User

user,
what are the benefits to killing yourself ?

death.

They say a hanging man hears glorious music.
I wonder what it sounds like?

You will never have to talk a woman into bed ever again.
>Heaven allows ghost spawns of your angel bitch to suck your dick by willing it to exist.

There is no benefit. Suicide is boring. Literally the most basic, banal, uninteresting thing you can be is suicidal.

And then you can only hope what you left behind is dope af.

It's a way to puss out like you always do without ever having to do it again

i just want sauce

You don't have to do homework

no one has to worry about a loser
no money, oxygen, food/water, materials is wasted on the loser
everyone is happier
should i keep going? lol

What is the sauce?

no niggers. probably.

you'll no longer have to live with the guilt of knowing that you're stealing air that normal people could be breathing.

Don't have to eat anymore
No bills to pay
Don't care if no one comes to your birthday party
Don't have to work anymore
No need to try and find a girl to take out and date
No more car payments/repairs
No need to do laundry

fuck you OP this is looking pretty good to me now

you meet the devil
you go to hell
the devil turns into a tree in the suicide forest
as a tree if you break any branches it is excruciatingly painful
you know the usual

Not OP but I'll kill myself soon not because I'm stealing the air of anyone else but because I won't be able to financially and physically enjoy the little things in the world left that can make me happy.

Don't give a shit about the air I'm breathing and that others could breath, I owe nothing to them but to few of my family and nothing else.

OP, just kill yourself if it fits with your own feelings, don't mind about the air others could be breathing.

the devil turns you into a tree

We won't have to read your shitty whiny posts anymore, that's a benefit to us

No more of anything

There are plenty of benefits, user. Just not for you

killing yourself is the ultimate bad deal. because u literally get the nothing

Not being alive

The same nothing u had before u were born

i like you

The sweet embrace of death

You both was and will be not here/dead for way more then 99% of the entier item of the universe, whats the rush?

Your english is so broken, I lol'd so hard

>item of the universe

English is not my first language.. =)

or your second

God told me there's always niggers.

true that to. its my 3th

thats confabulation (I'm not a robot)

Trips checked.

Found the robot

You're being watched.