Alcibiades is here to please the people of Sup Forums. Come on in anons, let's have a discussion

Alcibiades is here to please the people of Sup Forums. Come on in anons, let's have a discussion

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Evening all.

Kinda busy trying to unclog the toilet....


-EMT

Are traps really gay?

I have arrived to counsel user.

Traps really are gay. But that's okay! It's just gay.

Ah, the question of the ages Studies show that traps, most likely, probably, are at least 25% gay.

-Alcibiades

Yes, extremely.

Gay men are superior_Athens is proFF! UP THE PUFFS!!!!!!

So is it the least gayest thing of anything that has to do with gay?

not as gay as this thread.

The data aren't in for those studies yet

Hey Al, how you feeling today?

I-Is that some kind of innuendo?

No they're not.


Good! Me too. How're you though?

Rock

should my wife and i have children?

No. The toilet is literally clogged, with a piece of shit still floating around....


-EMT

depends, it's a great strain on a relationship, but can also be a strong source of shared meaning. How is your relationship now?
Does it really matter that much to you?

Well, that depends, do you want kids, do you think you can raise them well, and do you have the resources for it, and perhaps most importantly, can you actually have your own kids, or will you have to adopt?

-Alcibiades

Unless you're financially and emotionally ready, No.

Alcibiades, what the fuck were your parents thinking when they gave you that shit-tastic name?

No, do not, please, there is enough cancer in this world as there is.

I'm alright. You?

I'd recommend it, user. It's difficult, but it's really wonderful to raise a child. If you have the resources, that is... It's very rewarding. You may regret it strongly if you don't. Many people regret not having had children sooner; don't psyche yourself out of it.

They were thinking "We're Greek, let's give him the Greek-est name we can!" And that's the story of how I became named Alcibiades.

No Shrine or Bar?

Odd.

Hello thread

There is a bar, I'm just running this thread.
The bar can be found here

we love each other head-over-heels. been married for 3 years and everyday feels like we just met.

we've been doing ivf (fertility treatment) and cost a good bit financially emotionally and physically .
just wondering what price is having kids worth it

having or not having kids won't change our relationship

Guess I'm just lazy

I might just head over there

See ya

-Sweet Roll

In that case go for it, raising kids can be a trial, but it's very worth it and pays off in the end. At first it is a bit demanding and intimidating, but the rewards are tenfold.

-Alcibiades

It's easy to say that, but it will change it, not necessarily for the worst, but it will change it. Do your goals line up with having children? How will it effect you both in 5, 10, 20 years? It's a big commitment!

Go for it. It's worth it.

Then raise that kid, Your world will change for the better.

Or not since the new janitors feel like they have to prove their worth and erased that thread...Fucking freshmen.

The bar exploded

Kira already touched that bar, Killer Queen has no weaknesses.

I wonder why... did the mods target it?

But what about a reverse trap? Is that gay?

A tomboy?

What is a "reverse trap"?

Aw man...

Isn't a reverse trap just a trap with a different target?

Alright.... in an expanded effort to bring user the highest quality we can... I shall summon forth my ability to recall the powers of others (even if it's not quite as good)

Any user to roll the first dubs will get a fortune reading via tarot! Afterwards I'll take any trips. (non anons can donate theirs to anons!) E>

kys?

Can't kill myself if I'm already dead, sorry

you can try faggot

How to tie noose?

Unalive yourself please.

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Aw man, there's no definite yes. It's only speculatory yes

Did you just assume my gender?! Hm...If you put barbecue sauce on your legs i promise i won't eat you whole and just stop there.

1st, highlight your question, 2nd, Press and hold the 'Ctrl' key and then press the 'c' key, release the keys afterwards 3rd, open a new tab, 4th, Click the search bar in your chosen search engine, 5th, Press and hold the 'Ctrl' key and then press the 'v' key, release afterwards, 6th, strike the 'Enter' key, 7th, Browse the selection of items pulled up by your search engine, plenty of help will be there.

It's not responding :(

P-please don't hurt me... I don't have any barbeque sauce.

Pretty good advice right there, I've done that a lot.

Got dick stuck in my sister, wat do.

That's a shame, get better internet then try again, before switching providers, please try to make sure all cords are plugged in (if using wired) or maybe try somewhere with free Wifi

Call the police, they'll know what to do.

Cum

Oh look we have a winner! You get one even if you don't want it! E>

Card 1: Death you may fear things are falling apart or there are unexpected changes, but not to worry, change brings new beginnings

Card 2: The hanged man. You may want to much right now, it may be prudent to let something go.

Card 3: The chariot: You may not want to give up and failure is out of the question, but change is happening so go with the flow

Card 4: The world. These changes are near an end, keep going. Soon the rewards will be yours to reap

Card 5: The empress: You may experience relationship troubles and your needs/wants may get in the way and work against you. Try not to be too harsh

Card 6: the hierophant. Help is available to you, but be careful of who you trust, do not let others influence you too greatly.

implying anons wanna talk with a bunch retarded fags

I just put on my glasses and found out it was my dog, should I call the vet instead?

No, contact your nearest Imam. They'll help

No, the police will be fine

I'll just give my dubs to

They asked me for your credit card info, help.
What in the fuck is an Imam.
Halp.

I only pay cash

>no suit cards
what
shhh let 'em circlejerk in peace

Ooo a circle jerk? I want free handjobs :)

May I have a reading too?

Rerolling for this guy.

no ffgt go away

Roll for this anin

Thanks user, you tried.

So close! Since it's so slow I'll keep taking dubs... but... mine aren't nearly as good as the Shrine maiden's!

Rolling for user.

I roll for ye

how i could know if im depressed?

So close

I can feel the love, but not the dubs D:

Roll for user

You start by losing interest on stuff.

Don't love, that's gay

Alchie! Whats up mah hebro?

Lets debate uh.... corporal punishment! Should Western kids be getting more or less ass whoopings, do you think?

Chek'd!

Also a psychologist could help to diagnose it.
These for

like getting bored of everything?

Yep, start losing interest in things, low motivation, not finding pleasure in activities you used too. Difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep, rumination. Feeling helpless or hopeless multiple days a week.... many things signal the onset.
coming right up E>

Is it really worth to dive into society and start engaging into personal or intimate relationships with people outside my family as to form a family and have friends?

Yes.

Absolutely

but, why?

It is absolutely worth it, and you'll regret it if you don't. Just... trust me. Make the plunge, and commit yourself now.

Humans are social beings. Its natural for us to seek companionship.

Do you want no one at your funeral? (That would be one of many reasons really)

lets see *flips through cards... drops a few* ok.. umm

card 1-the devil: be wary of becoming involved with one task too much you may feel like you are addicted to it

card 2-the empress: you want reassurance comfort and security most, just remember you are loved and people care (we always E> Anons here)

card 3-the hermit: you are afraid of loneliness above all else, try not to make hasty decisions and take some time to relax

card 4-judgement: You have new potential going for you, go find out what it is, make sure to enjoy and appreciate your old efforts though!

card 5-the magician: Someone around you may be different than they appear and may be working against you, trust your instincts with all this new potential you have and don't fall for tricks!

card 6-justice: Decisions you make should go in your favor regarding relationships and legal affairs....

*phew* that takes a lot of concentration

I'm waiting :3

Honestly it's not like I have never done so, but I feel like I don't (or can't) commit too much emotionally into new relationships. Since me and my ex broke after a 4 yeas relationship I feel like I'm becoming an edgy loner. I don't feel like I have the capacity, I feel like a failure....
Sorry for the edginess overload here

Why are people so Hyped with democracy when clearly it-s unbeneficial

*third world country

Thank you! I'm actually afraid of loneliness, but only sometimes, I can wake up one day wanting to be alone, and feel deppresed and lonely as hell the next day. Guess it's a human thing(?

Lack of real emojis have ruined the 4channel

Discuss

kys

What do you think it's the best ideology, user? I'm living in a shitty 3rd world country sunk in neck deep pseudo-socialism, and I don't see anything wrong with democracy.

Unless we're talking about the fact that uncultured people still get the right to vote and sink everyone to hell, in that case, I understand you.

You are capable, did it once, can do it again, you are simply afraid of commitment, or being hurt again specifically, it is unrealistic to think that you'll never get hurt in life, go out to a bar, meet some chicks, go on dates, life is full of hardships that you have to overcome in order to be able to feel fulfiled. What do you think about it, user?
-insert crying emoji-

Chek'd
Its ok to be apprehensive about it too.
Don't rush; move at your own pace.

Yes, we are sometimes our own worst enemies, having outside, objective perspectives can help us improve in ways we wouldn't be able to thus far (plus what everyone else has said so far as well)
I'm sure many people feel the same way. Our state of mind is ever flowing and our needs ever changing. Living a life that's balanced around helping yourself, aiding others, work, family/friends and enjoyment is important too!