G'morning user

G'morning user.
I hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

because every time i see this thread i get to spend an hour or two looking for sauce

Good morning, OP. Doing well today?

And I'm not going to kill myself today because I'm going to see Reel Big Fish tomorrow. Been looking forward to it. Also because it would break a promise.

waiting for you to do it first

g'morning.
thanks for the g'morning.
i'm doing so-so today.
have to figure something out at work.
enjoy the Big Fish show tommorrow.
ok.

Ill be cutting off a very tight friendship tomorrow, so perhaps Ill do it after

nah bro. sometimes ending friendships are a good thing. people grow apart over time.

Dependents. My family needs me alive. By extension my community, society, country.

we all need you.
glad you recognize that.

life isn't so bad.

you are correct.
life is not so bad at all.

there are many ways to enjoy living.

Well, after 4 long years I'm quite happy in my life now. I'm in good, stable relationship and kinda discover how does this big love works. Futhermore, I'm recently finishing my first year at uni with really good marks and hopes to get training at Techland

Because I just took a shit and it felt so great I had to whip out my dick and jerk off, I just had coffee so masturbating while your on a caffeine high is great. Right before I finished my wife walks in, stops for a second, licks her lips and I fucking exploded everywhere. She's standing there watching me orgasm and when I'm done she grabs my hand covered in cum and licks it clean. And just walks out of the bathroom to go to work. Still got some coffee waiting for me in the kitchen. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

Why are you cutting it off?

congrats on the good relationship.
cool story bro.
same bro with the 7 kids as the other day?
congrats again on the big family.

Yep, same guy. Thanks for the congrats.

i figured. I'll bet there are few people in the world with 7 kids, or even more than 3.
Do you and your wife like porn ?

Being fundamentalist Catholics, porn viewing is a big nono. I avoid it as much as I can on this board, and she just never has even seen it.

you know that is a bit ironic, considering the thread you are in. :-)
but whatever bro.
If this is your one exception time, i won't give you a hard time.

I just use other windows to block whatever images I see. I've gotten good at it.

i feel ya.
what does a guy like yourself get from browsing Sup Forums ?

I get bored, I guess. Mostly I look for this thread in the mornings, gives me good vibes.

i feel you bro.
i shit post on here alot besides from this thread too.
Hope you continue to receive good vibes.

Thanks man. What's life like for you?

Only cowards don't go for the full ride.

I have food,beer,internet, and a roof over my head.

Gonna go get a beer cheers.

Idk if it's because I've drank wine since 8 or so, but wine is the only 'hard' drink I like. It's delicious.

mostly good.
right now stressful. Trying to figure out a problem at work. Have a tight deadline too.
No biggie tho, I'm sure I'll overcome it soon.
indeed.
those are great things to have.

Funny I don't like wine I can drink it but I don't enjoy it.

Yikes. You single?

I'm not really sure. Can I get back to you on that?

I have to go to work in a hour

Beer and bourbon for me.

yup.
sure thing.
enjoy work.
i like bourbon too.