Secrets Thread!

Secrets Thread!
ITT: post secrets

i want to fuck my sister from behind and watch her fat ass bounce on my cock

I want to marry a women that is beautiful and ruthless. I'm talking would drown a basket of kittens if it meant her stock portfolio would go up half a point. Who's smart and not afraid to fuck over pesents to get her way. Who sees kids with downs as things that happen to live, not as people. Who smiles when she sees homeless people cause she knows she'll never have that shitty of a life.

my friend tried to back my fonger into my moms car

My boyfriend just told me my vag smells like French fries. No shit the fucking moron just told me my pussy smells!

why not do that to you the gay marriage that you is the most attractive thing ever and i can do it for a man that would you a gay marriage to be with me and then i a gay man who is the man of you gay man and gay man who is the most beautiful gay woman on twitter who has a gay relationship that has a gay marriage that has been on the point where the gay marriage has become the gay man for the most gay gay community

Vag smell is important. I was with a woman once whose vag smelled so bad that it made my eyes water. I wouldn't have sex with her. It's revolting

french fries is better than most.

probably means something is wrong with your diet but you could do worse.

Im married and I'm doing 100% of the work to keep us from divorcing. Now I'm getting exhausted from doing all the work around the house paying most of the bills raising our kids. Like the fuck does she do aside from work? Now I find out she's cheating with her co worker cuz I'm not paying attention to her, uhh yeah no shit I've got a house and kids to keep up with and a part time job. This bitch mane.

Do you dueche yourself? That's important and there's also special wipes for your nether region as well. I know the exact smell he's talking about. Its ok but its very strong. If that makes sense.

I'm so tired. I'm tired of trying and it feels like the progress I've made is so slow. I've overcome a lot, and it still feels like an emptiness is stirring in me. For a long time I never felt my mom's love and so it sought it out through friendships, and I can talk to people easily. I'm a little awkward, but I was isolated majority of my life as well as abused so I think I manage well. I'm so tired. This weekend I gave a guy a foot job for money. I feel even more disgusting than usual. I always hear about girls going through hyper sexual phases after a sexual assault, but I feel like I do it just because. I can't love; I can only lust. I'm so tired.

Met a grill like u before. I felt real guilty every time I had sex with her. Sometimes she would beg me to just kill her. Hang in there user. Hell I was raped from when I was 2-4. I was very temperamental. I was angry and could not control my emotions I hardly slept or ate for years and it only got worse when I hit puberty. But I'm in my mid 20s now and I'm finally not as effected by it as much. People heal user.

I know it's cliche and all but shit does get better. Even if you don't think anyone you know would understand or care you always have someone looking out for you, even random fags on the internet. Hang in there girl there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

how old are you? feeling like this at 16 is very different to feeling it at 30.

that's pretty fucked user. I've avoided having kids with my girl so far because I know it'd turn into exactly this. she would not do a fucking thing.

I ask my fuck buddy to strangle me and it just makes him cry.

Thanks user, I just get tired of picking myself up. I don't know how to love myself yet.

I'm 22. I just started getting help for my problems. I feel so empty user; I can't love. I just have sex and feel even emptier. I don't actively seek romance because I'm too tired mentally. I'm so sick of this.

Bitches are getting lazier. My 8 year old lil bunny has to help with the chores every day and help me take care of her lil brother and sister. I really hope my kids are not too stressed. I'm thinking about taking them to a psychologist to make sure. Of course I'll have to do the driving and scheduling and appointment making as well. Bitch couldn't even be bothered to take them to the hospital for vaccinations. Plz Halp...

it's a good thing you're getting some help now. if shit hasn't started improving after the teenage hormones subside it's something that you might need help to figure out.

I'm not sure what happened in your life that led up to this, but most things can fade with time if you approach them right.

hypersexuality varies, but if you're not getting anything out of the experiences it's probably not helping. Do you need that validation from others and feel like your only worth is your body? is it just your default setting for dealing with people because of the abuse and isolation?

Been there user. Fuck I'd have to really hurt that girl and even had to figure out how to fuck her like I didn't care for her. And sometimes I'd have to rape her or she would get very angry and ignore me for awhile. It all fades tho. Heck if I weren't married id love a go at pleasing u.

once gathered about 20 snails, put them in a big container big enough for all of them, then poured salt on all of them, the feeling was... extrordinary, the power to take a life. is amazing...

Definitely isn't really a secret since it's just the norm for a lot of people, but I'm completely emotionally dead and have been for a large majority of my life.
Comfortably numb as one would say.

Yet my brain keeps reminding me of someone I stupidly enough cut ties to a long time ago and ruined our friendship.

...

Show us your vag, you know for Science and stuff

I think it's a break from cutting myself. I do it to feel even though the feeling is disgust. I've stopped having sex, but it's getting hard to fight the urge to sleep with someone. Maybe I'm careless on purpose.

That's intense. I can't find anyone willing to hurt me. My fuck buddy treats me like a princess and I love it, but it just makes me hate myself more for not loving him.

>break from cutting myself.
>hard to fight the urge to sleep with someone
>Maybe I'm careless on purpose.
pretty classic risk taking/self harming behaviour. right now you need that outlet somehow, and risky sex is one way to get it.

>I can't find anyone willing to hurt me.
thats surprising. guys with a bit of a sadistic streak aren't hard to find, and guys who're fine with causing pain are downright common.

I enjoy fapping on omegle and other cam sites with girls of a questionable age.

Had a fuck buddy during college, her and her sister were abused by their dad and used to play with each other. I had two years of fucking the pair of them. She was 17 her sister 14. Some of the best times I've had. They were half caste (half nigger) so I had no problems using and abusing the pair of them.

wash your cunt you cunt, he might go down on you if you do.

I can't believe this post was made over an hour ago and someone hasn't explained the rules to you.
Tits or gtfo.

Whats ur fuck buddys initials if u dont mind sharing, and did u ever date him?

Im intrigued about u not being able to find the s&m type too why u no look harder? That guys right there are a lot of guys who would be ok with wat ur asking. Don't forget S&m is all about trust so play safe.

I guess I'm scared that he'll think I'm a weirdo for wanting to have really rough sex.

KAG are his initials and no I haven't.

Whats the other guys name?

I'm a loser and my attempts at becoming less of a loser have pretty much all failed. I'll probably kill myself later this year.

He's judgemental, wants you to love him, cries during sex. He's the worst fuck boi I've ever heard of find another one lol

I can't post it because he comes on this board sometimes. How do I let a guy know what I want without coming on too strong? I'm not very flirty, but I'm really honest.

My aunt wants to fuck me, but i wanna fuck my other aunt that ive been jackin it with her panties for 4 years when we lived together. Im not at all interested in my aunt that wants to fuck

If u can't play games (rare for a grill) the play your strength you have. Be direct and don't bitch out don't back down.

Things get better user. But if u do kill yourself can I serve your choice cuts at my Christmas dinner?

i dont know what that means so sure, why not. and things do not get better.

I convinced my ex gf to let her family dog lick her vag and record it for me

I bought alcohol for a group of teen girls as long as the chubby one in the group got her tits out while I fapped. She agreed.

it's wednesday and i haven't slept since saturday and i've been trhough around 3 half gallons of vodka since then. ask me something

why do we build castles in the sky?

I'm 40 years old, live with my parents, and still don't know how to live on my own.

I still play games like League and CSGO but I feel like I could've done something with my life instead of sitting in front of the Tv for most of my life.

we don't. what a stupid question. next...

Oh well, atleast I got to diamond on league.

That's the only thing that matters

>he'll think I'm a weirdo for wanting to have really rough sex.
only you can judge that, but 50/50 chance he'll be fine with it. go for moderately rough first. tell him you like a bit of choking or having your hair pulled or spanking during. that shit is relatively normal.

flirty is the way forward. at least try to act like you want to spend more time with him, suggest catching up or doing something together, whatever.

I talked my last gf into fingering her younger sister

If you don't hit master what is the point mane

I post in dick R8 threads even though I know it's all men. I just want to be complimented ;_;

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier tonight

when i was around 15 i started realising what my dad did in the showers wasn't normal. never told anyone but i'm unable to go down on my boyfriends now and i've lost two good relationships to it and it's depressing as fuck. i want to, and i've tried to, but my body figuratively freezes and i can't get my lips closer. i just can't move.i wish i were normal

Just do it come on im interested, if i randomly kno him i wont say shit i dont care, whats on Sup Forums stays on Sup Forums imo, old fag

2 crankhead convicts killed 2 cops down the highway from here today escaping from a prison bus. they are around somewhere but nobody knows where they are. the worst decision they could ever, ever make in their life would be to come into my house. worse than the shit that got them into prison

going to need greentext of what happened here

Dicc rate threads are meant to be all guys. Guys r honest mane. That's why we have threads dedicated to asking each other how our dicc looks. Besides there's no grills on the Chan

So your mom really fongered the try of your friends back car?

Well, you could always dedicate your life to a bullshit career, or travel around the world to places that you don't give a fuck about. It's never too late to change your life around.

Cool but grooming should start earlier.

I can't talk about it, it's still too raw

has anybody ever went so far as to...etc etc

>implying it didnt start long ago

with what? my dad or my boyfriends

i'm hopped up in vicodin as well, i'm fucking shaking ATM but that's good as it helps with my lead solos

your dad. hearing about how you didn't quite suck cock probably wouldn't make an interesting story.

Noice. Hope good shit comes out of it

i masturbated in school. a lot.

That kind of woman sees you as a thing that happens to live, not as a person.

i masterbated today. a lot

you don't want that. she will sell your ass down the river just like the kittens

Someone put good use into the suggested words feature on their phone

someone hit the gay marriage random jargon generator website

thanks but nothing will come of it, not my goal. She is very cute and im sure would be fun but not happening.

I discovered pizza on Google Image Search with simple search criteria

Whats ur bfs intiials and why plural?

Initials" oops, new phone

Anyone else not understand John Cena?

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.

How old! My friend was short and skinny. He would go to a corner and furiously choke the chicken. I'd come along to watch him. He was my shota lol. Its a damn shame he went full hetero. Sometimes I'd cum into his pants and make him walk home like that. He wanted to smashe but I wasn't into dudes that much.

>nu phone who dis?

I've fucked almost every female member of the family that adopted me and they all think they're hiding it from one another.

>Only recently found out my fondness for lolis is directly related to having women touch me as a kid.
>But then I hate children and go out of my way to avoid them.
>Not really sure if I should be grateful to them or... if I'm annoyed because I may have been a different person and could've enjoyed that "American" way of life already (success in career after hard work, qt gf --> wife, kids, raise kids, retire).

Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.

No you didnt. Simple nude images arent legaly considered cp unless theyre sexual

Gary m M/35

Hot

Did you like it?

>legally considered cp

I was molested by a female and male cousin at different times and it fucked me up. Now I go every day craving wanting to do it to someone younger, the temptation gets hard but fuck that :( found CP and couldn't get past the 5th image.

I met girl on tinder, we chatted for few weeks, then we met twice. Second time we met I decided to man up and kiss her. After that we started sexting (she started), she send me some nudes or half nudes. After we met third time we ended fucking at my place. After that she didn't respond to my messages or calls for two days. Then she said she loves me and she's needs to tell me she's not really 19 but "almost 16". I was in shock, she don't look 16. More like 19-20. When I tried to end this (cause bitch obviously lied to my about age and I don't want to get in trouble) this bitch went batshit crazy and threatened to say police I raped her if I leave her, because "she loves me and can't live without me". So I pretend it's all good. It was week ago. I try to minimize contact with her. What to do? How fucked am I?

I fucked my aunt and cousin (not her kid) after a family reunion. Busted my load in my aunt and made my cousin eat it out of her.

From 16 to 17. It didn't matter where. During class, at the urinals, in the stalls, in the girls bathroom (would sneak in a lot after school/during class), behind the stairs. Only by myself though. I did flash a few girls and shit if you want to know a story or two though

oh right sorry. well i don't remember everything. just bits and pieces. i remember we showered together often and him rubbing his dick on my face and me sniffing it and him pulling me against it. slipping the head into my mouth. i'm sorry i can't type this in a porn type of way... i know i was curious and that part is my fault but he took advantage of it

i said i lost two relationships over it, so plural ex-boyfriends is what i meant, sorry, not a native english speaker

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5' 2" Ashley sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.


eat it all you nasty little whore. your boyfriend doesn't mind, he wants to watch you take that big fat nigger dick up the ass.

My bad. That was a pretty dumb tyop

>long time ago.
>22.
>little sister sleeping with me.
>parents asleep.
>room dark.
>laying in bed doing like video related.
>the end.

But I know what you meant

My ex step mom faked dying for about a year to get free shit, attention, and disability checks.

Dude met ma waifu this way. Saw her at her middle school stalked her for years and finally hooked up at a concert. She was 16 and I was 23. Were still married. Got her to runaway and live with me and 18 we got hitched in Vegas. Its been 9 years lol no regrets

yeah thats kinda shitty.

I like to think I wouldn't dump a girl just because she wouldn't suck cock, but fuck I love a blowjob. she'd have to be pretty fucking kinky to make up for that.

has it affected you in any other ways?

i was fonger

Ya but I don't really want to be with someone that thinks blackmail is good way to keep guy. Also I don't want to get in troubles. I mean this time she threatened to report rape because I wanted to leave her. Other time she might get upset about something else and do it.

my first wife wouldn't suck. my 2nd barely will. i make up for it by doing any damn thing i want. she works and i don't. she pretty much buys me anything i want and she's a 120k a year, so i can pretty much get along with just the good pussy