NFL: Cowboys and Texans both in divisional round - Cowboys NFC favorites
NBA: Rockets and Spurs are both Western Conference Contenders and have raped the Warriors
MLB: Astros and Rangers are both the best teams in the AL West
NHL: Stars are good
How many championships will we win in the next 5 years?
>houston v dallas owl
God help us
Houston vs Dallas in the SB
Houston vs Dallas in the ALCS
Houston vs San Antonio in the WCF
Stars aren't very good this year
>You'll never be a Texan
why live?
An All Texas Super Bowl. Thy Will Be Done. - Hank Hill
>Buy gun
>LRN 2 Ride
>Live in state w stand your ground
That and be superior, and you're pretty much set
Remember the Alamo, Hail Sam Houston, Rmove Santa Anna, etc.
What's the minority situation looking like in Texas?
It all sounds so wonderful
Mexicans who live around me voted for trump, most of them are legal and speak really good English. I have gotten a few deported who work grill at the restaurant I work at because they were spouting liberal tier memes.
Pretty much majority in most cities, Houston especially. In small towns, further from border, less brown. Fugg tho, in my county its
>40% "White"
>30% White
>20% African Gentlemen
>10% Vietnamese
45.3% white
Californians and nigger are pouring into Burleson, it used to be a white suburb but now it's white trash and blacks in some places.
An Addendum- The more isolated the Mexican, the more likely to be fully Americanized. Particularly, land owning Mexicans are without fail trustworthy and respectable individuals. Like me
lmao seen >leaf lately? No city over 100K has a white majority
>Californians
Probably the worst influx we have right now.
In other news, RIP Austin
Holy shit
We are now in the era of Texas
Speaking as a beaner American who lives in Houston, it's not that bad, worst we had was when the Louisiana niggers came here during Katrina but that actually united most houstonians even our niggers against them. Good times, good times.
I have a raiders fan who lives me, his family is a bunch of fucking hippie Jews.
Burleson has always had white trash, it's not like those Californians brought their 40+ year old double wides next to the camero on blocks. but it is growing, never seen a nig there
How much did they lower your property value by?
And I'm very sorry about that user. Wish I could help you
Houston and Austin are the best cities in Texas, arguably the country. That's why fake ass Cali fags are flocking here like a disease.
Not wrong. Hell, 10 years ago I knew they'd realize its literally cheaper, better living. Maybe we should've tanked the economy permanently in 08
YES. 100x YES. Fucking Katrina niggers turned my school into a shitshow.
>not thy will be done
Most excited about stars cowboys and Texans desu
Wish my Mavs would do better
How can non-Texans even compete??
Literally no one from another country knows where the fuck you're from if you're not from Cali, Texas, Florida, or New York
>How can non-Texans even compete
By flashing shit done before the introduction of the fucking AR-15
Reminder that no one loves America more than texas
Aside from the secessionists
Every native born Texan is a successionist at heart. We're Texan first and American second. Doesn't mean don't love the country and the belief it was built upon.
Houston is actually pretty docile compared to other big citites considering it's like the most racially diverse major metropolitan in the US or something.
Arlington should be considered the niggerest city ever
I mean you're right.
>Tfw you know a Jefferson Davis
Never been, also does anyone know if Austin is as numale as they say it is? Are the huge amount of Asians worth going there? Is it a good party city like it supposedly is?
The confederacy is strong here
once Apple opens, the state is fucked
the californians will probably force state income taxes into law
arlington has some country thug black people.
austin is numale af, yes. I don't think there's a HUGE amount of asians in austin but they are qt af, just like most girls there. it is an excellent party city
>astros are one of the best teams in AL West
I'm an Astros fan and no.
>lol texans are so good
Literally someone had to win that garbage-ass division, maybe these threads will finally fucking die after this weekend.
Rosanna's down in Texarkana, wanted me to push her broom
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon
And Allison's in Galveston somehow lost her sanity
And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law looking for me
Well if you live in a place like Waco or Austin, you could literally claim all Texas teams and there would be nothing wrong.
>you could literally claim all Texas teams and there would be nothing wrong.
Yes there would be.
I remember when Katrina "refugees" invaded my high school and rioted against the local niggers. It was great.
We segregate pretty hard on principle. It's tacitly agreed, no one fucks with anyone else.
>I have gotten a few deported
and now you're shortstaffed or have to clean dishes, nice job asshole
Does Houston have any Mexicans?
We can clean our own goddamn dishes, you fucking elitist. Just because YOU feel above doing this doesn't mean others don't want an honest pay for honest work.
most people aren't willing to do that kind of work
most people are too entitled to sink so low as to work a menial meaningless job for shit pay
as opposed to illegals, who are willing to do whatever job they're given - even if they are given shit working conditions, no benefits, and are underpaid - cuz they're trying to send cash back to their families across the border
nothing wrong with that if you ask me
>nothing wrong with people violating our laws, having tons of kids to abuse the welfare systems, filling up entry-level positions so no one can enter a company and we have record young adult unemployment levels, all to bleed our country out of billions for people who want to annex a third of the country to their shitty hovels, all while bringing in drugs and crime, opening transportation for not just mexicans but Somalians, eritrieans and more that have no impact, ghettoize and add outlets for islamic terror
Build the wall
Deport them all
>stars are good
just lol
>people violating our laws
they get deported if they break the law, so most are smart enough to keep a low profile
>having tons of kids to abuse the welfare system
look at the stats, whites use up welfare way more than any minority, and also illegals don't qualify for welfare so I don't exactly understand your point
>filling up entry-level positions so no one can enter a company
dude they don't speak english how the fuck can you blame them for taking away jobs
>(here's the biggie): add outlets for islamic terror
you don't even realize that "islamic terror" isn't what you need to be worried about, man
jihadists are flashy and grab headlines, but there's mass surveillance of US mosques (and, fuck it, mass surveillance of muslims / sympathizers in general), and there's not much doubt that a wall won't do anything to help curb the flow of al qaida or whatever you're suggesting
the people you need to be worried about are the fucking cartels. they're better armed than the mexican military, they're rich, they're organized, they're blood thirsty (they put out beheading videos just like ISIS, and that shit is happening a mile south of the border, not in fucking Raqqa), and the biggest thing: they have a massive presence in the USA
you think cartel leaders want their kids and wives and parents living in shithole Mexico? they move them all to ritzy gated communities and sprawling ranches in border state
also, they're well armed here and have millions in the bank
I grew up in a very poor city, one of the poorest counties in the country, but if you went to a certain part of town, the streets were fucking lined with banks, with parking lots full of luxury cars and lobbies filled with marble. where's the money coming from: the fucking cartels
they're here, they're organized, and they have the capacity to take charge.
don't worry about broke ass illegals or about fucking ISIS: worry about nationals, cuz they're dangerous
>they get deported if they break the law
Except when they don't get caught. They won't engage in thug-shit, sure, but the money lost on social security fraud, emergency care, fraudulent tax papers, coordinated insurance scams and more keep illegals as a constant drain, and the solution is not forgiveness for people who would vote for the same policies that made them come here from their failed states.
>whites use up welfare way more than any minority
For their percentage of the population, proportionally all other minorities take far more welfare than whites do. And even that's not the case in some years. Also, by states, states with high minority populations such as deep south states have far greater welfare recipients than other states.
>you don't even realize that "islamic terror" isn't what you need to be worried about, man
A culture of war and death who will use whatever tools possible to break in and usurp the culture isn't worth worrying about. Okay.
>cartels
And how do you think drugs get in here? What is the incentive coyotes have to escort illegals? Drugs. Smuggle in a pack with you and you're suddenly a lot cheaper to transport. A stronger border security will cut the Cartel channels and stop the increase in their crime, and those channels are illegals.
I can fight multiple things at once, hombre. They all have to go back.
Now shut the fuck up, and talk sports on the sports board.
social security fraud? don't understand that, they don't collect social security benefits if they aren't citizens, man
emergency care? I'm a nurse, illegals are told to go to free clinics unless they're in dire condition...in which case what choice do we have? they deserve to be cared for
fraudulent tax papers? they don't pay taxes if they're living off the grid
coordinated insurance scams? ever paid attention to the tax and insurance fraud scams that florida prisoners are involved with? or poor white people? not a lot of minorities are doing that shit, man...not sure what you're implying
they can't vote if they're illegals
>And how do you think drugs get in here?
mostly through a lot of corrupt channels; my friend's dad is a border patrol agent (they make like 50k a year) and lives in a 250,000 dollar house and gets a new truck every year. how can he afford it? the same way anybody else can: he takes bribes and pockets confiscated drug money. the smuggling isn't going to stop because nobody in law enforcement is wiling to say no to the cartels. those guys threaten to kill your whole fucking family; I'd do whatever they told me, to be honest
again, you're worried about the wrong people
kek I go to UTA, but i would consider arlington more white than black. or maybe that's just me idk who gives a shit
yes obviously, and so does dallas
>the possibility of an all texas super bowl
>in houston
>which is to the southeast of arlen, texas from KOTH
HIS
WILL
BE
DONE
don't fuck this up, texans. all you gotta do is beat the patriots and the chiefs. the cowboys will be waiting after they handily crush the packers and the seahawks.
>Cowboys beating anyone not named the lion's in the playoffs
>In the 21st century
Lamoing at your life senpai
I was lucky, the one katrina guy that moved to my area wasn't a negro, and is a total bro.
>Stars are good
Not with that goaltending they aren't.
this meme isn't really true. Katy has a good amount of upper middle class black families
they SHOULD be good
just need to fire our dumbass coach and the shit tier assitants, get another top tier defenseman or develop one, oh and the biggest thing, GET A FUCKING GOALTENDER, the fucking cardboard cutout for practice than these two minnows
>the stars would be good if they changed 3 of the 4 major aspects on their team.
scared little puckers bitch spotted lmao.