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that's a cute skeleton

>listens to Deafheaven once

give me james bond style black metal

thrashgrind

What is the most metal way to die?

Fighting the Saracens.

gangbanged by demons while on fire

user have you brought my album yet?

war thrash recs???

What do you all think of Deftones?

nicolas cage son might be browsing this thread RIGHT NOW...

what are some other celebrities that browse /metal/?

decent but people will still think you're a fucking retard for wearing their merch

me

lmao

getting stabbed by varg in self-defense

I think The Chauffeur is the best song ever and when I heard they made a cover I was kind of excited, but it was really mediocre. Completely lost respect towards them since.

falling on a lamp 23 times

normies talking about music makes me writhe

Being tortured to death by your vocalist with a razor and cattle prod.

More like this, if it exists.

GBK's never ending battle against Mexican bootleggers is gold.
>Apparently the jews made it to Jalisco, Mexico at some point in history. The burrito eater at PREDATOR RECORDS is selling bootlegged GBK merchandise (everything he sells in his facebook pawn shop is bootlegged). DON'T SUPPORT!!! It's all fake.
>There's a new Montezuma Nazi from Leon, Mexico selling bootlegged GBK merchandise. DON'T SUPPORT!!!
>UPDATE: This Kraków survivor is now selling fake GBK backpatches.
>The GBK shirt with logo on front and praying hands on back on ebay is fake, product of yet another revolting Aztec jew from Leon, Guanajuato, Mexico by the name der.toten.sonne.
>The GBK embroidered patch floating around on ebay is also a %100 bootleg from Jimmy 'the incan jew' Ruiz, a guy with many years of ripping off bands: BOOTLEG

>metal
>music
ayy lmao

>Ed Repka will never draw Varg on an album cover

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Just got into Fleshgod Apocalypse, can anyone recommend similar artists?

Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir

hey metal bros :-D

cut my hair 2 years ago because i had picrelated problem where it covered the sides of my face. so i wore it in a ponytail all the time like a tard. how do i deal with this problem? is it cause the hair is trimmed to an equal length from all points?

i wanna regrow it cause short hair gay as fuck

>be faggot aspie with ponytail
>tie it into a bun
>now you're a hipster and drowning in pussy
it's not hard to live a double life like this user

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best i can do

also mutilated veterans sounds like excruciating terror if they played dbeat so if you like grind try excruciating terror too

if you're looking for more underground stuff check out Emperor

pussy can fuck off. i want to have good looking hair so i can play a barbarian in a medieval movie

side parted
in a bun (but not too frequently or you'll fuck up your hairline)
braided
just saying, you had options

This.

Ihsahn's voice delivers so much emotion

Reminder that 75% of /metal/ is short-haired normie looking fucks

Have you bowed to your new speed/glam kings today?
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one of my fave bands desu, i think they have a great and unique style without all their albums sounding the same, diamond eyes is one of my favorite albums OAT

Sell out sucks. Long hair. Completely bald. Or get the ruckus out of here.

Metalheads are like trannies. They generally off thmselves when they start balding. Which is good.

Oh shit, this is just what I was looking for.
Thanks user!

The only solution to balding is to shave it all off. Look at this sexy fuck. I want my dick to have the powers of his head

Haven't been in metal for atleast half a year, any good albums recently? Into all sub-genres except for djent poopoo

What did this hip hop artist mean by this?
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nah everything besides djent is dead rn

unironically the worst track bones ever did

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Take that band tee off you don't listen to that shit
Bitch I'm an introverted, inverted cross rappin'
Mothafucker, go bump please leave me alone
Black metal bumpin'
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Friday I'mma trip all day
Saturday I'mma drink codeine
Sunday I'mma post up at the church
Burn it down Yung Varg I'm cursed

Rob Halford’s 10 Favorite Metal Albums

10. Motorhead, Ace of Spades (1980)
09. Slipknot, Slipknot (1999)
08. Emperor, Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk (1997)
07. Dio, Holy Diver (1983)
06. Pantera, Cowboys From Hell (1990)
05. Slayer, Reign in Blood (1986)
04. Iron Maiden, Iron Maiden (1980)
03. Korn, Korn (1994)
02. Metallica, Kill ‘Em All (1983)
01. Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath (1970)

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Would be quite cool if any of these cloud rapping wiggers knew any real black metal and not just mainstream shit

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Dumbest shit I ever heard. Varg should have killed Bones instead.

That's ghostemane you faggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>muh blood on muh grandma floor

This is legit

memetrap was a mistake

The Rings of Saturn single is fun

Oh is it really? I don't care who it is. Kill him. Kill them all.

Is this the worse metal album cover of 2017?

This list is great. I expected halford to do the usual thing and just thank the past big bands but while they acknowledge black sabbath they do not go all "well it's just the same big ol bands ya know :^)" like a member from maiden or dio would do (I purposedly quoted them since they have album listed here) and he instead cites metallica and even slayer, which were obvious influences on "painkiller". Expecially the choice of slayer is important for me. Halford lately talked about being christian and all that shit and I feared he would do a "full mustaine" (bobby liebling went that route, fuck him) but a mustaine would never cite an album as violent and blasphemous as reign in blood and this is even funnier considering halford in an interview once said that megadeth were better than metallica. Also it's noteworthy the inclusion of ace of spades, one of the most important metal albums. I never listened to slipknot's one or korn or emperor but I think halford knows his shit I mean he's chunking out good shit even nowadays with jp

Maybe, but to be fair the quality of the photograph is great. The image itself is gay and lame as fuck, but maybe it's still better than any of the hundreds of xeroxed b/w indecipherable lo-fi bm cassettes that have undoubtedly been released this year.

sometimes i use they because i was thining of jp because im drunk as fuck

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I think the fact that he listed Emperor says more about his ability to enjoy metal than namedropping obvious shit like Slayer and Metallica.

But then again he seems to think Slipknot and Korn are metal so his opinions are automatically garbage to be discarded.

Of course, they don't. They have no actual interest in exploring the genre or any of its derivatives. They want to sound cool and edgy and impress their peers by being different.

Sure, the quality of the photo is good and is better than the numerous bm demo tapes release this year.

I guess I'm boggled on why this photo though, what is it trying to sell. One second from getting ass raped because you went to the wrong pool party?

fucking terrible.

I'm pretty sure the three of them went exactly to the kind of pool party they wanted to go to

Movie of the year?
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Heyyyyy, isn't that Johnny Shitlog?

Rec anything similar to In mourning Pls

cancer

Faggopeth

>Andy Logsack
>cliché-ridden
>"illuminati xD"
>drug sex n rock n rall amirite
>satan \m/
>buttmetal
literally who watches this shit

indie nu-males who "enjoy" metal ironically

Metal SOTY?
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>sumerian films

women were a mistake

WOOOAHHHAATT????!! 9 STRING DJENT?
DJENT WITH NINE STRINGS??!?!

further proof that British people should be gassed

In Vain

\m/

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>POWERFUL, PROUD WHITE WARRIORS STANDING UP FOR THEIR RACE
>Can't stop some random fucking Mexican bootlegging their shit
White """Power"""

suck my cock puny cucboi

whoa that's goldberg

BASED

kek

>Slipknot
Well that's a little surpri-
>Emperor
What the actual fuck

>I want a man to pleasure me
gayyyyyyyyyyy

GBK confirmed numale

I AM THAT GODDAMN SON OF A BIIIITCH

who cares about gay faggot

We all do, except rebellious edgy contrarian teens.

wrong album

I'd detach your fucking jaw lad, trap up LMAO

He literally sucks the dicks of other men, licks their sweaty balls, swallows semen, moves it around his mouth, sucks a load through his teeth, probably snowballs with his gay friends. That's after they fuck him in his shitty asshole. You care for this AIDS ridden creature.

Far-Right Metal for the discriminating ear:

Arghoslent - "Galloping Through the Battle Ruins" and "Incorrigible Bigotry"
Bound For Glory - "The Fight Goes On" and "Hate Train Rolling"
Durandal - "La Peste Brune"
Mudoven - "Truth and Tragedy: Life in the Occupied Zone"
Berserkr - "The Voice of Our Ancestors" and "Crush the Weak"
Excalibur - "Apokalypsa" and "Thurisaz"
Estirpe Imperial - "Estirpe Imperial", "Herederos de una historia", "Himnos de gloria" and "Sin miedo"
Fortress - "Victory or Valhalla" and "The Fires of Our Rage"
Frakass - "Bouclier contra bouclier"
Spear of Longinus - "Nazi Occult Metal"
Кoлoвpaт [Kolovrat] - "Пpaвoe Дeлo"
The Raunchous Brothers - "Hail Metal: Destroy Faggotry"
Genocide - "Propaganda 1939 - 1973"
Ultimatum - "Jeunes et Europeens"
RaHoWa - "Cult of the Holy War"
Fanisk - "Noontide"
Bomber - "Das böse lebt!"
Squadron - "Decade of Defiance: 1985-1995", "Our Time Will Come/Take the Sword" and "Combat, Battle and Burn"
Honor - "In Flames of the Rising Power" (English version)
Iron Youth - "Respect/Create/Defend"
Absurd - "Facta Loquuntur"
Kontingent 88 - "Générations futures"
Vaginal Jesus - "Affirmative Apartheid"
Warlord - "Ascension"
Buldok - "Triumf"
Death's Head - "Onslaught" and "Feast of the Jackals"
Der Stürmer - "A Banner Greater Than Death"
Spirit of 88 - Total Kontrolle
In Tyrannos - Die Maske fällt!

I AM THE CANCER
I AM THE FAMINE
I AM THE FLOOD
I AM THE PLAGUE

You - "Should kill yourself"

Sounds like you've spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about the intimate details of homosexual activity, any idea why that might be?

Only two of these are not absolutely terrible

>homosexual males fuck other men
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