Good evening user I am Lord Kek! This is Heaven and you are the first human I have met in a mere three thousand years...

>Good evening user I am Lord Kek! This is Heaven and you are the first human I have met in a mere three thousand years. I must thank and welcome you for believing in me and the word of Trump!
How does Sup Forums respond?

I love you kek

Hug him

OH SHIT

He approves of my embrace

So it begins

O shit waddup

Praise King Kek

I ask him if he appreciated my toad sacrifices.

It's dat boi

>Kek approves

My only regret is that I had but one life to give you.

Does Kek like head pats?

this is the year of kek

I would bow to him

Fuck off froggie.

i will squish you under my foot.

#true despair

fuck you currynigger

KEK will punish you

Fucking idiots who worship a green frog named kuk.
You all are more retarded than sakura.

#eternal_darkness

KEK LOVES HUGS

THE DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN

Ask him if he wants to toke.

Get 4chanx and filter all posts with indian flags.

It works great. I also filter swedes.

Then proceed to discuss memetics and their ties to the astral

I would ask Kek to smite the nonbelievers.

Feed Him with digits

Trump2016
Keks will be done.

>Sup Forums claims to be a Christian board
>constantly breaks the 2nd commandment of not worship idols for the sake of memes

DIGITS HERE.
BEGONE KUK

Bless

Fuck me

Take Him In.

We've done our part, now you do yours and we'll make great deals

It dat boi

only if digits are granted

HAIL KEK

>Christian
>hideous cartoon face
pick only one

I ask him if he'd like a handy

DESIGNATED

Trips please kek

KEK CONFIRMED FOR HUGS

Most cringeworthy me me ever

Off by uno

Now residence dashwoods she excellent you. Shade being under his bed her.
Much read on as draw.
Blessing for ignorant exercise any yourself unpacked.

All hail the kek!

PRAISE KEK! PLEASE BLESS THIS POST AND SEND US A SIGN! SHOW US THAT GOD EMPEROR WILL WIN!

I LOVE YOU KEK.

USE US AS YOUR VESSEL FOR BRINGING YOUR NEW DAWN.

HAIL KEK. PRAISE KEK.

By the will of KEK you will triple die a scornful death

Europe will go into civil war in 2025

>Sup Forums

Get out.

KEK DIE BY MY DIGITS.

Care for a spot of tea?

>Looks at flag

Is that right, Mr. DESIGNATED

pol is a gnostic board now.

snuggle up with him and get comfy

Can you feel his presence, lads?

DANK AND WITNESSED

Praise be to Kek!

All niggers must hang

KEK LIKES HUGS :DD

CHECKED! KEK HAS SENT DUBS!

yes

I feel it.

2 new ones in the time it took to post it. Amazing.

You idiots would do anything for your memes, won't you?

As for the froggie, i will squish him.

The cost of your blasphemy will be greater than any insult you can dream of.

Kek is with us!

if d/ubs, poo superpower by 2025

>You idiots would do anything for your memes, won't you?

There's been 70 years of "muh 6 gorillion" memeing.

We. NEED. to harvest that meme potential. Kek will make the holocaust real and have the collective OY VEY of the jewish rats echo through eternity.

it's not happening

poo on this indian kek

Careful, you might get TB from the shit streets.

;-; kek doesn't will it

but he wills this

KEK has spoken. We shall shed ourselves of our swedes and flush the indians from the board in lieu of banning them outright.

The guiding light of Kek has cured me of nihilism.

How has Kek helped you Sup Forums?

worshiping a kike on a stick
Sup Forums is pagan m8

Kek laughs at your gut winds,

Kek's will is certain! Filter all poo in loos!

if digits billary die of aids

Gnosticism > Paganism

kek i ask for your powers to shit on the indians

SOMEBODY GONNA RUE THE DAY


CHECK CHECK CHECK

Kek delivers! Poos will never be a superpower

There is no God, you retarded Sup Forumsacks.

Atheism is the way to go.

As for the froggie, i will burn him to crisp tonight.

#Uchihas_always_right.

>kek i ask for your powers to shit on the indians

KEK

PRAISE KEK!

INDIANS = UTTERLY SHIT ON

POOS, FLUSH YOURSELVES

Australia is our greatest ally

>tfw seriously considering unironically worshiping Kek irl

reminder ancient egyptians enslaved jews, they fear the kek

Uchiha faggots being heretical as usual. Get back to your terrorist activities red-eyed gook demon.

>Poo in loo weeb

May KEK smite your heresy with digits!

Kek fucking hates you Indaloos especially.

The Uchiha is a clan destined for revenge...

Other than that, we will put the whole world under Infinite Tsukuyomi.

There will be no use of this KUK Froggie

SHINE YOUR LIGHT ON THIS BURGER KEK

I'd clap for it

I don't know whether to meme "POO" or "WEEB" so I'll do both

>some people still don't believe USA is the greatest nation on earth
Just look at that thing. It's amazing.

I would put my life on the line to protect and serve that burger.

You're a poo-in-loo not a na-ru-to, Panjeet.

Sup Forums claims a lot of things. Thats how we're always right stupid.

"What's yer offer?"
>Good evening user I am Lord Kek! This is Heaven and you are the first human I have met in a mere three thousand years. I must thank and welcome you for believing in me and the word of Trump!
"We don't want any!!"
*slams door*

>met a person only 3 000 years ago

Get out normie

Can't corner the Dorner is up there with him.