Any shy/geeky/socially awkward girls willing to jump on my cock? No guys please

Any shy/geeky/socially awkward girls willing to jump on my cock? No guys please.

My wife and I haven't had proper sex in the five years we've been together. She's dry, has the intensity threshold of a house of cards and is pretty much physically incapable and disinterested. Long story short, I'm not fussy as long as some girl on Sup Forums is remotely interested.

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that dick doesnt look like you could of been married for 5 years

I've only been married for 3 1/2.

Maybe some relationships don't rely on how good someone's dick is

(But I take that as a compliment anyway, so thanks)

The dick is quite fine :) he just looks younger

if she wasn't putting out before the marriage you shouldn't of married her OP :(

>>Wife
Dude, why did you get married

We're from different countries so we had to in order to live together.

We weren't having sex back then either but she promised it would be fine and that she'd come round to it once we got paperwork etc. sorted. I'm starting to feel like I made a mistake.

(She's American, I'm British)

Sucks OP :(

It took you FIVE years to figure that out ... geesh. You're a quick one aren't you OP.

sorry m8 about your f8

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I would totally ride that dick

I think you did and also you wasted 5 of your best years. Up to you too make it 6

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Pic?

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Nice :) Got any more?

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tits and timestamp bitch

Tame those pubes a little and you could ride me as hard as you wanted

Noise

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Sharpie in pooper

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ew dude

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