/trans/

a safe haven for trans enthusiasts and general futebol connoisseurs

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kopaná

>yank flag
>no rumours
>10+ posts early
>no reference old thread
FUCK OFF

isco to swansea

>11 posts early

Reported

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Alex song to Trabzonspor, Osmanlispor.

>City make 9 changes to their team and play a team of youngsters against Chelsea in the FA Cup and lose 5-0, prioritising an away champions league trip to Kiev 2 days after
>'disgusting, city should be fined for disrespecting this competition'
>non-European football outfit Liverpool make 10 changes to their team and play a team of youngsters in the FA Cup and draw 0-0 at home with League 2 side Plymouth
>'that was the youngest ever side in the club's history la, hats off to klopp for giving the youngsters a chance'

anyone care to explain??

Grealish looks like a typical English cunt

anyone have an update on the bernardeschi to tottenham situation?

Hes irish m8. Connor Mcgregor generation.

Natalie Sawyer has smuggled the Mitchell brothers into work with her today. Good lord.

Everyone in the media is an ex-liverpool player.

Jesus christ lad

She's sluttier as she gets older

Pics?

*walks towards the premier league*

google sky sports news stream

Imagine being this mad of a lad

I'd top myself desu

how do you explain Alan Shearer's comments then, who has no affiliation to Liverpool

on city:
>'they have got more resources, more finances than anyone, can virtually buy who they want, so to moan and complain that they have got too many fixtures at this stage of the season...'

while referring to Liverpool's FA Cup replay as >“another game which they really didn't want”.

there is a conspiracy going on here

pray for jamie

Scousers would want his head on a pike, if he dissed World's Greatest Club(R)

Liverpool were playing Plymouth, City were playing Chelsea

Shearer has literally no opinions of his own

He just looks at what others are moaning about and copies it.

The man's an idiot, it's the issue with employing ex-footballers.

>cannot find a single fault
Faces

Can imagine saying this to your m8 next to you, but to tweet about it...

>how do you explain Alan Shearer's comments then, who has no affiliation to Liverpool
City were the BBC's game

I think he means he literally can't see the floor in the picture

i dont understand the distinction, surely the fielding of a weakened team against lower league opposition is a declaration of 'we can beat you with a team of kids?'

Can you know your place already you horrible little worm? Pep Guardiola, THE Guardiola, the best manager in world football history has blessed us with managing in the premier league and you dare not cater to him a little? If you loved proper football you'd get a noose and hang your HEAVYMETALFUUTBALLLH arse.

tagging her in all the tweets is the weirdest part for me

because the youth players should be able to hold their own against a league 2 team whereas city were basically throwing the game

what the fuck are you talking about? i dont support liverpool, which should be evident from the fact that im curious to discuss the media love in with them.

Lol calm down Pepe.

po-ta-toe

Cambridge United vs Leeds United tonite

>125 mil for le dab man

And worth every cent

*dabs towards shirt sales*

Ask a guy on a Train anything

Where you going

have you got a knife
ps. are you a muslim

Which train company?

Does the carriage smell of piss?

Did you see that score, G?

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

whats your favourite cereal?

Post >your defence in 5 years

>no news in op
post only the hottest trans and rumored trans lads

How much is Ake going to get sold for? Im thinking 5 mil.

>5
Why not asking me what it will be in 3 years time?

everyone always says their youth products will be starters in the next 5 years but it rarely ever works out

remember loftus cheek? chalobah? weren't they supposed to be starters for chelsea by now?

>tagging her in the tweets

Bit fucked up.

>loftus cheek?
Kek, he's on like 60 grand a week.
>You'll never make fat bank purely on HYPE

where do you get your ideas for posts?

please give us back Ake :'(

>Sawyer's shift has ended
>Mega MILF Kirsty Gallagher time

bad taste lad

Riley-Bailly-Tuanzebe-Shaw

>tfw too intelligent for /trans/

are you shaw?

(Sounds like sure, would love this to become a new meme)

everyone of these should look like Pep

These are getting so ridiculous. I'm liking it.

Ask a /lifelong/ carveryposter near the back of a dutch train anything.
inb4 If you stop carving, will you die?

skysports.com/football/news/11095/10722431/manchester-xi-v-merseyside-xi-best-combined-xis-ahead-of-everton-v-man-city-and-man-utd-v-liverpool

did anyone care who you were before you carved?

do you use wifi? it won't let me shitpost on NS wifi.

Well, congratulations, you got yourself carved. What's the next step of your master plan?

What does the C in CIA stand for?

YA WAT WHERES MATIP OR KLAVEN LA? FUCKING RIGGED THIS! SKY SPORTS GOT IT OUT FOR US LA! FUCK OFF LA!

>Blind at CB
>not Jones or Rojo

Fucking state of Sky

>Juventus manager Massimiliano Allegri, 49, says he is studying English, but not in preparation to be the next Arsenal manager. (Gazzetta dello Sport in Italian)

French champions Paris St-Germain are preparing a £60m summer bid for Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, who has 18 months to run on his current Gunners deal.(Maxifoot - in French)

>Alternatively, Atletico Madrid have Chile international Sanchez earmarked as a possible replacement for Antoine Griezmann should the 25-year-old France striker leave.(Don Balon - in Spanish)

Newcastle manager Rafael Benitez says he hopes to make a breakthrough in the transfer market this week. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>Manchester City are to renew their interest in Athletic Bilbao defender Aymeric Laporte, 22, after being spurned last summer. (Mirror)

Barcelona's Croatia midfielder Ivan Rakitic, 28, is close to joining Manchester City.(Jutarnji List - in Croatian)

>Manchester United are in a three-way battle to sign Monaco holding midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko. Manchester City and Chelsea are also keen on the 22-year-old Frenchman. (Daily Record)

Chelsea's Belgium striker Michy Batshuayi, 23, could join Swansea City on loan as part of a deal for Spain striker Fernando Llorente, 31, to move to Stamford Bridge. (South Wales Evening Post)

>Southampton are targeting Liverpool defender Mamadou Sakho as a replacement for captain Jose Fonte who has handed in a transfer request, but face competition from Galatasaray for the 26-year-old France international. (Mirror)

Manchester United have told Everton they will have to pay more than £20m for France midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin, 27. (Daily Mail)

>Meanwhile, United boss Jose Mourinho says he remains open to keeping Netherlands winger Memphis Depay, 22, at Old Trafford. (Fox Sports)

Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, says he wants reassurances over Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger's future before he commits to signing a new contract at the club. (Kicker - in German)

>Torino have turned down an Arsenal bid worth 65m euros (£56m) for 23-year-old Italy striker Andrea Belotti, according to the Serie A club's sporting director. (Sky Sports)

However, the Gunners say they have not even approached the Italian club about Belotti.(Evening Standard)

>Swansea City have been linked with Bayern Munich and Germany defender Holger Badstuber, 27, with new Swans boss Paul Clement ready to use his contacts at the Bundesliga club. (Wales Online)

New Crystal Palace manager Sam Allardyce says he will have money to spend during the January transfer window, but admits the club may have to pay "astronomically high" transfer fees for players. (Talksport)

>A "former Premier League manager and FA Cup finalist" is rumoured to be a contender to fill the vacancy at Australian side Melbourne City - with Alan Curbishley, Avram Grant, Steve Bruce, Kenny Dalglish, Dennis Wise, Gordon Strachan and Dave Jones among the names linked. (Adelaide Now)

Leicester City are set to make an improved bid to sign Italy defender Francesco Acerbi, 28, from Sassuolo. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

West Ham are in talks to sell their Algeria winger Sofiane Feghouli, 27, to Italian side Roma. (Sky Sports)

>Watford may enter the race to sign Nottingham Forest's ex-England Under-21 midfielder Henri Lansbury. Derby and Aston Villa have already bid for the 26-year-old. (Nottingham Post)

Didier Drogba, 38, says he could return to former club Marseille. The ex-Chelsea striker has been without a club since leaving Montreal Impact at the end of the 2016 Major League Soccer season.(Canal+, via Eurosport)

>Middlesbrough's former England striker David Nugent, 31, is set to join Derby in a £3m deal instead of team-mate and Scotland forward Jordan Rhodes, 26.(Sun)

I love fucking trans lads

>Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, says he wants reassurances over Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger's future before he commits to signing a new contract at the club. (Kicker - in German)

Yes, this pleases the ABA.

>Gordon Strachan
One can live in hope.

About to get my bicycle lads
Noone cared desu, and they stopped caring when I dabbed
Ofcourse not, it's as slow as Charlie Adam on a rainy night in Stoke
Cornering the Pizza Hut meme market
If I told you, I'd have to roast you with a honey-mustard glaze

>Barcelona's Croatia midfielder Ivan Rakitic, 28, is close to joining Manchester City

wich train did you get

>Torino have turned down an Arsenal bid worth 65m euros (£56m) for 23-year-old Italy striker Andrea Belotti, according to the Serie A club's sporting director. (Sky Sports)
Why arse why

>Michael Oliver to take charge of #LFC's trip to #MUFC this weekend

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

To Leiden la'

Isnt he an ABU

Is he fuck. He's English and proud.

He's also useless.

>Chelsea's Belgium striker Michy Batshuayi, 23, could join Swansea City on loan as part of a deal for Spain striker Fernando Llorente, 31, to move to Stamford Bridge

Didn't Conte dump him back at Juve?

Well rumours are usually bunch of shit though so whatever

lmao, Liverpool is such a scummy area

ALthough it probably makes him feel at home, recreating the favela atmosphere

If any of the Reds in the area find out who that was they'll break their kneecaps.

It was probably one of the Reds in the area. They didn't see shit, because they were out doing shit.

>Clone ahead of Coleman
>Milner ahead of Baines
You can justify the others but these are objectively incorrect

>losing lansbury

time to get relegated

>moyes
>6 (six)

Forty Million Pounds Sterling

Ah yes, just like those Reds who threatened Gerrard's daughters if he dared to move.

"It's thieving scousers like that that give us scousers a bad name"

>He actually believes that shit

If the "scouse mafia" threatened him, why did he come straight back to Liverpool after he left LA Galaxy?

>Playing 4-4-2 in the year of our Lord 2017

Ask a guy in a train station anything

>Coleman and Baines
>Good

Well, yeah, sure! But nah.

>thieving scousers
How redundant

Coleman is good, and Baines may be over the hill, but he's still a better left back than Milner.

Chalolbah and RLC are flairfags. Ake on the other hand was Watfords best player last seadon and Bournemouths best so far. He excels in multiple positions.

Christensen is very good on the ball.
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Zouma is the GOAT tackler.
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are you man enough to jump infront of the next train?