Hey Sup Forumsros I need ur help. Hot milf inspector is coming to look at my apartment, and I wanna bone down...

Hey Sup Forumsros I need ur help. Hot milf inspector is coming to look at my apartment, and I wanna bone down. How should I approach. Pic unrelated

Self bump

if you got pics like that, why arent you already smashin?

Not the same girl

Is she a single mom

I don't know haha.

Does she have a fucking ring on her fourth finger or not you retard

Answer the door with your dick hanging out

Thumbs aren't fingers, you uncultured swine.

I don't know, and I'm not even sure if she has kids u retard. She just looks like a milf

Probs not aye, don't wanna get kicked out of my apartment

Then don't describe her as a fucking milf if you barely know anything about her

She only comes once every 3 months, and I'm not into small talk so I don't ask her any of this dumb shit. She's like 40, huge tits and a bit of a hunchback bcus of them, pretty slim otherwise, and short dark hair.

She looks like a milf tho u speg

If you have a big dick just get a boner in revealing gym shorts or something like that
Do a little kino, compliment her, be alpha and take initiative. Grab her by the pussy (so to speak), but don't be a rapist

Wtf is kino

And honestly, I don't have the best game sometimes, but when I get a boner on a date I have an extremely high success rate in getting laid
Girls love boners

Its getting to the point where I dont think you know what milf means

Look it up
It means you touch her
Touch her arm or shoulder and see how she reacts then start touching more intimate places
(i.e put your hand on her back as you are leading her into another room)
Do it naturally with the flow of the conversation

Thanks, will try and report back

Kys