It's 2016 Sup Forums why aren't you a Satanist?

It's 2016 Sup Forums why aren't you a Satanist?

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>Assuming there arent satanist in Sup Forums

because im not 14 anymore

this
most of Sup Forums are satanists but may not realise it

Because satan is the most flawed character who ever existed, and emulating that character would be folly.

Satansm is great as a decontamination from a lot of the psychological hangups we acquire as a result of a Judeo-Christian upbringing, and encourages free thought, but lingering too long would be a mistake. Take the useful stuff (and there is plenty of it) but take free thought to its logical conclusion and leave when you're done. Seek intellectual and spiritual satisfaction somewhere more serious.

Only Satan accepts all of God's children unconditionally.

That fuckwit Jehovah only accepts mindless tools.

Because my parents gave me attention when I was a child

I call my Luciferian, that way it hurts the feelings of both Christians and the Satanists that cry, "b-but he's not real, we just pretend he is to be edgy!"

We only praise Kek here.

I have to pay to be part of the Church of Satan.I'm also not in high school anymore.

>worshiping a fallen created being

Satanist? You're basically a Jew.

I am a satanist.

Satanists are just atheists trying to be edgy.

Ted Cruz dropped out last week

Poorfag detected
>can't even come up with 200$ for the Dark Lord
>not 14

mfw

Because you can't compete with the savage fucks who are naturals.
They own penal battalions and important property. You own a pc and some anime figures, maybe a couple weapons.
Some of you are their thralls. You know what I mean.
They got the crowbar and get excited about using it.
Most of us here are flimsy doorjams.
Stockholm syndrome won't make you capable of dealing with them.
Meditation and virtue will.
Godspeed...whatever it is.

What's the 8th grade like?

rare

thanks bonger

Nah it's starts with atheism

Atheists are just saying what they're not

Satanists are telling you what we are.

Satanism is a religion, that for some reason, is butthurt about Christianity. I read LaVey's book when I was 12 and even back then I found it retarded. It sounded like a butthurt teenage boy crying about how people won't be as edgy as he is.

Because LaVey was a literal halachic Jew. Dude, that pentagram even has Heeb symbols on it, you fucking retard.

No. That's what the Pope wants.

But so?
Seriously that's as lame and arguement as "YUOR A WHITE MAYYYYLE"

Why havent you killed yourself OP, Why worship god..... but then why the fuck worship satan

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Honestly, no troll; How old are you? I only wonder because I genuinely used to think just like you in this regard.

We don't worship anything

Protip Satan=adversary

They're the reason behind this whole mess....
The Evil Jewish Bloodline.

40
What does my age have to do with anything. Most CoS members are 30+

>people think satanism is all about sacraficing babies and taking over the world
>its actually a pretty sensible and based cross between hedonism and survivalist to get the most out of life without being a cuck to anything else

reminder satan killed just one family in the bible because god told him to while god exterminated the entire human race bar one family

ITT: Juden

thisiszionism.blogspot.com/2008/02/jewish-child-sacrifice-and-jewish.html

>We don't worship anything

You're worse than a religiousfag, you're a crystal-woo hippy...

No one spends half a fucking book on enochian keys and invocations just to be an atheist.

Basically Satanism is the law of attraction for goth kids. Which is not deism, but it isn't atheism either. It's metaphysical jibberish.

We actually hold the Amazing Randi in high regard. Greater Magic is psychodrama/Intellectual Decompression and Lesser Magic is like NLP/hypnosis

Biggest faggot ever am I right guys?

HAIL SATAN

AVE SATANI

I was a diehard CoS admirer for about 4 years during my late teens and early 20s, membership and tattoos and everything. I then realized that the reason why I was in that mindset was because I was rebelling against my upbringing as a Christian. I then grew out of it. I still am not Christian, but I am definitely not a "satanist." It is a complete value inversion of Christianity so there is no reason for me to give a shit about it. It works under the assumption that anything Christian is "bad" so the opposite must be good. That vein of logic is nigger-juju tier garbage. If you truly are 40 then you are one degenerated mouth breather who either hasn't or won't reproduce or your children will grow up to be trannies or faggots and your legacy will be pissed away in the stream of time.

Oooh scathing rebuttal

Because then you're acknowledging bible, you're just edgier Christian giving fuck about different being in imaginary pantheon.

Gnostic here: have fun stuck in the cycle.

>Greater Magic is psychodrama/Intellectual Decompression and Lesser Magic is like NLP/hypnosis

Don't bother. He's not going to care.

I don't think you've "grown" out of anything you never really were.

Now you're on the "old white male" arguement. Never change

Because I finished High School

Alchemist here. Making the cycle work for us, every single day.

Right?

Have fun with your tin foil hat

I feel the same way now. I admit that I was a fucking tool and bought into that shit but soon realized that I was being an edgy faggot and dropped out. LaVey was just being a typica lJew DNA driven usurper and tried to start a rebellion hellbent on undermining Western Civilization. He was a kike faggot who deserved to go early.

The SMT games are pretty good.

>not having a faith
>not having something that you can devote time to that is both free and spiritually fulfilling

I feel bad for you, nigger.

ABSOLUTE HERESY

YOU ARE TRAITORS TO MANKIND

>The Inquisition recommends self-inflicted lobotomization

Maybe, but you're still stuck on the "rebellious outlier" level which is a doctrine fit for high-schoolers and twenty-somethings. Try experiencing normal life, like starting a family and then reassess your positions. But maybe you are just an obese neckbeard who can't find a mate to save your own genetic legacy. Life's not fair, but I don't care.

>BUT YOU'RE A WHITE MALE1111

>stop liking what I dont like

Venom is a great band

>Have daughter - gets raped and killed by nigger
>Have son- gets imprisoned and killed by elites after the economy collapses.

Lol!!! Nice try, faggot. Your attempt at logic inversion is laughable at best. Have fun spending the rest of your life alone in solace as the world around you grows ever increasingly darker. After all (according to you), when you die you cease to be. You will only be remembered if some degenerate on this cesspool of a website decides to archive this thread so they can post it on Yiddit to make fun of you, Go whack it to some tranny porn now, you Gaytheist retard.

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>be a satanist
>be fucking subtle about it

The original shitlord meme trolls

>went to the crossroads
>made a deal with the devil
>band blows up
>rivers of pussy
>want for nothing

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>youtube.com/watch?v=7IJovmgDJPY

God, I want Lucifer to fuck me!

Because jewish religion is for human cancer.

Explain that symbol

Thats a Jewish symbol

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Was this thread made by undercover mods to find those who don't obey global rule 2?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet

It's literally nonsense based on Church propaganda.

Cuz i worship a much more demonic religion already

Tell us more Israel.
Who is your Elohim?

Jesus is the way... And Anton was a scam artist, his family after he died was in a little hectic fight over the money of the church...that's how you know they were all in it for the money

Shekels and humus ofcourse

I passed grade 8

Because it has absolutely nothing to do with true esotericism or the occult.

You understand nothing about Black Metal. If you judge by the little amount of theistic satanist bands (you can count them using your fingers - there would be gorgoroth, behexen, satanic warmaster and watain IIRC), then you are not intelligent enough for this genre - you'd rather go to your death or thrash metal.

I have to say that Folk and Black Metal are for white Europeans. They mostly hold conservative views, so they aren't fit for rebel kids - these genres are for humans who comprehend the message and sense the bond with the customs and ancestors.

Black Metal mostly promovates heathenry; and not satanism, if you don't understand which side of anti-Christianity is it about, then you don't understand the genre. And modern BM is mostly atmospheric or folkish, only the 90s one is straight anti Christian.
Black Metal is for those who feel hatred and disdain for the biggest part of the society, for those nostalgic for the times of yore, regardless of religion.

I'm an Orthodox who listens to Black Metal and I would tell you to fuck yourselves.

Does the line start here?

Satan should only be admired as a symbolic figure of rebellion. If you sport the Gadsden flag and love the American spirit, you are more in line with Satan than you think.

"Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven."

"All is not lost, the unconquerable will, and study of revenge, immortal hate, and the courage never to submit or yield. And what is else not to be overcome?"

i don't even want to ctrl-F "edgy" which is the easiest, gayest way to dismiss any metaphorical interest in a mythological figure as an inspiration for social, political or cultural views.

the idea of "worshipping Satan" is fucking absolutely retarded, because Satan embodies the defiance of worship/obedience to a higher power. To be "satanic" would be to defy God, authority, and to rebel against that power. If you took some kind of orders from Satan you would be contradicting his spirit and doing his name shame, just like Christians who do not imitate Christ do not honor him when calling themselves Christians.

I would say that people who imitate Satan would survive over people who imitate Christ, every single time.

good post

because I was born before 2004, and therefore am not 12

>"Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven."

I love how everyone misunderstands this quote. When Milton penned it, it was as a declaration of supreme ignorance, pride and vanity. Reigning in Hell was the ultimate, ultimate punishment, and being the king of Hell was to be nothing more than the most evil and irredeemable of evils.

These days, people don't see the words "heaven" and "hell" in there. They see the words "reign" and "serve", because they are so highly individualistic that all they care about is personal ideal, profit and loss. Serving in heaven was once something glorious and perfect. Being part of something, giving your spirit wholeheartedly to the ultimate good, without pride or folly.

Satan was (and is) an idiotic character who couldn't get over simple vanities, and the fact that most people, in their ignorance, share those vanities is something that we should be ashamed of, not build a cult around.

Dacianbro swinging.

I was at the zoo with my family and I saw a girl in her twenties wearing a "smoke meth hail satan" shirt

When are you coming home? It's been months Senpai

And i'm here for another 2. Finishing the job at the end of June, a few days late for the Brexit vote, unfortunately..

Because all who are have only been epin trolled by satan. He is the "enemy." He persecutes you when you sin. Especially the horrible ones. Christ already paid for your sins. If you believe in Christ and that he died for your sins, and follow Christ's teachings, then when satan pops up you can tell him that you're going to just trust in God's judgement.
Boom. satan takes off. All those who claim allegiance to satan are the biggest fools since foolishness came to fooltown. You've been trolled by the biggest troll in history.
Sorry, but someone had to tell you.

> Cacao

Moar liek Blackao, amirite?

Dubbles confirm, faith is good.

Also, thanks for the having of the back, user. Get tons of hate (on Sup Forums and IRL) for being Gnostic.

Satanism will grow more and more popular.

Because if you are a Christian and you turn the other cheek people will smack you as hard as possible. Liberalism and satanism are most compatible religion. Liberalism is based on greed, lust, lies, money, materialism. This is exactly opposite what """G*d"""" wants.

In liberalism Christianity is sickness literally unto death.

>then when satan pops up you can tell him that you're going to just trust in God's judgement

So, basically, Satan is the cultural marxist that comes to Sup Forums and says "yeah, brah, fuck dah rich, we are the 99%, right Sup Forumstards?". He ain't a human. Never been one. Pretends to know what it's like to shuck people into following him, and gets pissy when they don't.

>being Gnostic
Not enough people are, probably because they're scared of David Icke, or something. It's a shame, because I think more people here ought to be taking the green pill. Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

its 2016 why are you still shit posting faggot?

You as well.

Stupid. Hedonism is selfish, Libertarianism and anarchocapitalism should be fueled by collectivism/nationalism NOT satanism/hedonism. The last thing America needs is to slowly become a Syndicalist society ran by Satanists... We're already 90% there goddammit

That's what Kekfaggots unknowingly are.

>imblying there aren't things out there other than Satan

All deities seek souls, brother.

Because it's redundant and for people aren't mature enough to let go of superstition. Equivalent is this:

>"Goddamn I hate soft drinks" (Sodas)
>hmmm, Coca cola is the WORST of them all!
>Oh look, a pepsi! Coca Cola's worst enemy. let's drink this instead.
>"Yeh...Goddamn Soda"

>Gnosticism
I'm gonna drink some goddamn water

Islam is militant Mtn Dew fags.
Buddhism is, like, enjoying whatevery liquid comes by. Perfect analogy, actually.

Alchemists in the corner drinking home-brewed ale, wondering why everyone is so disgusted at it. It's not perfect, but it was made with love.

Christians wearing coca-cola t shirts, coca cola hats, talking about coca cola but actually drinking pepsi.

Catholics drinking coca cola, but only because it's expected. He's rather be drinking tea.

Muslims drinking energy drinks, and screaming to everyone else about how it makes them feel awesome, bearing down on anyone that mentions taurine.

Russian orthodox crunching down on ice cubes because drinking is for faggots.

Buddhists kind of want some booze, but they're halfway through a bland protein shake, so fuck it.

Jainists manning the bar, giving everyone what they want without judging them.


who are we missing?

Oh, also:

Jews refusing to buy drinks, taking sips of everyone else's when they go to the toilet, and when they're caught, saying: "oh, come on...i'm really thirsty!"

why do you want more goods?

because you are selfish, vainglorious, because you think happiness lies in possession of material things, because you want to fuck qt of whatever gender and put your penis in whatever hole they have to increase your satisfaction

this is the way people go, because degeneracy is easy and self-control, detailed study, keeping in touch with reality, facts and all is hard, frustrating, time consuming and other

so if you put more degeneracy into more degeneracy you get...

whatever, poor nations are less disillusioned

but there are many satanists here too, they just do not know