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Paulina Gretzky edition

Laine ded subedition


CAR:Sebastian Aho's pair knocks off Bruins in OT
PIT:Conor Sheary's goal, assist lead Pens over TB
CLM:Sergei Bobrovsky, Jackets down Flyers in OT
BOS:Bruins tab Zane McIntyre vs Carolina on Sun
ANA:Ryan Getzlaf out again Sunday vs. Minnesota
WPG:Jets diagnose Patrik Laine with a concussion
WPG:Laine not on ice for Jets' practice Sunday
OTT:Craig Anderson not back until end January
PHI:German Rubtsov could be heading to America
SJ:Joe Pavelski scores twice to hit 600 points
WAS:Braden Holtby faces 30 shots in shutout win
CAL:Chad Johnson helps Flames end Canucks' run

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Put finns in bins

>sir gay bob ross

Are you actually talking shit about Bob Ross? Because I will kick your ass.

>Paulina Gretzky edition
>she smokes
dropped

nah.

she and DJ were probably skiing the slopes

She smokes pole too.

sook

Good, I doubt Bob would like that.

I Lained myself. My ear was clogged from my cold so I hit myself in the ear a bunch of times. I couldn't walk straight afterward.

If she smokes, she pokes.

Balance comes from your inner ear so you likely just fucked that up instead of your hearing

Fuckin faggot doesn't even know about happy little trees

It's unclogged now, so mission accomplished.

What part of my post made you think I dont know about God Ross? I will paint your bedroom with alerizerin crimson if you know what i mean.

is this the one you retards are posting in for real

I AM A GIANT TRIPFAG SO I SHOULD BE EXEMPT FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH OTHER POSTS
IM A TRIPFAG PLEASE FUCK MY ASS

Mmm yes I want to baby please let me slide gently into that tight bootyhole. I want to stretch it out and then shoot my hot and sticky semen inside and then lick it while it seeps out of your doughnut hole

>there are people who bang chicks like her on regular basis
L-lads...

>CLM

Preferred cold remedy, /hoc/? Bought some DayQuil.

Rye, lemon, honey, boiling water.
Drink till you pass out. Wake up feeling like a million bucks.

rum

I don't drink.

Begin new W streak

You're shit out of luck then, RIP

Start

I drank in college, but I haven't since then.

>bobby ryan's postgame

Had no idea he was that autismal

>trying this hard

Awwwwww isn't that cute.

We hold division still

REEEEEE STOP FUCKING WINNING

a good thread that would prob stay up and get people upset on hfboards would be to pose the question: Is McDavid just the Ronda Rousey of the NHL? We haven't seen a lot of him relatively speaking and with so many good young players in the league, is it just a matter of time before we find out he is merely good and not great

My dad says McDavid reminds him of Modano.

sameguy

bumping better thread

then your dad's either retarded or didn't actually watch him play much

So you graduated less than 10 days ago. You're probably pretty dehydrated.

No

Put yanks in septic tanks.

And here I thought only one fin had brain damage.

Star speckled bananas BTFO

What did he mean by this?

>Thinkings of open net sitter goals serviced by my superior teammates

W-why are they kissing. This is lewd.

Apologize

pls hepl

Only if you concede Matthews is better

I have a 6 pound pork shoulder in my slow cooker. It is currently at high and has been for about an hour. I hope to have it done in 5 hours. At what point should I turn it down to low? I was thinking after 3 hours, so it would be 3 on high 3 on low.

Also the laffs suck penisdick LOL

thoughts on how drumpf and his (((supportres))) got absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT last night by Meryln "Orange Potato Slayer" Streep?

Drumpfkin suicide rate spiked

What the fuck is a penisdick

He was so buttmad he called her overrated. Calling Merlyn Streep overrated is retarded.

nth for BRUINS

I would do high on 1.5-2 and low for 4, but it really depends on our personal preference.

>mfw pork shoulder

Nah you keep it on low the entire time. I usually cook mine for 12 hours on low so it falls apart but I don't know what you want to do, I'm referring to pulled pork though

>Still mad that Hitlery Clinton lost

Kek

I am slightly worried that the guy with the authority to launch nukes gets shook by a rich old woman so easily, t.b.h.

I'm making pulled pork. I started it late which is why it is on high now. It is only going to have 6-7 hours cook time. I normally shred it and leave in the juices for another half hour minimum. Did a vinegar heavy seasoning this time.

Yawn Hannity is pitching a TANTRUM

>mfw vinegar heavy seasoning

Nice nice, I usually make mine in root beer and use a bourbon dry rub for max memes

Can this be how /hoc/ is from now on

no surprise that a burger would want to turn /hoc/ into an anime/food posting shitfest

Where's Austria? They changed a goal from Saturdays game, Grabner officially scored a hat trick.

>low talent pool country talking

Still mad that America and finland are better at hockey

>drumpf babies all mad telling Meryl Streep to shut up cause shes just a celebrity
>mfw they forgot drumpf was a celebrity

Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
>Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
>Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
>Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
>Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors
>Oilers send lottery pick Jesse Puljujarvi to minors

>low talent pool
then how come your team has a canadian plurality on it?

>binland
didnt they get relegated?

Aren't the lottery picks just 1-3?
There is literally nothing wrong with sending a 1st round pick to a lower league to develop. Unless you are the retarded soilers management and development is an impossible feat.

>The most hyped finnish player to date
>Sent to minors

>Who's the captain of all those canadian teams
>which nationality are all the generational prospects again


Classic canadians claiming relevancy when no one gave a shit about the sport

>Puljujarvi to minors
and nothing of value was lost, t.b.h.

Are you cooking for yourself? 6 pounds seem pretty fucking huge, that's gotta be at least 8-10 meals depending on what else you've added?

But if you only got 6 hours, 3/3 might be best.

That's just dinner for your average burger m8

It is going to be for 3 people, and yes I intend to have leftovers for multiple lunches

>Who's the captain of all those canadian teams

Van - Sedin - SWE
Cal - Giordano - CAN
Edm - McJesus - CAN
Win - Wheeler - USA
Tor - Vacant
Ott - Karlsson - SWE
Mtl - Pacioretty - USA

>which nationality are all the generational prospects again

top Canadian - McDavid - 48P
top American - Matthews - 35P

if anime is relevant here, why are you the only one posting it?

Pacioretty is the worst captain in the NHL

Brown used to be. Landeskog is also questionable. He is a temperamental babby. Benn is also a good but produces enough to overshadow that fact.

Benn is not even close to being the worst captain in the NHL. Giordano, Landeskog, Pacioretty, Ryan McDonagh, Giroux are all pretty shit captains.

Lottery pick used to mean 1-5

>pulju to minors
>orange jerseys will be the new home for oils
this is possibly the worst day for Edmonton since they traded gretzky
fans are gonna be pissed about the jersey change

>mcjesus
LOL
So the only good teams are from out of your country you say and check Toronto as Matthews, you know exactly why it's vacant.

Matthews > Mcmeme

More goals on a much much MUCH worse line. If Matthews had half the line Mcdavid did he'd be leading the NHL In points and goals, get over canacucks

Did they change it to orange because mcautism likes it?

Adidas is too lazy to make more than 2 jerseys so all teams have to chose whether to keep their 3rd jerseys

>he rates eberle and Lucic

Matthews has shit stick handling and shit skating compared to mcmeme.
also, Matthews has 35 points and mcmeme has 48 with only 3 more GP.

because "muh heritage"

this is true.
hopefully calgary gets rid of that clusterfuck they've had for a decade or two

Do you consider point production the only metric? If you you forgot to include Mikko "most times kicked out of a faceoff" Koivu, at least before this year. Benn takes dumb rage penalties that I wouldn't consider leadership material. What do you have against McDonagh and Giroux?

no

McDavid rates Lucic

youtube.com/watch?v=YEs_bsSs0Xo

>has shit stick handling skills
Literally what lol, I can sorta give you skating skills but he makes it up for it tenfold with his body positioning and engaging to just overpower 99% of his matchups


>2 60 point players
>not being a total line babby

Matthews is 3rd in goals with actual 4th liners and penalty killers,

mcretard fans on suicide watch

McDavid is a speed babby that's about to be exposed as people around the league have figured out his niche. He wont amount to shit anymore. Matthews has no weaknesses to his game to be exploited and will be the future GOAT.

t. professional finnish scout

>manlet rapist had a 3 point night
noice

good post greatest ally/friend

>bitter lib
Go Laine yourself.

I never said benn was one of the best captains in the NHL. I would say he's average.
>Giroux
Hasnt even made it out of the first round since being named captain. Has the most points since 2010 and yet still can't even crack team Canada. He just doesn't strike me as a good captain. He's an amazing player but not someone who has captain qualities
>McDonagh
Not only is he overrated as a defenseman, he's 27 and played exactly 1 full season in the NHL. He's made of glass. Hard to lead a team when you're constantly rehabbing something

I will give you koivu as well he isn't that great either.

He was +5, so why send him down? he was objectively helping the team.

Greatest captain of all time?

>not my country
>I get to watch americans attempt to defend that idiot for years
I win

Because youre stunting his development. He's better off getting top line minutes in a weaker league. He has the size but he has to work on his hockey IQ and skating.

Defending Trump is just as stupid as defending Clinton tbf guys

Saku Koivu
Even though he was a manlet he managed to beat cancer