Sup Forums, please explain to me why necrophilia isn't the best thing ever.
>They don't resist
>You don't need consent
>They won't shit all over your dick during anal
>Easy to get (just rob a grave)
>You can fuck them whenever you want
>Can do it legally (buy a body donated to science)
>They don't have needs like food or hygiene
>Their personality is whatever you pretend it to be
>They won't shit all over your dick during anal
Wrong. They shit even more than a living woman.
because they're dead.
I think op means long dead, not recent dead.
This is rumored to be both Nic Cage's and Alec Baldwin's fetish. When Alec was married to Kim Basinger he'd have her pretend to a be a corpse who died on the road and he'd pretend to be a horny truckdriver.
You remind me of this user.
> pic related.
If they're dead they can´t cry and where's the fun in that?
robbing a grave isn't all that easy..
also the stretch would not be enough or too much. and they dont get wet, which is not really a problem. but i suppose that a cold pussy is not that good. anyway, still want to. also, any necro sites someone?
or... just hypothetically for a moment
you could buy a real doll and have a cold body that's not a decaying old person. Just saying they're relatively cheap if you consider the price/shelf life of a medical cadaver and you're not a criminal if you get caught just a loser.
They're cold & smelly, and their vagina will probably be loose since their muscles will have gone slack. Same with their other holes.
It's only worth it, if they're relatively fresh, like less than 30 min or an hour I'd assume
no way, because they shit all they can right after they die, right?
that just means more lube for anal
hahaha
fuck man. What a moron. Most likely not real, but christ you look for cameras of all things.
no i mean if they shit all they can after they die, then all you do is wipe away the external shit, and then the asshole's even cleaner than living
>easy to get
no
that's not how it works. All muscles smooth muscles relax so if there's shit in the descending colon. If it's in the ascending or transverse colon it comes out when it in a few hours. Even after there's still waste moving their gi tract. With immune system no longer keeping the yeast in check they start to make a lot of gas which pushes even more shit out. You're basically a leaking shit for hours then festering from there
yeah idk where i heard that from, but thnx for the info
plus you can cut them in pieces, store them in your freezer, and play legos each time you want to fuck
kek'ed
mortuary science
>be me, virgin necrophile that got a job at a funeral home as janitor
>expecting loads of dead hot chicks to fuck
>every day 2 bodies come in, "inspector" checks them and puts them in the cooler for the night
>i go to work
>open up the cooler
>2 80ish year old men come popping out, one with necrotic skin all over his torso and the other one seems pretty OK
>leave them for now
>next night
>open coolers again
>old people AGAIN
>mad.jpg
>continue this cycle for about a week
>open up the cooler
>hot chick, in her 20's comes out
>has her fucking brains blown out
>fuck it
>pull down her pants
>stick dick deep down vag
>keep fucking until i cum
>notice a red pus-like liquid start dripping out her vag
>mfw
>now i can tell all my friends that i lost my virginity to a dead girl without brains
nice fake story faggot, bet you feel like a retard for wasting your time typing that trash
what's the film?
if you visist Sup Forums, and this was real, we would have a picture now at least..
dunno but it's on m0therless
>F76CDC6
maybe they mention it in the comments
Literally 99% of these pros, can applied to a drunk passed out girl w/o any of the hassle.
chaos
anyone who has necrophillia porn sites? xd
jej
Moar
kek, when she was still living she couldnt do anything about getting raped wish i had some real deal shit tho this is the best i can do..
Know the source? Where I can get more?
Would you?