Is there a woman equivalent of a fedora?

Is there a woman equivalent of a fedora?

Assimilated asian chicks

Choker

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yes

Winged or cat-eye glasses

what
hot as fuck

Wat

>implying you wouldn't fuck those neck rolls

Everyone knows that it's brightly colored hair, right?

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This.

But sometimes that shit is hot.

This

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she'd be 9gagging on my dick

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Your watermark fits your taste.

Those

Their called femminist.

>dyed hair (unnatural colors, i.e. blue, green, bright red, etc.)
>hijab
>cat eye glasses
>ugly bangs
Any of these are usually a bad sign.

Fedoras can be hot too if its the right guy wearing the right outfit.

It never is.

Just like dyed hair.

issa trilby

Problem glasses.

>dyed hair
>goes to raves
>piercings
not really the equivalent of a fedora but those 3 signs pretty much guarantees she's a freak

"I'm a Hipster Retard" t-shirt

>implying anyone who hasnt seen indiana jones knows the difference

holy shit

That's a trilby, you shitheel.

^

But i'm not a SJW :c

That be-ith a trilby hat, but the neckbeard retards lack the head juice to know the difference.

You have to be really hot to begin with.

And regardless, dyed hair is a big warning sign where you want to get out of the way right off the bat whether the person is A) Has serious daddy-punk-rock-neotenal issues, B) Whores herself out at Comic Con, C) Is untreated bipolar schizo or borderline, D) All of the above.

Basically you want to run through a "first date questionnaire flowchart" app on your phone if you meet a girl with bright-dyed hair.

The witch of the wastes

but they succ like a vacuum

I'd wage there is a gap in their iq compared to normal people.

>sticking your dick in a crazy
She perfected that to get her hooks into you so she can use you up and smoke you down like a cheap cigar that she then stomps into the ground.

I've only seen them be completely shitty at it. Trend is to be a selfish lover and/or poor communicator.

lel, yes

Cat Ears

>wage gap

When they have tails

Being a basic bitch

>WUT WUT WUT WUT WUT WUT

She looks like one of those devils on the Tarot cards

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>confused boner

You're in the song thread, too.

Did you listen to the Primitive Radio Gods song?

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Sunhats