ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!

dont be shy

I'm done with my relationship but I don't know how to end it. I love him too much.

murder-suicide

I sneak next door to watch my post pregnant neighbour shower and express milk. It's almost like I'm painting the side of their house.

I regularly cheat on my husband with Andy Sixxs warm creamy logs of shit. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat.

Alternatively, I also let my nieces shower with andys warm logs. There is no sexual stuff, and andys parents are okay with it. Just something my nieces and his shitlogs do.

Sorry to disappoint but I'm not going to end my life for a guy

Military* he is a part of the bvb army.

I'm a 27 year old guy. I find myself almost only attracted to 15 - 17 year old boys. I don't act on it not only because it's illegal but it's not fair to ruin someone's life because I want to get off.

Was rejected by this I worked with 3 and a half years ago, I never spoke to her again after that day but I fantasize every day about killing her or ruining her life in some way

then im gonna end it for you. wheres your address?

ur a nice pervert. i like that

>15-17
too old

I molested my dad once while i was high on powdered titty milk

nobody said you had to be part of the pact

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

I fingered a girl on the bus once when were both in like 3rd or 4th grade... i haven't had any sexual contact since then. 16 rn

My dog was dancing once and i fingered his butt to the point that he started thinking it was normal it's pretty awkward when he bent over and my dad was sitting right next To me

I encouraged someone to commit an awful crime and now I feel super guilty

Pffft get on my wizardly level I am 45 and I never even touched a girl most of my sexual activities are usually cheap Asian prostitutes I pay them extra money not to laugh at my penis in front of my face she still does it behind my back what can I do bro 2.77 inches just not enough

I have none. My life is more than uneventful.

Maybe this is my secret because I don't tell that to anyone because they wouldn't believe.

i know someone who voted for hillary too. it's ok. move on. she is basically dead.

Did you force him to rob a Walmart while wearing a tight little leotard while rubbing his nipples with peanut butter screaming I like hunting wallabies?

pffft HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Last weekend I was sharing a hotel room with my best friend and his girlfriend. I used her toothbrush to clean my balls, and jerked a few loads onto the bristles

i actively try to make people feel like they are delusional on a regular basis so i can easily manipulate them by getting them to trust me more than themselves, so i can just say shit like “you owe me a 50” and they'll buy it. it was good in the beginning (few years ago) but now i just feel like a fucking cunt for doing it, and i still do this despite that

Yeah I believe you I also believe you have a 12 inch yellow dildo inserted in your nose right now don't lie we all do it's called the government and they keep singing their fingers up our noses reminds me of the last time I had court-ordered appearance at my gay proctologist

What was that crime?

Fucking underage b&

even Sup Forums should have standards

I am newly in a poly relationship. It's way different than I thought it'd be... and I don't know if it's the kind of thing I can tell me friends about - they are all super 'normal'.

I blackmailed a Muslim colleague into giving me regular blowjobs

did he give good bjs??

Oh yeah I remember now I sexually molested someone when I was 7ish, with my brother and her sister cheering. Good times.

I watch porn during lunch while sitting across my coworker. I think I have a problem.

>this dude thinks only people over 18 are on Sup Forums

This one time my parents and I we're on vacation in Mexico my dad was pretty mean to me he started screaming at me because I wouldn't masturbate with the door closed what can I do bro the big scary Boogie man is going to get me so I jerked off on his pillow he had to sleep on my little babies best part is his left cheek was really soft he was curious I told him it was the oranges that he eats they're special because they have large amounts of vitamin C he fell for it he's dead now I usually grunt when I masturbate thinking about him his big luscious beard his Thin upper-lip Mustache his big large nose his really really small forehead his cum stained cheeks

i molested a friend that passed out at my place

i was fonger

She does now

greentext

Are you trying to enrage me my dad is the six cousin of Chris Hansen so check yourself before you wreck yourself and find yourself in a penitentiary with a big black dude called Simone that's going to make you his wife

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today.

I firmly believe that Nixon was the best president america will ever have.

did she touch your dick?

How is your daughter going? Developing normally?

nah, nothing sexual.

Nice bot thread.

Is not my daughter, but yes, is normal.

op here, i am not a bot. well, probably not.

it wasn't a chick
still want me to greentext?

>Be me
>1999
> I come home seeing my friend passed out
> I pick up the phone trying to call the cops
> then I remember how I always wanted to have sex with her
> I undress her and start playing with her dick
> I tried to imitate the deepthroat thing I see in porn
> she stops breathing
> I put her clothes on
> call an ambulance
>Mfw the Medics tell me she died from asphyxiation
>Mfw I realize I killed her with my dick
>Mfw I am currently carrying a lethal deadly weapon

I fantasize about being strangled to death in prison by a cellmate. I have "strangled cellmate" as a google alert.

Last night I busted a big ol' nut all over my aloe plant out of boredom and curiosity.

I fapped on omegle with a grill of same age

nice.

There was this girl I really liked in high school, Ciara. but she wouldn't talk to me because she thought I was creepy.

I wanted to be with her but she wanted to be with this faggot roy instead. They went to a party, and I knew he was going to take her viriginty. It was making me sick. I couldn't sleep. So I decided I was going to finally approach her.

So, I decided to steal some sleeping pills from my mom, and I went to their party. Everything was going great, but when she saw me she got really uncomfortable. I showed her I was fine, I wasn't here to stalk her again or ask if I could have her underwear this time. Don't know why thats such a problem. She nervously accepted and decided to do shots with me. I skipped because im better than that, but then, I decided to throw them in her drink when she wasn't looking.

However Roy came by and picked her up, they got ready to have sex after she got really drunk and was passing the drink i put the pills in around.

THey left, driving off to have sex at his place. It pissed me off so much. Howevre, turns out that Ciara had a heart problem, and she had died. I was really heartbroken.

when the police asked me what happened, I told them that I saw Roy spike her drink with pills. He got arrested, and was found guilty, the parents are pressing all sorts of charges on him and he's going to be put away for life

nobody ever breaks my heart.

nobody ever steals my girl

i am an alpha warrior

>Ciara
>nigger name
cool story nigger lover gtfo

>playing with her dick

huh

weirder things have happened

He was a transvestite he had undergone breast augmentation

I legit bout fucked a dog once

why the alert? are you hoping that a strangling hostpot will appear and you'll be able to rush over and get involved before its done?

wtf is a google alert

Then skip the suicide, but you'll need a plan.

u kilt a tranny wit yo dik? dam

It was, she basically took her own v card with a hairbrush handle

No I just have to check and see if the strangler is hot or not. It's only happened about 3 times, but what if I missed one? I would miss prime fap material.

Hence the alert

It's where google alerts you of shit in the news.

It's for people who are crazy.

I regularly watch my neighbour sunbake nude, she can't really see me through the tree etc. but my apartment bathroom can see straight down to her yard. She's about 50 and a lil over weight, but those tiddies doe.

a product that was really fucking handy when google released it but is likely on their to-kill list soon. handy to figure out whenever my company is mentioned in the news and respond accordingly.

>trawls the news/new shit added to google every day and emails you if words/phrases come up

I once punched a black kid and called him a nigger later five of his boys jumped me throw me on the hood of his car and threatened to kill me so I smoked his ass in underground rap battle later I released a song called punch yourself maybe you heard of it it goes a little something like this if you had one hand and 1 face and there's an opportunity to punch your fucking lights out would you capture it? His balls are sweaty arms are flailing weak and heavy but he knows he has to punch face 3 hours ago already he aims his fist punches his sister instead he says sorry

let's say you want to know if moot gets fired from google then you can tell google to notify you if anything like that comes through their web spiders. maybe he'll come back then! :D

I love to wear high heels and lingirie

vcard doesnt work that way

I fuck my wife only because she wants it but I am in no way attracted to adult women. The only way I can get off is pretending she's much younger.

I convinced get to try wearing little girl panties and nightgowns and stuff for sex. Even got her to role play a little bit a few times but she didn't like it. She said it didn't make her feel sexy whatever the fuck that means. She still came so what's the difference?

Basically she wants sex and I use her holes like a fleshlight while imagining much younger girls.

My wife gets blackout drunk with her girls every weekend. And every weekend I do whatever I want with her body. Eat her ass, fuck her throat cum in her ass while sucking breast milk ( still has milk doesn't feed baby anymore)

>much younger girls
like 5yo?

That's it? Come on man give us the dirty details I once jerked off wearing my dad Grandma's bra I got little bit of man cleavage so it surprisingly fit

I fucking hate when someone kisses me on the mouth. Like, even if they have good dental hygiene i just wanna puke my brains out. Its SO much worse when they use tongue, just........ Is this normal??? A guy just kissed me with tongue for the first time and now i wanna wash my mouth and lips with acid.. He wasn't even gross, what's wrong with me?

I've been continuing this act of not being a total abject racist for as long as I can remember. In reality I am but I know if I say that I can forget about any friendships I have right now.

Usually it isn't that hard but sometimes something will slip out and then I have to say some dumb shit like "just kidding".

I think my closest friends know I'm pretty racist but no one really says anything about it and it's not like I don't have nonwhite friends (I know having nonwhite friends is not an excuse for being racist).

Nearly every friend I have voted for Trump and being racist was reduced to a joke on my dorm floor this semester, to the point that everyone except my roommate and the one black dude on the floor hurled "nigger" around like it was just some dumb word.

I'm not complaining, I'm just afraid I'll let something slip out at an inopportune time, and my roommate for next year is black, so...we'll see.

Pfffft fuck your wife man go get you some baby pussy

kissing isnt natural, it's bullshit made up by jews and such. you are normal.

That's in my wheelhouse

Try kissing girls. It isn't as disgusting

women are supposed to be with men and vice versa. that's why.

I fucked my best friend's girlfriend and he hasn't known for 2 years

How old is your daughter? And does she have any old diapers?

kissing is alright, not amazing. kissing with tongue is fucking awful and I don't know why people pretend its pleasant.

thankfully finally with a girl now who's not into tongue. fuck that shit.

Fine I used to sneak in and wear my moms underwear and heels when I was in middle school and in high school I had a pair of golden high heels my mom threw away and a bright shiny purple thong and I went in the backyard dancing and strutting my stuff and noticed my dad looking at me from afar

Something something cars and moms and fongering and some other shit.

I had my own stash of thongs, bras and underwear I used to wear when I was home alone and when my mom found it she thought they were my step-dads and he got accused of cheating hardcore

i mightve ruined my parents marriage because of my cross-dressing

That's pretty normal in fact I'm slightly disappointed I expected dirtier sinister details not this wacky gay stuff

i once acted like someone else on the internet because there was this kid i really hated, i messaged a mutual friend he liked as him and came off really creepy, she got a restraining order against him. im a sad human being.

Fine I used to sneak in and wear my moms underwear and heels when I was in middle school and in high school I had a pair of golden high heels my mom threw away and a bright shiny purple thong and I went in the backyard dancing and strutting my stuff and noticed my dad looking at me from afar That's tough stuff, I've had to come to terms with it and learning it's something I enjoy. My current girlfriend enjoys it and likes when we dress up together

i love to hear my girlfriends slutty stories about her past, and yes I already am subscribed to reddit hotpast. I love to show her off and have her be naked around people, but I dont actually want her to hook up with other people, it just gets me off knowing shes my little slut but subserviant

My wife was born a male and had been on hormones since she was 4. Only her parents and myself know that she was male. I found out when we got hot and heavy in highschool. Years later, she's 25 I'm 24, we have a kid that we adopted. 3 years ago she had her sex change operation and I'm finally happy. Life is strange, love is even stranger. This is her.

Well I had the feeling she had dome this many times before anyway. But watching that bald cooch stretch wide made me blow with the power of a thousand sun's

I have HIV and I haven't told my family

Yeah I'll be dead in 15 years probably, you'll still be working in a shitty office while I blow my money travelling the world so who's the real loser here?

this is him*

I like to light stuff on fire I try to burn as much things that I can this one time I was home alone I was butt ass naked holding a homemade flamethrower I almost burnt the house down