I work at area 69 ama

I work at area 69 ama

Is this where I report alien looking pussies?

Yes!

Area 69, the sex shop next to the px on Area 51!?!?

how do the alien pussys look like? does aliens have their own weird ass drugs? or habits that r very irritating?

Yes, aloens have very small pussies and use extra large dildos. They have a drug called super male vitality they use to endure an erection.

I said endure because it is very painful for male aloens. That is why they prefer cloning.

Area 52 here. Do you do dildo deliveries? Is your packaging discreet?
Dont tell these faggots (), I don't want then to know

Area 53 here.
You're a faggot.

Fuck off Area 53, I see the crack where's leaving your house every night

Whores*

Whats the best anime?

Area 52, I swear to fucking god if you call the CIA I'll come over there and slit your fucking throat. Do you hear me nigga? You'll be fucking dead in a second.

My lips are sealed area 53, I've got better things to do than rat on you

Like what. Shoving those discount dildos in every hole you have on your body?

Nah, Area 51 is coming over for umm.... Video games, yeah, video games!!

What kind of video games...

Umm... The violent kind?

Ohh. Can I join...

Dont let area 51 come over to play. Last time area 51 came here, at area 41, he dumped all my chocolate milk down the drain and shit in the tub before going home

Sure!! We were thinking halo, but it's kinda racist. You cool with that?

Damn... That unloyal bastard, I thought that was our thing

Eh. I'm cool with that.

We also play naked

FUCK THAT.

Homophobe...

Gaylord.