Story Time

> Story Time

I have a greentext story of current events for you Sup Forums - Looking for advice (will probably disregard any white knight)

> Be me 26 y/o
> Fairly attractive, not a 10/10 but at least a 7 face-wise
> Gather with high school friends every sunday to play board games and D&D
> Apartment we gather at is very close to mine, like 3/4 blocks away
> One day on they way there, see a girl coming out from the apartment next door
> Have poor far mid-far sight so I can only discern her body shape and that she seemed attractive
> Day ends with no incidents
> Fast forward 3 weeks
> Come out of the apartment to receive the pizzas we ordered, apparently the girl walks by again with her mother and, according to my friend, she checks me out
> Catch a glimpse of her for a split second before she turns around the corner
> The day goes on and I tell everyone "Maybe I should write her a letter" as a joke
> Actually do it
> Write a fucking romantic masterpiece with my number at the end
> Wait until we all are ready to go home to slide the letter under the door
> Do it
> Run like a bitch
> Next day anxious at work because I hadn't received an answer and it was 12pm already
> Friends starting to put negative ideas in my head
> Starting to think she called the cops afraid of a stalker
> Cont?

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> Time passes and around 4 pm I receive a text
> Has one of the most beautiful faces I've seen in a while as profile picture
> She says "Hello, who are you?"
> I explain to her how I decided to write her a letter
> She says thinks it was "a nice detail" and "cute"
> Conversation goes on and we just talk about nonsense
> Soon enough she asks my age and then I ask hers
> She is barely underage
> I shit my pants
> Immediately think I'm just gonna have to leave it there since it is almost 10 years difference
> She says she doesn't mind
> I have second thoughts but finally decide to just keep chatting, I honestly do not have bad intentions

Cont

Anyone lurking? Hoping I have an audience of more than 1

Go on
Im interested

> We talk frequently, and eventually I ask her to meet
> I intend to go grab something to eat
> She says she doesn't want to rush things
> HowIsEatingRushingThings.jpg
> Try to set my mind on how I thought about the opposite sex at her age
> Still don't feel its rushing it
> Try to understand her
> I don't
> However I try not to push her
> She says we could meet outside the apartments and have a conversation at the front gate
> For some reason I thought she meant at her front door so I say that is weird
> She is confused
> I'm retarded
> Keep being retarded for a few more weeks everytime the topic of meeting up comes up
> Continue to disagree on how to meet
Cont

Go on...

Continue

> One day I meet with my friends (not on Sunday as usual) to go out to eat
> We are a group of 3 waiting outside the front gate of my friend's apartment
> We are talking, trying to make our fat friend stretch his legs more than he could
> Suddenly hear a female voice saying "Good evening" from behind us
> Spaghetti comes out from my pockets
> As she passes next to us she turns around for a second and we both recognize each other
> Shit goes in slow motion to me
> Surprised I don't panic
> My friends all know the situation so they play it cool like its nothing
> We both finish each other's sentences saying "Aren't you..." , "Yes I am"
> She comes over to greet us
> We have an extremely short conversation, she barely asks "Are you playing today?"
> I say "No, not today. We just got together to go grab something to eat."
> She's like "Ok, let's talk later"
> She leaves
> I get fucking excited as we go to the restaurant
> While we're eating and talking about it I send her a text
Cont

Ok you made me curious op continue

> Basically I ask her why she left in a hurry, thought she would stay for a bit
> Says she thought we had to leave
> Doesn't matter, tell her I'm glad we finally met even though it was by accident
> Plus, a little after she left her mother followed
> Send her some pictures of what we're eating
> Says she's hungry and asks if I wouldn't mind bringing her something to eat
> Tell her no prob, will do when we head back
> We finish eating and start heading back
> Me and my friends enter my friend's apartment
> Text her telling her I'm next door
> I come out to the seats that were in the corridor
> She comes out and slowly walks towards me
> She thanks me for what I brought but doesn't even take a look at it or take it back to her house
> She sits down and we start talking
> At this point I'm constantly doubting myself again because of the age difference
> Eventually it does not matter to me anymore, we talk about so many things about each other
> Obviously feel I have an upper hand on life experiences
> Can't stop thinking about this fucking stupid bruno mars song - If I Knew
Cont

Please dont walk the fucking dinosaur boy

Cooont !!!!!!!!

Please continue... it's getting pretty interested

keep going

> I'm fucking lost looking at her eyes and pale skin, her voice is so damn soft
> Notice my friends get bored as fuck inside but they behave as bros and wait it out for hours
> She is far more confident than I thought she would be
> Flirty behavior imo
> Push each other when joking
> Briefly grab each other's hands
> At one point I told her how my back hurt because I had accidentally slam dunked a friend on the ground the day before
> She gives me kind of a back massage
> Everything feels so much more comfortable than I thought it could
> At one point she goes back to her house for a sec I don't remember why but I take the chance to talk to my friends for a bit
> Feel bad for them and actually remember I have to wake up early for work, it was already 11:30 pm, time flew
> When she comes out, even though I do not want to leave, I tell her it was about time I left
> We say goodbye and as she kisses my cheek she softly touches my face
> I'm pretty surprised now, maybe its just that I was extremely beta at that age
Cont

Frickin go on

For fuck sake cont.

> I mean, I had a girlfriend at her age, but it was a pretty bad experience
> Think I dreamt of her that night, I'm feeling like an extremely naive faggot
> Can't remember how but I propose going to watch a movie sometime
> She brings it up shortly after to decide on a date
> We both agree on the coming Saturday
> Keep talking on the week
> The day comes and we intended to watch Wonder Woman
> Tickets sold out
> Shit
> Decide to watch another movie anyways
> Watch The Mummy
> As you all may know, that movie is shit and Tom Cruise is a fucking fag
> Gives us an excuse to not pay attention to the movie that much and just chat
> Again grabbing each other's hands
> Playing with pop corn throwing it around
> Feeling as comfortable as last time
> Nothing much happens apart from that
> Movie ends
> We both agree it was trash
> We head back to her apartment and sit outside
> We get hungry and decide to go walking to Mcdonalds to get something
> The place is fucking packed with people
> Take a long ass time to get our orders but in the meantime we continue to fool around
> Taking pictures of each other
> Can tell she is sending them to her friends
> She can tell I am doing the same
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Go on
It drives me crazy for more

kinda lowkey jealous cuz im a beta fag to the max.

> We return to her apartment and eat outside while chatting again
> Time flies like last time
> Can't stop looking at her face, ask her to take her glasses off to see how she looked without them
> She doesn't want to, never does so
> She tells me about her ex's I tell her about mine
> Again, as expected I have more experience on that
> Doesn't matter
> Night gets extremely cold all of a sudden
> We get really close together, holding our knees against our chests
> She lays her head on my shoulder and knees from time to time
> As stupid as I am, I resist the urge to hold her hands to keep them warm (didn't even think of that at that moment)
> My friend even shouted from his apartment: "Keep her warm you retard"
> I'm retarded so I just give her my jacket as a fucking cliche
> Turns into a game, she gives me hers, which is far more thin
> When she takes it off, for the first time I could see that indeed her shape wasn't of the average girl her age
> She blushes a little but we don't pay attention to it
> We continue talking sitting close to each other
> Its almost 1:00am
> I get a call from my friends, they want me to go to one of their houses to drink and whatnot
> After a little while, I worry about her mother flipping out and use it as an excuse to go to my friend's house
> I leave, she kisses me again on the cheek and I feel like she didn't want me to go, but it could be just me
> Get to my friend's house
> We talk a little and I end up texting her: I shouldn't, but I miss bullying you and freezing together
> She tells me thats the sweetest thing I've told her so far
> Rephrase what I said into a more concise: I'm afraid I miss you
> She tells me I should
> We talk a little more, until I fall asleep in my friend's couch and I go home a few hours later
> This happened last Saturday, and we continue to talk everyday, we might go out again this coming Saturday

Am I being too naive? Am I retarded? Should I actually try and kiss her?

go on

Dog you're just beta man. If it were me I would have pulled like 5 moves already

I mean I normally do, but I have the idea she won't follow up. I mean she thought going out to eat as a way to meet each other was "rushing things".

>Age is just a number

I know faggots say that shit all the time, but srsly, don't let age intimidate you user. My parents met at a ridiculous fucking age gap. My dad was like 31 and my mom was 15. They got married when he was 32 and she was 16, and they've been married for almost 40 years or some shit, don't be a lil bitch

>make a move
if it scares her off then oh well, atleast you can say you tried and can go try with another bimbo

insert dick

I was hoping for you not to be a faggot bu well if you will not bone her do not come back here

That's nice to hear, I'm not thinking that far ahead but even my parents are 10 years apart from each other.

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dont be some cliche faggot. just do whatever you think will help your relationship progress.
ur not doing a terrible job, but some shit like the knees was stupid af plus u should have stayed longer rather than leave.

OP your beta af
if you don't make a move the next time you see her, then you are going to get friendzoned so hard

Well, I'm pretty confident that things will be more intimate next time, maybe not as much as you expect it to be but still. I'll probably post an update soon. Maybe one of you here will get to read it.

give a date and time

post a pic of her

Sadly, I agree. Shit, I'll fucking do it this weekend.

Most likely Sunday night, around 9pm -5 GMT
I'm even setting an alarm lol. Since she still attends high school, it's not likely that I'll get to see her in the week.

post a pic of her

Don't want to get doxxed

so cute
go for it, OP
maybe try to take the lead a bit more, but no need to rush things
(oh, and get her beers or something, might b fun)

Only women have trouble with age gaps, if they're older. That's what the statistics say anyway. Women generally like older men user. You've got experience user, make her call you Daddy

Will try to, only problem is getting permission from her mother. Ty for the advice

idek wtf your talking about.
post a pic you took so it cant be traced to some facebook or whatever lol

hush, don't bother asking, just try to get it working and be like "yo, i could be your brother but i'm making your daughter happy, we good?"

I know, but I lost all my shit today when I changed my phone for a new one, at least pictures. Will have one next week for sure. Will post the same story and what happens this time.
I guess a good description of her would be
> Straight long black hair that gets to her waist
> Curvy body
> Pale skin
> Small face features
> Boyish clothes

lmao, forgot to mention she offered to take us to the cinema and we did accept to not trigger her. She even asked to meet me the first time we went out

oh, so she already knows and she's at least (half) cool with it? good.

does that long ass hair look good on her?
sounds like a cute chick.
better not fuck it up OP

Yeah I even scored some points bringing a big mac to her lol

Yeah it does, wish I could show you but the fag friends I sent the pictures to are already sleeping. (As I should)

what if she just playing u for that food

birbing mothers with McD's, oh how wrong the world has gone
more seriously, how laid back is her mother? i'd say that light stuff is fine for anyone over 13, so assuming she's 16 or so it shouldn't be too much of an issue, right?
just don't get her preggers or forget to lock the door when you do her, i guess?
unless she laid down some specific rules?

lmao then lets hope she is not

she a virgin?

She's 17 and I guess she is kinda laid back since the 2 times I've been with her, her mother just fell asleep and never said anything to us. No rules so far, other than when she asked me to bring her back early after the movie.

Wouldn't know. Guessing yes from the stories she told me about her ex's.

So you're like 25-26 tryna get that 17 yo pussy?

If you put it that way. As beta as it sounds those are not my intentions, I do not intend to take advantage of her. I didn't know her age when I wrote the letter, I expected her to be 20-21.

bruh age is just a number.
im 64 and i had sex with my gf's aborted fetus

I mean how close is she to 18?

No idea, haven't asked her birthday yet. But I'm turning 27 in July.

That's alright than fam. Take it slow tho, if she's worth the wait then wait until she turns 17 to hit it. Btw how old do you look?

Go for it dude, or you can pull a mysterious girlfriend X and do unique things that other couples don't usually do. Also you should make a move immediately or else you'll be friend zoned like I was for being a beta fag and waiting TWO MONTHS to ask a girl out. Make me proud dude

I'd say do the jebb
>slow and steady

God damn you're pathetic. your life is a giant first world problem, you egocentric prick. getjaded.mp4

Depends on how long my beard is, it grows extremely fast. When its short, I look 22-23 max, when its long I guess I do look my age.

I'm not calling it a problem, I'm honestly enjoying this even if it doesn't go as fairy-tale as one would wish.
Felt like sharing this story since I've read so many similar here before, some of you may enjoy it, some of you may not or feel I should've done something different. All is valid. But in the end everyone browsing Sup Forums is a beta fag deep inside.

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