CAR:Sebastian Aho's pair knocks off Bruins in OT PIT:Conor Sheary's goal, assist lead Pens over TB CLM:Sergei Bobrovsky, Jackets down Flyers in OT BOS:Bruins tab Zane McIntyre vs Carolina on Sun ANA:Ryan Getzlaf out again Sunday vs. Minnesota WPG:Jets diagnose Patrik Laine with a concussion WPG:Laine not on ice for Jets' practice Sunday OTT:Craig Anderson not back until end January PHI:German Rubtsov could be heading to America SJ:Joe Pavelski scores twice to hit 600 points WAS:Braden Holtby faces 30 shots in shutout win CAL:Chad Johnson helps Flames end Canucks' run
Are you actually talking shit about Bob Ross? Because I will kick your ass.
Jonathan Garcia
>Paulina Gretzky edition >she smokes dropped
Adrian Bell
nah.
Jose Williams
she and DJ were probably skiing the slopes
William Garcia
She smokes pole too.
Austin Gonzalez
sook
Michael Richardson
Good, I doubt Bob would like that.
Elijah Kelly
I Lained myself. My ear was clogged from my cold so I hit myself in the ear a bunch of times. I couldn't walk straight afterward.
Jaxon Sanchez
If she smokes, she pokes.
Connor Foster
Balance comes from your inner ear so you likely just fucked that up instead of your hearing
Dominic Robinson
Fuckin faggot doesn't even know about happy little trees
Robert Harris
It's unclogged now, so mission accomplished.
Owen Stewart
What part of my post made you think I dont know about God Ross? I will paint your bedroom with alerizerin crimson if you know what i mean.
John Baker
is this the one you retards are posting in for real
Lincoln Evans
I AM A GIANT TRIPFAG SO I SHOULD BE EXEMPT FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH OTHER POSTS IM A TRIPFAG PLEASE FUCK MY ASS
Carson Richardson
Mmm yes I want to baby please let me slide gently into that tight bootyhole. I want to stretch it out and then shoot my hot and sticky semen inside and then lick it while it seeps out of your doughnut hole
Isaac Davis
>there are people who bang chicks like her on regular basis L-lads...
Robert Nelson
>CLM
Isaac Perry
Preferred cold remedy, /hoc/? Bought some DayQuil.
Nicholas Harris
Rye, lemon, honey, boiling water. Drink till you pass out. Wake up feeling like a million bucks.
Wyatt Harris
rum
Landon Harris
I don't drink.
David Hall
Begin new W streak
Jacob Foster
You're shit out of luck then, RIP
Bentley Cooper
Start
Blake Lopez
I drank in college, but I haven't since then.
John Morales
>bobby ryan's postgame
Had no idea he was that autismal
David Lee
>trying this hard
Awwwwww isn't that cute.
Jaxson Phillips
We hold division still
Jeremiah Davis
REEEEEE STOP FUCKING WINNING
Samuel Rogers
a good thread that would prob stay up and get people upset on hfboards would be to pose the question: Is McDavid just the Ronda Rousey of the NHL? We haven't seen a lot of him relatively speaking and with so many good young players in the league, is it just a matter of time before we find out he is merely good and not great
Matthew Diaz
My dad says McDavid reminds him of Modano.
Luke Hughes
sameguy
Parker Kelly
bumping better thread
Brandon Campbell
then your dad's either retarded or didn't actually watch him play much
Daniel Edwards
So you graduated less than 10 days ago. You're probably pretty dehydrated.
Ryder King
No
Alexander Butler
Put yanks in septic tanks.
Dominic Johnson
And here I thought only one fin had brain damage.
Caleb Gomez
Star speckled bananas BTFO
Connor Murphy
What did he mean by this?
Ian Jackson
>Thinkings of open net sitter goals serviced by my superior teammates
Noah Flores
W-why are they kissing. This is lewd.
William Green
Apologize
Dylan Reyes
pls hepl
Anthony Johnson
Only if you concede Matthews is better
Wyatt Mitchell
I have a 6 pound pork shoulder in my slow cooker. It is currently at high and has been for about an hour. I hope to have it done in 5 hours. At what point should I turn it down to low? I was thinking after 3 hours, so it would be 3 on high 3 on low.
Also the laffs suck penisdick LOL
Mason Rogers
thoughts on how drumpf and his (((supportres))) got absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT last night by Meryln "Orange Potato Slayer" Streep?
Drumpfkin suicide rate spiked
Austin Diaz
What the fuck is a penisdick
Cameron Anderson
He was so buttmad he called her overrated. Calling Merlyn Streep overrated is retarded.
Juan Morris
nth for BRUINS
I would do high on 1.5-2 and low for 4, but it really depends on our personal preference.
Alexander Gonzalez
>mfw pork shoulder
Nah you keep it on low the entire time. I usually cook mine for 12 hours on low so it falls apart but I don't know what you want to do, I'm referring to pulled pork though
Nathan Gray
>Still mad that Hitlery Clinton lost
Kek
Connor Lee
I am slightly worried that the guy with the authority to launch nukes gets shook by a rich old woman so easily, t.b.h.
Juan Jones
I'm making pulled pork. I started it late which is why it is on high now. It is only going to have 6-7 hours cook time. I normally shred it and leave in the juices for another half hour minimum. Did a vinegar heavy seasoning this time.
Jaxon Baker
Yawn Hannity is pitching a TANTRUM
Juan Cook
>mfw vinegar heavy seasoning
Nice nice, I usually make mine in root beer and use a bourbon dry rub for max memes
Can this be how /hoc/ is from now on
William Taylor
no surprise that a burger would want to turn /hoc/ into an anime/food posting shitfest
Daniel Smith
Where's Austria? They changed a goal from Saturdays game, Grabner officially scored a hat trick.
Evan Garcia
>low talent pool country talking
Still mad that America and finland are better at hockey
Jordan Nelson
>drumpf babies all mad telling Meryl Streep to shut up cause shes just a celebrity >mfw they forgot drumpf was a celebrity
James Nguyen
Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors >Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors >Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors >Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors >Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors >Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
Tyler Sanchez
>low talent pool then how come your team has a canadian plurality on it?
>binland didnt they get relegated?
Julian Ortiz
Aren't the lottery picks just 1-3? There is literally nothing wrong with sending a 1st round pick to a lower league to develop. Unless you are the retarded soilers management and development is an impossible feat.
Michael Reed
>The most hyped finnish player to date >Sent to minors
Christian Nguyen
>Who's the captain of all those canadian teams >which nationality are all the generational prospects again
Classic canadians claiming relevancy when no one gave a shit about the sport
Kayden Ward
>Puljujarvi to minors and nothing of value was lost, t.b.h.
James Smith
Are you cooking for yourself? 6 pounds seem pretty fucking huge, that's gotta be at least 8-10 meals depending on what else you've added?
But if you only got 6 hours, 3/3 might be best.
Samuel Lee
That's just dinner for your average burger m8
Juan Taylor
It is going to be for 3 people, and yes I intend to have leftovers for multiple lunches
Cameron Bell
>Who's the captain of all those canadian teams
Van - Sedin - SWE Cal - Giordano - CAN Edm - McJesus - CAN Win - Wheeler - USA Tor - Vacant Ott - Karlsson - SWE Mtl - Pacioretty - USA
>which nationality are all the generational prospects again
top Canadian - McDavid - 48P top American - Matthews - 35P
if anime is relevant here, why are you the only one posting it?
Jason Baker
Pacioretty is the worst captain in the NHL
Christopher Fisher
Brown used to be. Landeskog is also questionable. He is a temperamental babby. Benn is also a good but produces enough to overshadow that fact.
Isaac Thomas
Benn is not even close to being the worst captain in the NHL. Giordano, Landeskog, Pacioretty, Ryan McDonagh, Giroux are all pretty shit captains.
Dylan Perez
Lottery pick used to mean 1-5
Levi Price
>pulju to minors >orange jerseys will be the new home for oils this is possibly the worst day for Edmonton since they traded gretzky fans are gonna be pissed about the jersey change
Justin Hernandez
>mcjesus LOL So the only good teams are from out of your country you say and check Toronto as Matthews, you know exactly why it's vacant.
Matthews > Mcmeme
More goals on a much much MUCH worse line. If Matthews had half the line Mcdavid did he'd be leading the NHL In points and goals, get over canacucks
Andrew Jenkins
Did they change it to orange because mcautism likes it?
Austin Fisher
Adidas is too lazy to make more than 2 jerseys so all teams have to chose whether to keep their 3rd jerseys
Mason Sullivan
>he rates eberle and Lucic
Christopher Harris
Matthews has shit stick handling and shit skating compared to mcmeme. also, Matthews has 35 points and mcmeme has 48 with only 3 more GP.
because "muh heritage"
this is true. hopefully calgary gets rid of that clusterfuck they've had for a decade or two
Cameron Lee
Do you consider point production the only metric? If you you forgot to include Mikko "most times kicked out of a faceoff" Koivu, at least before this year. Benn takes dumb rage penalties that I wouldn't consider leadership material. What do you have against McDonagh and Giroux?
>has shit stick handling skills Literally what lol, I can sorta give you skating skills but he makes it up for it tenfold with his body positioning and engaging to just overpower 99% of his matchups
>2 60 point players >not being a total line babby
Matthews is 3rd in goals with actual 4th liners and penalty killers,
mcretard fans on suicide watch
Kayden Cook
McDavid is a speed babby that's about to be exposed as people around the league have figured out his niche. He wont amount to shit anymore. Matthews has no weaknesses to his game to be exploited and will be the future GOAT.
Joshua Ortiz
t. professional finnish scout
Jayden Lewis
>manlet rapist had a 3 point night noice
Nolan Johnson
good post greatest ally/friend
Elijah Thomas
>bitter lib Go Laine yourself.
Julian Harris
I never said benn was one of the best captains in the NHL. I would say he's average. >Giroux Hasnt even made it out of the first round since being named captain. Has the most points since 2010 and yet still can't even crack team Canada. He just doesn't strike me as a good captain. He's an amazing player but not someone who has captain qualities >McDonagh Not only is he overrated as a defenseman, he's 27 and played exactly 1 full season in the NHL. He's made of glass. Hard to lead a team when you're constantly rehabbing something
I will give you koivu as well he isn't that great either.
Hudson Murphy
He was +5, so why send him down? he was objectively helping the team.
Lincoln Collins
Greatest captain of all time?
Bentley Kelly
>not my country >I get to watch americans attempt to defend that idiot for years I win
Nathaniel Wilson
Because youre stunting his development. He's better off getting top line minutes in a weaker league. He has the size but he has to work on his hockey IQ and skating.
James Jones
Defending Trump is just as stupid as defending Clinton tbf guys
Xavier Powell
Saku Koivu Even though he was a manlet he managed to beat cancer