TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMP DIGS COAL EDITION

REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE/WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA/MT/NJ/NM/SD: June 7th

blog.dilbert.com/post/144105138301/the-apology-gambit

CROOKED HILLARY
>What Hillary Really Represents
topdocumentaryfilms.com/what-hillary-clinton-really-represents/
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

LATEST BANTZ
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule

TV STREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES
>Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=kSabeGChdAI
>Spokane, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18

ENTERTAINMENT
>GOP Forgets to Water Kasich
youtube.com/watch?v=4sOcpc8J77Y
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
>New Moon Man Album – Camel FuKKKer II
youtube.com/watch?v=vshSAkiRkAQ
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Trump to the TOP!
youtube.com/watch?v=LJJEohBHgrg
>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again?
youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

SGOPET
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/AlyssaRosenberg/status/729451566495870976
youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
wnd.com/2016/05/who-promoted-private-ryan/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

Kek be praised.

(farts)

Holy shit fuck. Look at this and note (((who))) wrote it.

twitter.com/AlyssaRosenberg/status/729451566495870976

~Awoo posters are always high energy! Keep it up!

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>1 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>8 days until Oregon
>15 days until Washington
>29 days until the Final Five
>36 days until trump's 70th birthday
>70 days until the Convention begins
>183 days until the general election

All Shillary needs is VA and it's over.


Not trying to demoralize anyone, but it's a steep climb for Donald, it's not flexible like the primary structure was, 270 is 270. I think any other R would've lost, he has some kind of a chance.

I missed you familia

Post yfw Trump wins Nebraska and Ben Sasse kills himself

If you want an Authoritarian no guns safe haven, then Singapore is good for raising kids in. No fun allowed and all they do is study in a very competitive environment but only if you're upper middle class


Vacation? No way. There's nothing to see here and you'd fare better places like Vietnam for shopping and sight seeing including a fuckawesome beach.
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tl;dr expensive but good, safe, no-nonsense environment to raise a family, bad place to have "fun"

But if you wanna have fun Vietnam is just 3 hours away. I wouldn't recommend going to Malaysia.

second.

Been enjoying your updates since December/January.

HURR TRU CONSERVATIVEZ

Make blacklung great again

how much do you get paid?

Yeah I suppose it's probably a love him or hate him thing.
I realize that, that's why at this instant he would lose the election. It's also why he's pushing in PA and MI, hoping to draw in blue collar democrats. It's an uphill battle, but I think Hillary is already at her ceiling, while Trump has a lot he can gain (or lose).

Can you dig it?

Trump is very pro weed. Hopefully he stays that way and wins Colorado cause of it and maybe even Washington.

I am now a #JohnsonJackoff

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New Awoo; now with guns.

I like!

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT!

Iowa isn't a blue state, you brainless fuckup. Neither is North Carolina.

Hey San Antonio, I haven't seen you in a while.

I do it for free

we do it for FREEEEEEEEEEEE

Hillary is not winning New York, get out of here.

/trumpgen/ is gonna be so comfy on trumps birthday

as far as i can tell it is actually just a a couple of guys with a template, unless they're lying to me which i don't see why they would

im sleepy

>youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
Fucking lol. Alex used a clip from YCSTT in this video.

Captcha: shed

what do we think of this guy?

useless cuck gonna get primaried by muh girl sarah

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We love our trusted OPs, don't we folks?

Isn't that the country where you get caned for chewing gum?

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lol, brainless fuckup? Look in the mirror, those aren't counted blue, even if they go red it's over.

And this map supposes CO doesn't go blue.

Total mess.

cryin' ryan

His mother married two guys, who all died mysteriously.

He got where he was from his inheritance money from both his dad and step-dad.

A cuck that secretly supports hillary

"These memes are GOLD"
Alex sure likes his memes

HURR ITS ALL A RUSE, TRUMP TRICKED OVER HALF THE ELECTORATE, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS DUMB AND RACIST I GUESS

silly leaf, to serve the god emperor is a privilege

Does anyone actually believe any R will win New York this year?

Traitor.

Also, I can't believe that some people are still #NeverTrump. Trump is the Republican nominee, give it up already. Unless they want Hillary instead, and I highly doubt that any Republican would want that.

Been put off recently because of all the shilling that's taking place. But if Trump is working this hard to succeed, I have to work hard as well!

You get fined for littering gum that causes inconvenience to others.

You get caned for stealing, vandalizing, homofaggotry and a plethora of other criminal offenses.

Shop in a gravestone with Hillary on it.

it's possible not likely but possible

Gotta Mine Those Ores, Kids!

REMINDER
that the only true way to keep Clinton out of office is to #Feelthejohnson

>Tfw God Emperor will never pay us to Trump post

Colorado is very much Bernie country. Trump can use weed as a wedge issue to get the Bernout vote.

Maybe. We'll have to wait and see.

I used to be a Cruz missile but now I #FeelTheJohnson

New York will never go Republican again unless Hillary literally dies on stage during the final debate and Trump runs unopposed

feelsgoodman.jpg

I don't want to be some paid shill. If Trump offered to cut me a check tomorrow I'd decline on principle.

We are now #DickJohnsons

just sayin, Ryan is not #NeverTrump.

PA and NH are both in play

Hillary was up 60 points on Hernie 6 months ago. Let's see how this plays out

Hey spics of Sup Forums : you aren't welcome. Everytime you reveal your true face or everytime your family from Mexico or South America post on this board they get bashed just for showing their flags. This whole "Trump loves hispanics" or "Trump voters are okay with hispanics as long as they integrate" is just a big meme , for example that photo of Trump eating tacos? It's a big "fuck you" to all of you. He's flaunting the fact that Hispanics only really have one thing to offer the western world, food. And even Germanics do it better. Doesn't matter how much spics on Sup Forums gloat about how they want to "assimilate" , be good americans, they are hated by every single one of us. Trump voters are white supremacists and we only pretend to like hispanics to get additional votes, once Trump wins you will just keep their place as second class citizens.

Traitor to the party and the people that elected him. You should form your own opinion, but he's a spineless worm. He's either trying to leverage Trump by pussyfooting around the endorsement or he's a RINO democrat like so many other traitors in the party.

See you in November when you get BTFO in that case.

I live here, I'd actually know. No-one is voting for Hillary, the only people who like her here are old dried up ladies like herself - the rest don't like her, Trump's right.

He's going to pull off so many of her voters it's not funny.

i read about that.
It freaked me the fuck out. Dude is a blatant sociopath

>I came to awoo at you

I kind of want to see Kill La Kill in between semesters. Is it any good?

This man knows.

>R

>being this autistic

This applies to Sup Forums , but probably not to Trump. I think you should just not be such a triggered autistic fuck instead

No. About as likely as California going Red.

Fair enough. Can we at least have the niggers be below us though?

it gets real shit towards the end
it's probably worth the watch though

Canada range ban when. At least that fucking Obama shill hasn't been around lately.
>>Tfw God Emperor will never pay us to Trump post
I wouldn't take money and I don't think a lot of people here would. If Trump was astroturfing like Hillary, I would lose a lot of faith in him.

New shill strategy. Weak though, too long and convoluted. Try again please.

So long, Neocons

wnd.com/2016/05/who-promoted-private-ryan/

the hill shills can activate any # of digits whenever they want

you are going to start seeing some epic shillary gets

Reminder that you can't Make America Great Again if you don't make yourself great again.
Drugs are bad, kids.

>he's not a brown white supremacist

If you enjoy an absurd amount of fan service, along with good comedy and decent action, you'll like it. I'd say it's worth checking out.

Yeah just #maybeHillary

So isn't Manafort like shady as fuck? But he....is ok now that he works for Don?

Make Gundam Great Again

>Private Ryan
Noice one Buchanan

> Implying California can never not vote Democrat
> Implying Trump didn't have to destroy the GOP so he can make something better

Pro legal regulated weed and not hating gays, he's got more going for him than Clinton once the media hate stops working so well.

I'll check it out, thanks!

He's who the GOPe sees in their nightmares.

Yes.

This post used to freak me out so much since there were so many states I thought trump could lose. Now it's comfy as fuck. You might as well add the debate schedule to that copypasta tho

Whats you sayin' bout Paul 'ere?

I suggest you forgeta 'bout it

Don't forget the abysmal quality animation.
But it's charming, in its own way.
I'll believe that when I see it.

It's Trumps home turf baby. Did you not hear about all the people that wanted to vote for him but were registered democrats? Butter your angus

nice try
see: then see:
you don't understand us at all
arrogant fuck

The last 4 episodes are god tier on blu-ray

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This shill post, AGAIN. At least you retyped it, it still is a terrible attempt. 1/10 you need more practice.

This is a false flag shill pretending to be a Trump supporter, trying to perpetuate the "Trump supporters are racist" meme.

Yeah, no spics allowed, but legal assimilated Mexicans who hate the corruption in politics are fine.

Splitting the vote will put Klanton into office, you giant ass.

He did tell the never Trump people to look at the policies, not the person. I'm not sure what his position is, though. On one hand, as I mentioned, he is trying to unify the party, but on the other hand, is also hampering it.