Hey Sup Forumsros I need ur help. Hot milf inspector is coming to look at my apartment, and I wanna bone down. How should I approach. Pic unrelated
Hey Sup Forumsros I need ur help. Hot milf inspector is coming to look at my apartment, and I wanna bone down...
Self bump
if you got pics like that, why arent you already smashin?
Not the same girl
Is she a single mom
I don't know haha.
Does she have a fucking ring on her fourth finger or not you retard
Answer the door with your dick hanging out
Thumbs aren't fingers, you uncultured swine.
I don't know, and I'm not even sure if she has kids u retard. She just looks like a milf
Probs not aye, don't wanna get kicked out of my apartment
Then don't describe her as a fucking milf if you barely know anything about her
She only comes once every 3 months, and I'm not into small talk so I don't ask her any of this dumb shit. She's like 40, huge tits and a bit of a hunchback bcus of them, pretty slim otherwise, and short dark hair.
She looks like a milf tho u speg
If you have a big dick just get a boner in revealing gym shorts or something like that
Do a little kino, compliment her, be alpha and take initiative. Grab her by the pussy (so to speak), but don't be a rapist
Wtf is kino
And honestly, I don't have the best game sometimes, but when I get a boner on a date I have an extremely high success rate in getting laid
Girls love boners
Its getting to the point where I dont think you know what milf means
Look it up
It means you touch her
Touch her arm or shoulder and see how she reacts then start touching more intimate places
(i.e put your hand on her back as you are leading her into another room)
Do it naturally with the flow of the conversation
Thanks, will try and report back
Kys