off it likely means shes dirty.

you tell her straight up "Mom... I'm trying to figure out why I have herpes. I'm still a virgin so is there something you haven't told me yet?"

Next time you're talking just bring up that you've been checked and you're clean, see if you can get her to talk about it without you asking her

>shes dirty
...b-but dirty girls are best girls!

Offend the shit out of her, act like her father. Then fuck her. Simple as that.

You fuck her with a condom and keep your fucking idiot mouth shut.
Once you're regularly fucking her, start a conversation about sexual health, contraception etc.
Until then, it's neither your business or your concern - just fuck her. If you need this advice, though, there's a good chance YOU'RE already carrying at least one STD without even realising it. You fucking crusty whore.

Seriously, though, just suit up and fuck what you like. Easy.

NATURAL SELECTION

You're a fucking mong how is this going to get OP the answer he's looking for?
She says "no" now what?
Unless a mong like you was expecting her to say "No, I can't give blood because I have HIV."

you sound like a faggot

>Until then, it's neither your business or your concern
?????????????
Is this how Americans see the world?

"Hey not to be offensive but do you got aids?"

Just ask. If she's offended, she's either infected or unsure if she is clean or not. If she's clean, she will assume you are clean and smart.

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>this fucking idiot

"hey baby, let's go to the clinic together to get tested before we fuck, it's the only responsible thing to do, and I'll pay.."

she will either agree, or bitch, if she bitches->

>genital warts

Damn that chick looks like jellybeanasmr

Finger her with earwax on ur finger. Old nam trick

Agreed

Don't be a faggot just fuck her bareback and assume she is clean. That's what I do and so far so good. No aids no heroes no anything. I just barebacked a chick I met on FetLife yesterday. She's into incest play and we did a bro/sis scene where I came inside her twice. Guess what? Didn't even bother asking if she is clean. Most people are. Std are much rather than the fear mongering media would have your believe. I will never stop bareback fucking random sluts. Ever. I'd rather be dead.

Got any STDS? I literally do it all the time on tinder they don't care and are actually happy you asked and will in turn ask you.

Just say when the last time you had sex with a black guy

>do you fuck niggers?

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