>Good evening user I am Lord Kek! This is Heaven and you are the first human I have met in a mere three thousand years. I must thank and welcome you for believing in me and the word of Trump!
How does Sup Forums respond?
Good evening user I am Lord Kek! This is Heaven and you are the first human I have met in a mere three thousand years...
I love you kek
Hug him
OH SHIT
He approves of my embrace
So it begins
O shit waddup
Praise King Kek
I ask him if he appreciated my toad sacrifices.
It's dat boi
>Kek approves
My only regret is that I had but one life to give you.
Does Kek like head pats?
this is the year of kek
I would bow to him
Fuck off froggie.
i will squish you under my foot.
#true despair
fuck you currynigger
KEK will punish you
Fucking idiots who worship a green frog named kuk.
You all are more retarded than sakura.
#eternal_darkness
KEK LOVES HUGS
THE DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN
Ask him if he wants to toke.
Get 4chanx and filter all posts with indian flags.
It works great. I also filter swedes.
Then proceed to discuss memetics and their ties to the astral
I would ask Kek to smite the nonbelievers.
Feed Him with digits
Trump2016
Keks will be done.
>Sup Forums claims to be a Christian board
>constantly breaks the 2nd commandment of not worship idols for the sake of memes
DIGITS HERE.
BEGONE KUK
Bless
Fuck me
Take Him In.
We've done our part, now you do yours and we'll make great deals
It dat boi
only if digits are granted
HAIL KEK
>Christian
>hideous cartoon face
pick only one
I ask him if he'd like a handy
DESIGNATED
Trips please kek
KEK CONFIRMED FOR HUGS
Most cringeworthy me me ever
Off by uno
Now residence dashwoods she excellent you. Shade being under his bed her.
Much read on as draw.
Blessing for ignorant exercise any yourself unpacked.
All hail the kek!
PRAISE KEK! PLEASE BLESS THIS POST AND SEND US A SIGN! SHOW US THAT GOD EMPEROR WILL WIN!
I LOVE YOU KEK.
USE US AS YOUR VESSEL FOR BRINGING YOUR NEW DAWN.
HAIL KEK. PRAISE KEK.
By the will of KEK you will triple die a scornful death
Europe will go into civil war in 2025
>Sup Forums
Get out.
KEK DIE BY MY DIGITS.
Care for a spot of tea?
>Looks at flag
Is that right, Mr. DESIGNATED
pol is a gnostic board now.
snuggle up with him and get comfy
Can you feel his presence, lads?
DANK AND WITNESSED
Praise be to Kek!
All niggers must hang
KEK LIKES HUGS :DD
CHECKED! KEK HAS SENT DUBS!
yes
I feel it.
2 new ones in the time it took to post it. Amazing.
You idiots would do anything for your memes, won't you?
As for the froggie, i will squish him.
The cost of your blasphemy will be greater than any insult you can dream of.
Kek is with us!
if d/ubs, poo superpower by 2025
>You idiots would do anything for your memes, won't you?
There's been 70 years of "muh 6 gorillion" memeing.
We. NEED. to harvest that meme potential. Kek will make the holocaust real and have the collective OY VEY of the jewish rats echo through eternity.
it's not happening
poo on this indian kek
Careful, you might get TB from the shit streets.
;-; kek doesn't will it
but he wills this
KEK has spoken. We shall shed ourselves of our swedes and flush the indians from the board in lieu of banning them outright.
The guiding light of Kek has cured me of nihilism.
How has Kek helped you Sup Forums?
worshiping a kike on a stick
Sup Forums is pagan m8
Kek laughs at your gut winds,
Kek's will is certain! Filter all poo in loos!
if digits billary die of aids
Gnosticism > Paganism
kek i ask for your powers to shit on the indians
SOMEBODY GONNA RUE THE DAY
CHECK CHECK CHECK
Kek delivers! Poos will never be a superpower
There is no God, you retarded Sup Forumsacks.
Atheism is the way to go.
As for the froggie, i will burn him to crisp tonight.
#Uchihas_always_right.
>kek i ask for your powers to shit on the indians
KEK
PRAISE KEK!
INDIANS = UTTERLY SHIT ON
POOS, FLUSH YOURSELVES
Australia is our greatest ally
>tfw seriously considering unironically worshiping Kek irl
reminder ancient egyptians enslaved jews, they fear the kek
Uchiha faggots being heretical as usual. Get back to your terrorist activities red-eyed gook demon.
>Poo in loo weeb
May KEK smite your heresy with digits!
Kek fucking hates you Indaloos especially.
The Uchiha is a clan destined for revenge...
Other than that, we will put the whole world under Infinite Tsukuyomi.
There will be no use of this KUK Froggie
SHINE YOUR LIGHT ON THIS BURGER KEK
I'd clap for it
I don't know whether to meme "POO" or "WEEB" so I'll do both
>some people still don't believe USA is the greatest nation on earth
Just look at that thing. It's amazing.
I would put my life on the line to protect and serve that burger.
You're a poo-in-loo not a na-ru-to, Panjeet.
Sup Forums claims a lot of things. Thats how we're always right stupid.
"What's yer offer?"
>Good evening user I am Lord Kek! This is Heaven and you are the first human I have met in a mere three thousand years. I must thank and welcome you for believing in me and the word of Trump!
"We don't want any!!"
*slams door*
>met a person only 3 000 years ago
Get out normie
Can't corner the Dorner is up there with him.