Everyone i have returned, i had to be in the ER for about a day, the doctor told me he doesnt wanna see me do anything like that again, but he let me keep the artifact soo thats cool,
They didnt give me anything to numb me they had tweezers and one of the mirror things dentist use but that really sucked im home now i have internal staples in my anal cavity the doctor said to go to my primary care doctor in 1 week to see if it becomes infected, they think i did it on purpose to get drugs
Everyone i have returned, i had to be in the ER for about a day...
What happened?
I got a comb in my ass stuck because i was in the moment a Sup Forums said it to do it
I didnt screen cap the thread tho
I have pictures
From when i did it
I missed it do it again please
I started bleeding idk if you can see it
I cant i have staples if i fuck it up the cut rips open
Bump
Do it again
Whats my story gonna be then
You fell and landed on the comb
The comb was almost destroyed im not using that again and why should i do anything rn i have internal staples and stiches bruh
You have other holes figure something out
How do you know that?
You are legend for doing what you did sir, may we have a picture of the aftermath?
Use this in your urethra
I already tried to do so but idk if i can stretch to get a picture from how far it was
lol I remember that thread fag.
Kek goddamm
OP this
Go on we can do a before after picture
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can i get a recap to what the fuck happened?
did OP put a comb in his ass or something?
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Fidget Spinner
Spoon
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poop
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the selection
Sup Forums Chose hour glass
You learned a valuable lesson OP. Never listen to Sup Forums or you'll end up in the hospital with something stuck in your ass.
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Fuck off back to your nigger dick thread faggot
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well, of course i should've seen that coming.
The Comb
The Comb 2
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The shirt
and to think I ignored that thread yesterday
I thought OP was just being a faggot, but he pulled through
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Before he heads off to the hospital
The other pic you didnt see
paint
Before, and if OP want's to finish this epic tale off with an after pic,that would be awesome.
You thought alot of shit for this thread, had to screenshot it!
how do you take a shit/get a dick then
oddly specific landing spot on the floor.
it's true?
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I ignored that thread assuming it would be shitty bait. OP, you are epic.
Make an Imgur gallery or something.
I tried but Imgur failed to upload half the pics..
14$ shipping
So OP, think you could do an after pic? I'm sure if your careful it'll be fine, just don't go crazy
Ill try
Idk if thats a good photo
Can you see the bruising and cut?
I think you know that's not a good photo
Hold on
this
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It got stuck behind that part and bruised and tore skin i got bruises now
Damn OP that doesn't look fun
did they say if your Prostate was ok?