Ok, need advice. I'm an old married dude almost 50. My wife and I don't fuck anymore, we barely talk to each other...

Ok, need advice. I'm an old married dude almost 50. My wife and I don't fuck anymore, we barely talk to each other. Even though I'm an old fuck, I still like pussy. Trying to decide where I go from here. Get a girlfriend? Go to hookers? Massage parlors? Find a college girl looking for a few bucks for some fun every now and then? Or just watch porn?

Start fucking dudes off Craigslist. You could have sex everyday.

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>asking advice from 12yr olds
good luck with that

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Go to Amsterdam my friend. Take money. Thank me later

Maybe try talking to your wife about whats wrong with the marriage, or why you cant get no dick sucking. From all the divorces my family goes through, the common pattern is a communication breakdown.

Not really interested anymore bro. Sex with her was never that good

Post her pictures, one of us might want her.

Why be married then?

Fuck face that's not what I'm here to talk about.

AMSTERDAM!!! Red Light District, Browse the nice shop windows. Pick something you like. Pay, nut, profit.
Call it a business trip.

>Fuck face
What are you kinky kelly? Was a simple question. Regardless fuck it, my opinion would be stay away from getting a girlfriend then, because it would most likely end up in your wife finding out. Get some hookers, or a dumbslut fuck buddy

I want a regular thing. Not going to fly across the world so I can nut a few times

Either learn to fuck your wife the way she needs or leave her. At this point you're forcing both of you to be miserable. Leave her, get a youngin with some daddy issues and cash in on the depravity.

Stick with higher end hookers if you can afford it. If you have an actual affair you'll get caught eventually.

Maybe go the sugar baby route for something more regular.

/am 42

Get high, then fuck

smoke weed

So his wife can get half his assets and retirement income? At his age divorce might not be a good option.

Talk to her dude. Talk to her before you do anything. If need be see a marriage counselor. Do what's right before doing anything extreme.

Well you're a grump old fuck who doesn't want anyones help and is bitching at everyone's suggestions.
Your obviously Merican and Cant contemplate the world outside Merica.
Go back to bed with your dried up old hag then you no pussy getting fuck.

Thanks bro. I like the idea of a tight young college girl. Just worried they will get weird and make my life complicated

Talk to the wife about getting a fitness club membership together. Once both of you are healthier, you'll probably want to fuck more often.

porn + hookers = no attachments

There's no way he's going to get everything he wants. He can either keep all his money and stay miserable with her or maybe lose half of it and die with a young piece of ass reminding him of what youth was like.

Pick a smart one and you'll be fine. The dumb ones get clingy.

Idk about that. I work with a couple guys his age that have a pretty good thing going with sugar babies.

Not everyone wants to be divorced and infidelity is pretty damn common.

make wife die, don't get caught

get girlfriend

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