My newish girlfriend of 2 months farted in front of me for the first time this morning. I found it strangely erotic...

My newish girlfriend of 2 months farted in front of me for the first time this morning. I found it strangely erotic. How do I get her to do it more often? Perhaps do it in my face?

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Ask?

Read as Jewish girlfriend at first, was gonna say let her put you in her gas chambers

Don't want to spook her with my weird fetish.

My boyfriend was scared to tell me he had an ass fetish, since I'd always tell him that I didn't want him to see my asshole.
He did it, and it turned out fine. Ass is actually pretty nice.

Maybe your gf has a fart fetish as well.

Tits or gtfo

Stephen?

Female assholes are wonderful things. You should be proud to show yours to your boyfriend. I'd love to be open with her about it. Have her fart on my tongue as I rim her. savour her hot musky ass scent.

dick or gtfo

Not how it works here sweetie

She sounds like an absolute smasher

She is. I think I'm falling in love with her. And her farting in my company has made me think she is comfortable around me. But I want to be open and not repress my little kink.

I accidentally farted when my bf pulled out a buttplug (im pretty sure u always fart after), maybe buy one of those? Lol

That's hot. I hope he gave your bumhole a good long licking after that fart.

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What is this thread.

I can't be the only fart lover int he UK.

It's me asking for advice user.

I'm with you man.
First time I experienced it was when my girl let on rip while she was sitting on my face. I was eating her pussy.

It was gross but still turned me on. She was jerking me at the time and I shot a load almost straight away.

Since then she quite often uses farts to make me cum. Having a girl let out a massive ripping fart in your mouth while you're licking her asshole is one of the hottest, nastiest things in the world.

“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asl**p dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asl**p, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sl**p. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”

Finally, someone else gets it. My first time was when I tried watersports with a girl. She was squatting on my face, pissing in my mouth, wanking my cock when a hot little fart sneaked out. At first she was embarrassed but as I sniffed her arsehole in an animalistic way it clearly turned her on.

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Honestly? here is my two cents.

Get her on the floor with her Knees fully on the ground as well as her forearms. And make sure her back is arched, Not a little... Fold this bitch in half- Hair pulling is almost mandatory to achieve sufficient arching, Seriously give this whore Lordosis for life. Like Picture but with 3x the bend.

And then when you have done everything to these precise specifications, You spread that ass, I'm talking about ripping it apart. If you manage to get her sufficiently relaxed and in this position her asshole will be like an open vent and with the added benefit of you not appearing like the disgusting degenerate you so clearly are.

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That's how I like to eat her cunt and arse.

I'm with you there, These are some lost souls.

It's just a little kink. We've all got them.

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