Everyone i have returned, i had to be in the ER for about a day...

Everyone i have returned, i had to be in the ER for about a day, the doctor told me he doesnt wanna see me do anything like that again, but he let me keep the artifact soo thats cool,
They didnt give me anything to numb me they had tweezers and one of the mirror things dentist use but that really sucked im home now i have internal staples in my anal cavity the doctor said to go to my primary care doctor in 1 week to see if it becomes infected, they think i did it on purpose to get drugs

What happened?

I got a comb in my ass stuck because i was in the moment a Sup Forums said it to do it

I didnt screen cap the thread tho

I have pictures
From when i did it

I missed it do it again please

I started bleeding idk if you can see it

I cant i have staples if i fuck it up the cut rips open

Bump

Do it again

Whats my story gonna be then

You fell and landed on the comb

The comb was almost destroyed im not using that again and why should i do anything rn i have internal staples and stiches bruh

You have other holes figure something out

How do you know that?

You are legend for doing what you did sir, may we have a picture of the aftermath?

Use this in your urethra

I already tried to do so but idk if i can stretch to get a picture from how far it was

lol I remember that thread fag.

Kek goddamm

OP this

Go on we can do a before after picture

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can i get a recap to what the fuck happened?

did OP put a comb in his ass or something?

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Fidget Spinner

Spoon

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poop

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the selection

Sup Forums Chose hour glass

You learned a valuable lesson OP. Never listen to Sup Forums or you'll end up in the hospital with something stuck in your ass.

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Fuck off back to your nigger dick thread faggot

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well, of course i should've seen that coming.

The Comb

The Comb 2

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The shirt

and to think I ignored that thread yesterday
I thought OP was just being a faggot, but he pulled through

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Before he heads off to the hospital

The other pic you didnt see

paint

Before, and if OP want's to finish this epic tale off with an after pic,that would be awesome.

You thought alot of shit for this thread, had to screenshot it!

how do you take a shit/get a dick then

oddly specific landing spot on the floor.

it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

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I ignored that thread assuming it would be shitty bait. OP, you are epic.

Make an Imgur gallery or something.

I tried but Imgur failed to upload half the pics..

14$ shipping

So OP, think you could do an after pic? I'm sure if your careful it'll be fine, just don't go crazy

Ill try

Idk if thats a good photo

Can you see the bruising and cut?

I think you know that's not a good photo

Hold on

this

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It got stuck behind that part and bruised and tore skin i got bruises now

Damn OP that doesn't look fun

did they say if your Prostate was ok?