Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind. Like, ever.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults are never original, let's be honest.
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, be a winner!

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HelpYuno

still here

Still here and

I like popcorn and junior mints. I'm glad you like it.
I think they are supposed to be stronger than zombies
Yeah it's a bit weird huh? Yes totally attracted to would be her daddy

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Still queer
Nice hair

>>gasses you

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So you're not a winner after all.
Ah, so it's all just to have a war. Very nice. I guess that would be more fun though. I used to play a game somewhat similar called Zeus and all I really did was piss off countries so they could pick a fight with me.
I'm not repeating myself, creep.
That hair will be mine! Creep!
Who says zombies can't be strong?

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Yuuki
And they said the perfect song doesn't exist.
I fuckin love all the mashups of that song.

Urabe
Just work tomorrow. :/
So what else does tonight have in store for you?
> Thanks, i'll come up with a better one next time!

Suzie
> Somehow i doubt your motives...but maybe i can give you a peek~
If you say so.
Well yeah you got a point there actually.

Juvia
Yeah that makes sense, gotta start out with small allies to get the bigger ones.
> Am i though? Because i think i'm right quite a lot~
That's not what you really mean~
> I was just looking is all, it's not like i was admiring such a sexy leg...

I saw that~

Zombies are supposed to fuck in number not strength

Kill me

REEEEEEEEEE

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For real. Pillar Man theme mashups are the best.

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Juvia Lockser or Loxar depending which you prefer but most use the first one. She's from Fairy Tail
Yeah basically. Plus there's no really economic effect if you do.
That sounds like fun. You can't really do that in hearts of iron, all you can do is spark a civil war within the country
Then don't! Dummy
I don't give my hair to dummy's!
Yeah usually but this time I'm avoiding big allies cause the Soviet Union is a bully and Germany's a back stabber
>no you're always wrong! Stupid!
Yes it is stupid!
>whatever you lying perv!

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6/10
7.5/10
8/10
9/10
3/10
4/10
8/10
8.5/10
4/10
7/10
7/10
5.5/10

Still mine

And still mine

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i am returned

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Give me love!

I am back, way later than I thought! I watch Logan, that was nice! Also sad. But it was enjoyable! Anyways, I don't know how long I'll stay, but at the very least I can stay for a bit!

How is everyone doing on this night? I hope you're all doing super duper well!

Id be her bunny anytime

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Hi kanna I saw the new mummy

>snugs
hows the mummy?

Thanks user.

Tired as fuck, but rather well otherwise. Re-evaluating my plans for the future, which are probably going to shift towards electric work.

hey mako
when we were together I drew a picture of Koume and Makoto. I found it today in an old notebook

I need to see that still. I'm well! You?

Thats a shit waifu

Thanks and it's alright but it was more zombie and also had a lot of setup for what looks like the universal studios version of marvel universe

Damn that sucks.
Well besides more anime, sleep. Speaking of that, it's gotten more feelsy.
>
But why not both though?
War makes the winner prosperous. So that makes sense.
That also sounds like fun. How is stirring up a civil war done though?
I'm not! Creep.
Good because I intend to steal it!
:(

Hey Tomo!
Oh, that's cool! The one with Tom Cruise, right? I want to go see that! Is it any good? And how are you?

Ah, tired, I can understand that. But I'm happy that you're still doing well regardless!
That's a big change! Err, re-evaluation? Anyways, what made you make the shift? And congratulations, I think!

Hey, you should! It's really good. Definitely worth watching!
Glad to hear that you're good!
I'm not so good, still. No biggie though!
How was your day today?

Hi Urabe! How are you doing tonight?

>You should really add me on Discord so we can chat~
Well The Hand would be pretty OP if it was faster.
So watcha up to?

Shame there isn't more of them. Though i think i like we are number one mashups better.

> Soviet Union is a bully and Germany is a back stabber
Damn if that aint the truth. Hmm If you can get a bunch of small allies that could work out better.
> Hmmm no i don't think so~
No it isn't you cute little tsundere~
> Alright maybe i was a little~

Hi Kanna! It's good to see you again.
>Hug
I'm doing alright. How about you?

Nice. Almost won.

interesting

Yyyuno?

I'm sorry you aren't well, hope things get better! I worked a bit today, went to the gym with a friend, and played WoW for a while!

Hi Hanako! And thank you, really. I'm happy to see you too.
>hug
I'm glad to hear you're doing alright. Did you have a good day?
I'm a little rough right now. Cough is worse, but that's fine. It's life, you know?
How was your day?

Hi Shinobu! How goes you?

Hi Kanna. Sorry I didn't say hi first.
I'm doing good tonight, day was tough so I'm just relaxing in bed.
How have you been? I bet you were very busy.

I know. If I knew how to make them I'd do it myself lol

epic
*loves*
7.5/10
3/10
4/10
no, thank you 8.5/10
7/10
cut me
shizuzuzuzuzuzu is hard to beat at times 7.5/10

hi kanna, im alright just finished playing some risk of rain with earlover, trying to decide what to do now

Eh? When were we together?

Ya, I ended up sleeping till 10 minutes past when I was supposed to be at work due to not being able to fall asleep for most of my night. Ended up coming in an hour late.
Well, a good few things. For one, working on my car should probably stay a hobby until I get into it MUCH more.
Mechanic work is VERY hard on the body, for relatively little pay.
Electrical work is more accessible with multiple apprenticeships in Southern California, as where the only Auto related ones are exclusive to Central and Northern Cali.
The pay starts off nearly twice as much, and ramps up to the average of a Master mechanic in less time.
Plus, it's a trade I can still apply to cars, if I ever need to do electrical work on mine.

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Yyyyyyyuno?

>4/10
Cuter than you're slut of a shit tier waifu you mexispic shit.

Still above 50%
Hello kanna
>hug
Well i just like to take stuff just to take it
Except Albania. I actually needed their industry.
You stage a coup and boost your political ideology on that country. But that's only if You want to weaken a country really
Dummy dummy dummy
That's something a pervert would do you know
>dubs
Getting ready for bed by watching anime.
You?
That's the plan. And I've learned from my many play throughs as poland to not ally with either of them.
>i know so! You're always wrong!
Shut up it is too! And I'm not your cute little tsundere! Stupid!
>stupid!

Wish some one could draw my wives together :(

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Because that's lame.
Yeah. It was alright but it was a bit more zombie than mummy and focused too much on Dr Jekyll
Yeah I'm curious to see how it goes. Movies are becoming series a lot
I don't know you though

bep

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyuno?

Yeah, but oh well i'll live...maybe.
How far have you gotten into it?
> H-hey what did i do?

Alright sure, what is it?
I'm not familiar with that one.

Thanks, yeah it was pretty good. Just kinda relaxed and played games. How was yours?
Oh man that sucks...are your headaches better at least?

You should learn, it can't be that hard!~

Haha maybe it's just that they both really hate Poland.
> Hmmm no...no i don't think so~
Nope it's the opposite~ Aren't you though~?

3/10
6.5/10
that's an impressive vocabulary. I'm rating pictures and most of yours are just manga snips 5/10
It's just my subjective opinion; you shouldn't think too much of it 7/10
4.5/10
7/10
you could get to know me
7/10 -_-
5/10

are you saying I wasn't your bf ;-;

Filtered.

Ok how?

Dutche$s#4205
Its Okuyasu's stand

My waifu is 10/10.
She literally can change her body to be your ideal body.
So even if you think she is a 4.5 in that pic, ahe can easily be 10/10 with your standards and likes.

Ah, missed you by a second! I'm sorry!
It's fine, thank you Yuuki!
Hey, that sounds like a productive and fun day! What did you work on, if you don't me asking?
I hope you had a nice workout!
What did you do on WoW?

No, it's super duper okay, really.

Aw, well as long as it's still okay, I might go see it! It doesn't have to be mind blowing, I just like movies that are just a nice watch for a couple of hours.
Wait, Dr. Jekyll? In... a mummy movie? Hang on, is that right?
What are you up to now?

massive, bep!
How are you doing today?

Hey, that's awesome to hear! I hope tomorrow is somehow ever better! Err, wait, do you have work tomorrow? I'm glad you had a nice day today.
Mine was okay, laid in bed a lot, played a game or two but not really. Watched Logan, and now I'm here!
Nope! They're never really better, eheh. It's just life for me, it's fine. If you really want to know... think of on the best day, a dull ache, like it's hard to think. Worst day, someone is stabbing your brain or crushing it. Hopefully I can just stop coughing though, that'd be nice!

thats some good hentai

yea, disney is slowing buying out everything so they can do whatever the fuck they want with the movie industry

blub

earlover went to bed so done with that for tonight, im not really tired yet tho, my day was pretty good, went for a swim and had hamburgers for dinner, not really tired anymore, i think im finally better

That's the cool thing about opinions, I'm glad you're mature enough to think this ^-^
ok 6.5/10
What do you like to do?
You're an 11!
this one is adorable ^-^ 8/10

*cuts*
You power hungry monster. That's awesome.
Poor you.
Oh, I'm so simple minded with these games. Zeus was old, so the most I could do to cause a war was make unreasonable demands to other countries. That or the old attempt invasion thing. I gotta play this some day. But weakening a country is the best way to go.
Fine I'm dumb. Happy, creep?
Got me there. I'm not even sure I should be calling you creep anymore.
Making zombies more threatening is lame? I think'd it be alright.
Well how many days has your job gone without an accident?
More than halfway done. It's as short as Another.
>oh I forgot to type something after that arrow, sorry haha

Sauce tbh.

How about this one?
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Sent.
Ahh alright i've seen a little of it.

Thanks~ Yeah i have work tomorrow, so i doubt it will be better lol.
Well that sounds like a decent day, How did you like Logan?
Damn that really sucks Kanna... I see, i really hope the good days are more than the bad.
Do you have any medicine for it?

Lol a waifu cant be 10/10 unless it can shape shift in some way.
I mean people even have different preferences depending how they feel.

What do you give my second wife that cant shape shift ?
(Mei from overwatch)

CLAIMED

ITADAKI! SEIEKI.
The hentai was cancelled after 1 ep tho.

Yes? I thought we went through this already.

As far as I'm aware, since I called right away, the manager didn't give a shit. I wasn't relieving anyone, nor is this a reoccurring thing.
Mmm, I kinda wanted to make a living out of it, but weighing the pros and cons, it's probably best that it stays a hobby.
Ehhh, the average money for a master mechanic is about $60k a year (probably about double that in California). Meanwhile, I could be making that within 5 years of being an electrician. And that would benefit me, as then I could use that money to expand my skills into engine work and welding, which would pretty much allow me to build a car from raw materials should I want to.
Mmm, it's more that I've looked into this a few years ago, and I'm just coming back around to it now after some serious though.
Starting pay going into the apprenticeship is $16 an hour. After 4-5 years when it's done with, it'll be $40 or more per hour, then another 4-5 years, I'd be making near $60 an hour by my estimates!
I mean, I doubt I'd get a new car unless they introduce another rotary car to be honest...

I was at the courthouse today. I did some diagrams, installed some new computers...in WoW I've been doing things to allow me to fly around on my mounts

I would need some better software. I don't think I have any audio type software

I thought before you and Anya got together we were together -_-
I thought we were anyway and I drew our waifus in an old notebook

Claimu

I saw a lot of E3 stuff happened.

ty 7.5/10
owo 9/10
not bad 6/10 you have other ones I like more I think
That's a small pic but a cute one 7.5/10
epic
7.5/10
8/10
8/10

It will entertain. My friend got spooked. He was in that movie setting up the monster movie universe. I'm doing my food handlers thing
It wasn't Disney this time though.
I like to play games erp and post.
Then they would be a bit op. Their strength should be in numbers.

Hai Dwagon
Not bad actually, hope I manage to keep it that way. What about you, got some slep?
I love the art style on that Kanna pic!

blop
How did Risk of Rain go? I got it a while back, played it less than an hour I think, friends wanted to play wow instead . . .

I feel like you get this pointed out to you far too much to still think that.

Lack of quality stylised art of her

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It will. No work tomorrow so I can rest all I want.
I'm sorry to hear that. I seriously hope things improve for you. But sure I'll drop it.
Hot flashes? Sounds uncomfortable.
No sorry. The week went by pretty fast actually. I'm still finding it hard to believe I'm near pay day which I'm excited for.
Why do you enjoy being cut?
I guess I agree. Was the movie scary though? It felt like an action flick from the trailers I saw.

Are you bored right now by chance? what are you doing?

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Depends on how you define accident. I slammed my thumb against some concrete the other day, bled quite a bit.
Ah the standard 12 episodes.
> Attacking like that and not saying why, rood~

Ah, would be kind of a waste to buy some just for that.

How's this?
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you said it seemed like it was setting up marvel shit tho, and marvel is owned by disney

it went alright, earlover died on the final stage before we got to the boss so i had to fight it alone, died on stage 3 of the fight, fucking each stage has a 30k health bar and i hit for like 40 damage ;-;
i unlocked a new character tho so that'll be neat to try out if we play again tomorrow

10/10

Actually I thought that me and mako used to e-date... But its clear that be just lead me on back then

Wasn't really scary but my friend jumped from their nice camera shot and tom cruise yelling stop.
Yeah like a marvel universe but with monsters

I'm seriously confused how you thought that. We never even talked to each other outside of the threads!

>Somewhat consistent score of 7-8
I'm okay with this.

Too dark for me
6/10

what games? What position do you want in bed?
interesting style 8/10 -_-
5/10
Very unfortunate, I've never played OW seems fun
You may be confusing me for someone else 8/10
very bored 7/10
0/10 for racism t b h
7/10
9/10
interesting style 7/10
You have a good waifu 9/10
10/10

Sauce on animu?

Is the dark skinned loli thing a passing affection or something you've always been fond of?