This thread is cursed

This thread is cursed.
If you post in it, you will become a woman when you wake up tomorrow.
So don't post in it.

This is fake. There's no way I'm going to turn into a beautiful, slender, young blonde woman tomorrow. It's just not going to happen.

Would I be a sexy girl or a weird SJW with a short blue/green/red haircut and a disgusting body ?

Oops I posted

Eat my ass OP

Gib pussy

Woops

a sexy and cute anime girl or some 3D shit?

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Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work Please work

Don't threaten me with a good time.

please

I call bullshit

Oh no, I've posted!

Now I'll:
>Have a vagina
>Experience female orgasms
>Wear pretty clothes, perfumes, and makeup
>Date and fuck men without it being gay
>Get treated like dirt by a dominant guy
>Get protected by a nice guy
>Be able to get pregnant

That's terrible. I've certainly never dreamed of having all those things.

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>Thinking that's not already what I want

it's working

Calling bs

No

please

pls

Fake and gay. No way I will wake up as a submissive long haired loli.

you dont own me

op pls

Ha what no voodoo lead in? Weak.

this

Lies

I maek poost

Ok, thanks for the heads up

Oh shit, i'm accidentaly posting in this thread ;/

It better be cursed

ok , pls give me a nice juicy pussy and a nice dubs of titts

aw fuck yea pls do me

okay

please

we finna get cursed

I don't know if curse is the right word for that.

Just to spite you I'm gonna be a feminazi bitch and ruin everyone's day everywhere I go.

Yay I've always wanted to be paid less !

what a shame

the way you worded it it makes it look like you think we dont want to have tits

I wish ;_;

lol

lol

Say no more fam

Kek no

:(

i would like to be a girl just for a day just too see what its like and to fuck around and get free shit for having boobies!!!

what if you are already a woman

Cancer

Not cancer

Don't overdo it

+1

For the love of God, please work

+1

You Never said I'd lose my dick did you know

I hope this works

Bullshit

1+

+1

Ur gay

Banter sure

dont tell me what to do

This isn't a bad thing.

Why not

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Well shit nigga

I'm gonna go with false.

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aight then

no u

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I don't want to become a woman

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lol despair

Will I be pretty?

Woops

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Wait what do you mean "don't post"? Like this?

I bet you might dick, I'll still be a man

nigga

woman (female)?
otherwise pls no

Roll

i wish

Hell yeah

Let's see what fate has to say about this

>becums woman
>looks hot asf
>takes a recording of myself masturbating
>masturbate to the video i recorded

Can't risk it might as well post

I-i dont want to b-be a woman OP, no way

If this were true, I'd make so much porn and sell it, become rich. Even if I was ugly, /b would deliver. I'd be a fucking little whore for sure.

what if I'm already a girl?

n-not that I am... or anything

oops

Ayyy

Ah shit, accidentally did the captcha

oh no my finger slipped

At least I won't be gay :^]

oops

no

My fucking sides

i want this but i have protector doggo

Well..

Meh, could be fun