Sup Forums whats the easiest way to cheat on my girlfriend without her knowing?

Sup Forums whats the easiest way to cheat on my girlfriend without her knowing?

Make a throwaway email account, and post in the Craigslist casual encounters section. Meet at a hotel, bang, then leave. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

Fantastic idea thank you

book an escort. theeroticreview.com is probably a good place to start

fuck someone from her family or someone she works with and trusts. Zero suspicion. Done both of these for 7 years now.

You break up with her and then fuck whoever you want.

Don't be a degenerate nigger.

ask for an open relationship you unfaithfull twat

Hide the cards up your sleeve

Put her in a coma

Just break up. There's no reason to be with her if you want to be with other people.

this. stop being a faggot and break up

The guys telling you to break up with her spend way too much time on the internet and not enough time outside in the real world

I bet both these guys have a cuck fetish tho

Pro tip: don't keep girls numbers in your phone under their real name. I use the closest male name to theirs. Example: jessica is kept in my phone as jason

Dubs of truth.

Or, you could kill yourself to check if that's a viable option of hiding the truth.
You know, for science.

There's actually a surefire way of getting bitches, user.

Go down to your local gun store. Purchase the largest calibre gun you can, and one bullet. Load that bullet into the gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger.

Don't cheat, cunt.

Put your dick in someone else, then never tell anyone. Enjoy promiscuity.

Wow, Sup Forums is full of fucking moralfags this summer.

You can love a girl and still want to have meaningless sex with other girls.

Personally, OP, I think the most risk-free option is to book an escort/prostitute. No chance of it turning into anything other than sex. No wasted time trying to seduce girls in secret.

Do it twice a year or so, and get the hooker to do the kinky stuff your girlfriend doesn't like.

You'll be happier and your relationship will actually be stronger.

Cheat, take video of said cheat, post on Sup Forums. Girlfriend none the wiser

fuck her guy best friend

Don't fuck another chick if you're in the same room as your girlfriend

I didn't used to believe the whole "summerfag" superstition, but it's evident that a majority of people here aren't accustomed to the mentality of a typical Sup Forums user. Go preach about the ethics behind relationship status somewhere else. OP isn't going to kill himself just because you tell him to, his girlfriend probably isn't going to find out, and he's largely not going to suffer any repercussions for it. You're actually wasting moments of your finite existence with your schoolyard heroics.

say hi to the newfag every1

unintentional manslaughter

>other user critiques the futility of moral compasses on Sup Forums
>how can I adequately rebut that?
>ihaveanidea.jpg
>"heh newfag"

Flawless victory, user.

>Sup Forums whats the easiest way to cheat on my girlfriend without her knowing?
Use your left hand instead.

Use my way, I call it ghost sex, have a mole of your penis made and then made into a strap on, get the girl u want to comer over and hide in the closet, then get the loyal one over.

Start giving it to her hard, then get your new girl to attch your cock mold dildo to a strap on then slid out of your loyal bitch then let the girl slid on in.

Then slid on into her, win win

thank you, sir

Your right hand won't know if you use your left hand

this is beautiful

>mole