Alright sir that'll be $19.99 plus mandatory tip

Alright sir that'll be $19.99 plus mandatory tip

i dont tip fag u should get paid enough from ur boss

$19.99? For a pizza?

Unless they're tax exempt there's no way.

"Alright, here is $20 plus an extra $5 for your tip. Have a nice evening sir."

>mandatory tipping

Except it isn't my guy

That's the stupidest think I've ever heard.

Why would I order a pizza that costs $20?

No tip cause you opened the pizza.In fact im going to call your boss and have him give me the pizza for free,cause who knows what else you've done to my pizza

My state is tax exempt and thats a pretty normal price for one large pizza

cuck

25$ for one pizza dam man

*closes door and orders from somewhere with sense*

here's a 10 keep the change

I don't think you know the meaning of that word
>tipping for pizza delivery
>husband wanting to watch his wife fuck someone else

"I didn't order a pizza. You got the wrong person."

"Here's a $30, keep the change my guy."

I don't tip. Ever! Why should I? Just you get a better job.

>tip is mandatory

"Opens door to find this"

Poor cucks can't afford tipping
>LEL

Why the fuck is the box open? Shit looks cold.
I got 6 bucks take it or leave it.

Online payments ftw.
>Hi, here's your pizza, here's your bill and our new prospect. Have a good day.
>Thanks, bye!

Why doesn't your shirt or hat have a company logo?

no one has mandatory tip faggot.

10% so 2 dollar tips?

yanks do. because they're socialists and have to subsidise each others lifestyle choices

You haven't been out much, have you?

Americucks: Even have to give a tip when born

I guess by "no one" I meant that no pizza deliveries do this, at least none I've seen.

poor and mad

Don't you mean 30.00? You got here under 45 mins, pal. Here's 2.00 extra.

If you're over 45 mins next time, no tip.

You want a tip, don't pee in the wind

I hate how overpriced pizza is.

that's ok jewslave

keep working and tipping

Where the fuck you think you are? No tip culture here .

the only place in the world that has convinced itself tipping is normal. and if you don't you're poor!

>United Cucks of America

Someone can post that picture of a whore waitress having complains for a fucking $5 dollars tip?

>Dominos last night
>two pies
>38 bucks
>6 dollar tip

Dominos Brooklyn style pie sucks. Pizza built on cardboard

they get paided 7.90 an hour here no compensation for robbers or miles
and they work making your pizza boxes and sides too

Ok sir here's 2 cents I'm getting my shotgun

Lost

'Kay your tip is the last for numbers of my post.

>what is a job?

I don't tip them anymore.

When Gas prices sky rocketed years back, they doubled the price of delivery charges, but when gas prices went back down to normal, the doubled charge stayed. So fuck their tip.

here is $20 buddy
i don't tip so i want my change

then i call the pizza place
im ordering elsewhere from now on you don't pay your staff enough so they come to me begging

/thread

thats how you get jizz and spit in your pizza. better learn to cook faggot.

I don't order Pizza anymore. Went to buy some blocks for a firepit, and entered to win a Pizza Oven giveaway, ended up winning it. $2500 Pizza oven for free. Although I've spent a fortune on accessories for the fucking thing.

Give him a 20 and close the door.

can you take your pizza oven with you after you die? no? then i guess you wasted a lot of your life on pointless shit. i hope at least you got fat off of pizza.

You are officially a retard.

OH AND DONT FORGET THE "DELIVERY FEE" WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS

u seem so sure of your statement. i'll bet you are sure of a lot of things.

Woah angry police, pull over

They open the pizza to confirm that they're giving you what you ordered with has no mistakes you tard.

1 3/4 C flour
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp sugar
mix (optional: add dry spices like garlic powder or whatever you fancy, especially if making bread sticks from this also)

2/3 C warm water
1 1/4 tsp yeast (~a packet IIRC)
mix, sit 5-10 min (optional?)

oil up inside of cast iron skillet
mix all above, put in skillet, cover and wait .5 - 2 hr. Dough will spread itself, so no need to roll and deal with that mess.

Any sauce, any toppings.

Bake 10-20 min @ 350 degrees (flexible depending on thickness and toppings... 10 min then check every 5 is good rule of thumb. Visually observe toppings and/or poke crust with utensil and should be obvious.

Tastes better than most delivery. Very easy. Downside is the .5-2 hr wait for dough to rise. But how long will you wait for delivery.

>mfw 2 pizzas from a non shit franchise here is $42 when the delivery guy is getting an award wage of $22/hour

>eating flour
>eating sugar
>eating oil
smfh
fatty.

retard

>u seem so sure of your statement.

case and point

>i hope at least you got fat off of pizza.
>of

you seem very upset about my comment, if i'm retarded why wouldn't you just move on instead of let it bother you so much? unless you are the one who is retarded and you envy me and how much control i have over you just by using a few simple words.

>case and point

You should have studied more during your ESL classes. I'm disappointed in you.

rule #1 of the food industry : dont fuck with people that handle your food

example : guy orders pizza all the time and never tips, every time he orders wings, we like to brush the inside of the toilet with them before we put them through the oven, also when we make his pizza we make sure to spit on the bottom of the cheese, when im at his door i just smile and tell him to have a great day! imagining him opening his soda after i shook it to hell is my tip

so yea no tip : you WILL get fucked with and you wont even know it =)

if it wasent for delivery drivers you fat asses would have to walk to get your pizzas, because half of you degenerate stiffing assholes sure as hell dont own any car

i kill and rape my delivery drivers
men and women
and they always get the tip
of my dick, as i cum in them and thats when i bash in their skull in the same instant.

>and you wont even know it =)
Out of sight, out of mind.

you ever kill someone as you're cumming in them against their will? well when you do you can talk to me about earning a tip.

because you're english is terrible

it's not english you eurotrash
it's american. the language of the people who went to the moon and invented the internet. learn it and you won't regret it.

I can attest to this, I work in the food service industy and I pretty much stinkfinger every single burger if ever made, once its cooked you cant even tell if there is a dirty sanchez on it or not

Kek

ah thank you. I'm in Montana and only no english

but if you don't kill the victim what's the point? seems like pussy ass bullshit if you ask me. it's like sitting alone in your room saying "i hope 9/11 happens again" and laughing about it like you did some badass thing and got revenge.

if you break it all down you really do nothing, we are just bags of skin wrapped around fat and bones - we consume and die, all your stinkfinger bullshit is pointless. you mean nothing and your attempts to mean something are worthless. you should really just consider killing yourself to at least leave behind some kind of legacy that actually meant something, like being responsible for killing a worthless faggot.

Extra large burger pizza

Lies

well I know french, german, japanese, latin and klingon

but I guess enlish is my first and strongest language

in american I only know how to say - 1 burger and a freedom fries please

fill me in yanks. why do you lot not think tipping is socialist?

I shall give you $20. The extra cent is your tip

I meant about momonta fag

Shalom, but $14.99 is a bit much for a pizza. Oy vey, I will give you $10, you can keep the rest. But remember, I was personally put into an oven, just like this pizza, after I was gassed over 6 gorillion times, so you owe me reperations, goyim!

>pie
In what world does it look like a pie?
If anything it's closer to flatbread, you fucking retard.

you are fucking dumb
you can divide pizza by 3.14 and pie by 3.14 so it's all pi.
fucking janitor.

yes

My apologies. I didn't think of that. Enjoy your pie, you fucking demon.

By this logic everyone should an hero right?