OH COME ON NOW

OH COME ON NOW

Nice sauce mate

Pretty sure a porn parody of this has existed for a decade.

portlygazelle is a parody site like the Onion.

Had me excited for a bit.

Cant wait.

Utter degeneracy. Everyone involved in this project should be executed.

what's the problem? are people on Sup Forums so pathetic that they're now going to pretend that brokeback mountain is a childhood favourite of theirs that's being ruined by women?

you got my hopes and my dick up

you literally have to be gay to not want this

Show you who's boss of this gym.

Alright Sup Forums... give it to me straight here. I'm looking for serious and honest answers only. What are the chances that we will actually have a real race war on our hands? I'm really hurting here Sup Forums... every day I see further degeneracy I just get fucking more angry.

Today after I got home from work, I turned on the TV and couldn't watch for more than a few minutes before seeing a commercial about fucking immigrants and Clinton. I got so fucking mad I just started yelling and screaming at my TV - I'm sick of seeing these fucking degenerate niggers. They're everywhere, fucking everywhere. We need a race war to happen and soon... I just need to know that it'll happen or I might not ever be happy.

>I got so fucking mad I just started yelling and screaming at my TV
You sound like a little bitch desu.

I don't give a shit about Maggot but Emma has me interested.

HOW is emma watson STILL relevant??? HOW??

I'll allow this...

luuuuul this thread is really funny

Bump!

There won't be a race war. White people will go quietly into the night

Man, I'm glad I wasn't conditioned to be this autistic by one board.

Heterosexual Bareback Mountain remake when?

stay away from Sup Forums and the news for a week, you'll feel a bit better.

>staying away from reality makes you feel better

No shit?

HOLY SHIT MUH DICK

As long as they don't come after you, yeah.

>tfw this will never happen

The guy was hurting and I suggested getting a bit of space from what was upsetting him. What's your problem faggot?

Go back to tumblr with this bait, you fat bitch

>implying women can ever have the same mutual love and understanding of each other as men do

>Sup Forums and mainstream news is reality

you're a lost cause

>Reality is defined as whatever narratives I've personally chosen to believe in

Kek

Brokeback Mountain only makes sense because of the gender of the characters, where they live, and at what time. It isn't just about gay romance. The fact that they're males, and cowboys, with every single rule that implies, and have families, impacts the story tremendously. Gay males suffer more prejudice naturally, but the movie gives them even more conflict beyond the fact that they like dick.

Lesbians would NEVER suffer anything those characters go through in that story, not even close. At best they'd be fetishized. Lesbian women and gay men are perceived completely different in society and treated differently.

That attitude is pretty sexist desu.

>women can't suffer or know hardship

Your mother and grandmother most definitely know suffering and hardships. How do I know? You exist.

If you wanna bait, at least try to make it subtle. Otherwise don't bother, it's too early in the morning.

Is it a bait? How can you even tell?

It's 2016.

zero. the whites wont present battle and the minority of them who do it, will get crushed by the system.

Fuck you OP

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i'd pay to won that movie if it featured lots of kissing and "blue is the warmest colour" tier scenes
I'd pay for $500 collectors edition if there was one

Margot domming little Emma and seducing her...even implied would be fucking hot.

I hate how men sexualize lesbians so much, lesbian love is the most pure thing in the world and all you disgusting pigs want to do is masturbate to it

fuck off

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Gay love>straight love>dyke "love"

I never watched bareback mountain but i'll definitely be watching the remake.

>lesbian brokeback mountain
why didn't they think of this sooner, they're going to swim in money

i prefer new lesbians, like they're teenagers and they suddenly fall in love with another girl in class and tries to accept her feelings at the same time as they try to figure out how the other girl thinks of her
it's the purest of loves

Don't taunt me OP

What's wrong with jacking off to hot bitches scissoring?

Fuck off, lesbians are fucking degenerate. My best friend in high school was a lesbian and through her I've known lots of them. They're promiscuous, riddled with mental issues, can't ever stay in a relationship for over a month, have an infinite number of partners and are just nasty and perverted in general.

This is undeniable fact.

read tamen de gushi
it's a chinese comic series and it will change your view on lesbianism

old lesbians yes
young lesbians no

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reminder that if you like lesbians you literally enjoy gay porn

Underrated for value within and outside this thread.

No, no it wont

Its bad enough they are deciding to constantly do these pointless reboots, especially all female reboots. What boggles my mind is these reboots are for movies that aren't even 15 years old.

Stop playing with my feelings ;_;

>73575360

>i knew one lesbian
>all lesbians are bad

Young love is the way you described for every single human being on earth. Young heteros don't fall in love and suddenly know all their feelings and are thinking of creampieing a girl.

Lesbians are filth and always will be.

It's bad enough you can't read the sentence that comes right after that one and have to twist words into your own little narrative so you can talk, but you can't even link a post properly.

Delete this embarassment.

>news is reality

>Young heteros don't fall in love and suddenly know all their feelings and are thinking of creampieing a girl.
i don't care about young heteros discovering they're something they are by default, i've lived that life and it's wholefully uninteresting

>Brokeback

brilliant name

>this same thing is interesting just because they're women

Good job fetishizing it just the same.

because they're breaking the mold
you don't have people think they're homosexual only to discover they like women a lot more
they are not the same thing

DUDE NIHILISM LMAO

>gayness
>breaking the mold

There is no mold, you retard. Gay people have existed since mankind has existed, it's not new or unique. And you're talking like they trip and fall into a gay well and suddenly discover gay feelings, if it's to be believed that people are born gay, then attraction appearing and being discovered is the same process for everyone, only the genders change.

You're painfully dumb.

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They can when it's two women.

stop shitposting

Jesus christ how do you let yourself become this much of a retard by an anonymous image board. Call me reddit all you like, I don't genuinely take anything you guys say to heart because I'm not some kind of Sup Forums conditioned freak

Your dad should've told your mom to start aborting.

No, but you did take the bait....

Fake but even if it was real it wouldn't work because lesbians are only women partaking in sexual deviancy whereas gay men have an actual mutual love between eachother.

I hope Emma takes up method acting. Robbie should demand she "get into the part".

she does method act usually read or seem her talk about it more than once

Because shes a good actress unlike Sup Forums obsessions, she's leading a Tom Hanks films and singing in BATB, she has a nice singing voice.

my dick is okay with this