don't let the Xecucks' nu-male fanbase override the fact that their God-King Starbucks stabbed the city in the back and sold the Sonics to OKC in the middle of the night
>relying on Nintendo to keep your baseball team >relying on Microsoft to keep your football team >hockey team went ~119 miles north to Vancouver, which is the Seattle-lite to Toronto's NYC-lite >only landmarks are a fucking needle, a fish market, and North America's tallest timebomb for a city backdrop >they had a fucking parade for MLS instead of chasing them out of the nation for cheering divegrass >metro so full of homeless and smugness that Bruce Lee had a heart attack and fucking died when he finally realized he was unironically living there >PEROSNALLY responsible for Hope Solo's Roast Beef, a violation of the Geneva Conventions on torture
is there truly any city more cucked than Seattle?
Isaiah James
OBSESSED
Aiden Thomas
KEK
Carter Bell
You know, the more I see people hating on the Seattle Seahawks, the more I actually want them to win. There's a sense of joy I get out of the "villains" of any sport winning their championship.
Jace Gutierrez
Literally strangle yourself with a bath towel, cuck
Angel Gomez
Obsessed
Logan Gutierrez
More like you're obsessed and you deserve every bit of this thread.
NO ONE IS ON YOUR SIDE, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, KEK
Noah Lewis
>didn't come to the games, didn't buy any merchandise, didn't support the organization in any way >team moves to more fertile market to keep from going bankrupt >"fucking Clay Bennett"
John Green
>have a hockey team 150 miles away >unironically held a parade for their divegrass team >Xeattlecucks ITT don't know how hated they are here that now they're resorting to claiming that we are obsessed
They are pathetic and sad. We should rageban everyone from Xeattle soon.
Nathan Rivera
t. Insecure flyover state poor cuck
Josiah Long
>blood splatters on 31s shoulders savage
Daniel Myers
t. Subhuman Muzzie who would get BTFO in the great heartland
Bentley Howard
>Armenia >calling others poor and irrelevant I seriously hope you're on a proxy or something
Carson Ramirez
I'm sorry, I'm not into autoerotic asphyxiation. Ask somebody on /soc/, faggot :^)
Joshua Taylor
>spent almost an hour fretting and puzzling, wracking his brain for a reply Wow, a real zinger, that. You sure showed him.
Daniel Rogers
This tbqhwyf and Seattle is a shit city.
Justin Long
Washington is literally a flyover state
Christopher Martin
>American education
Armenia is the oldest christian country in the world...
Carson Miller
Don't forget that the Xeahawks literally PAY a college team (Texas A&M) to use the phrase 12th man lmao
Pic related is the average Xeattle sports """fan"""
How can a city be so beta?
Adrian Taylor
I only see seven.
Levi Hughes
w-why are the canucks considered seattles hokei team?
Samuel Carter
Prolly just red from the field. The colors can rub off ya know.
Oliver Myers
thank you =3
Juan Cox
Everyone knows Transgendeattle is a shit tier city. But why make a thread? You just look like an obsessed retard
Ayden White
I don't mind the Seahawks just because they're responsible for the most hilarious blowout in recent memory.
Thomas Collins
Reminder that the Meminers are the only AL team to never make the world series
Lucas Perez
seconding this
Easton Bell
It's from helmets. Turf paint doesn't rub off, paint on pads will.
Jack Garcia
stay mad
Camden Kelly
I kinda like the team, I just hate the obnoxious 12th Man thing. Delusional fans that think that Seattle somehow has the most passionate fanbase and it isn't just that their stadium amplifies noise better than any other so they buy jerseys that literally say Fan on the back. Meanwhile they can't name more than 5 players on the team.
Brody Russell
>Toronto >NYC lite That literally makes no sense. Vancouver is close to Seattle and the two cities are culturally alike. Toronto is nowhere near NYC geographically and nothing like NYC culturally.
Logan Jones
>le magic roofs meme
I don't know what kind of temporary tornado shelters you anons live in, but any decent premium event venue is going to be designed with acoustics in mind.
Domes are loud, Kansas city isn't magically louder than anywhere else, that shit ain't a tinfoil ancient aliens mystery.
Jason Ortiz
and Seattle's amplifies noise more than any other stadium, just because other stadiums try to trap in noise doesn't mean Seattle's stadium doesn't do it more
that said, since the loudness meme started the fans have really embraced going to a stadium just in order to yell so it isn't all the stadium
Josiah Hernandez
They were loud in the Kingdome, and they've been loud in the similarly designed Husky stadium for years before that. There's video of Elway bitching out and refusing to snap the ball, and Kansas and Seattle were both major causes for a now-obsolete rule penalizing too-loud field conditions.
The fan jerseys are definitely fruity, but you're blind of you can't find something just as stupid in other fandoms. Seattle fades from relevance in the next couple of years, and all this overwrought butthurt moves on to the next big thing.
Ryder Lewis
Chiefs KANGDOM is the same thing without the Starbucks, IT nerds and trannies.